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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...
I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.
I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"
Posts : 234 Join date : 2011-03-07 Location : Titan
Subject: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:05 pm
Finished my education as an Network Engineer. Got depressed/highly violent wanted to kill a lot of people Got treatment now i am healthy again... Still hate people, but i never expected the meds to cure misanthropy. Set up a band. Got ringed up for a DNA test like 3 other guys she did around the same time to confirm who the father was. It wasn't of mine thank myself the 3 others weren't the fathers either. So i didn't pull a Scott, and my GF is a slut. <ialreadyknewthatwhenididher Started working at a helpdesk so i could bitch against old people. Did a lot of biking i needed to get rid of the manboobs which i accumilated the last 3 years. Didn't work i was drinking too much beer up untill the meds. Made a sandvich Ate sandvich Fucked sandvich Tried masturbating with the left hand Got an actual life Went out a couple of times, when i was drunk i fought. When i was on meds i was bored. So i still drink a little unfortunatly i will never be drunk again -_- Displayed my homosexual feelings towards NPH <-who won't go gay for him Listened to Justin bieber a lot because he is hardcore. Bought a van It got impounded because a similar van was sought for the disappearance of 12 prostitutes. Got my house fumigated after i cleaned up my crawlspace. Took out thrashbags and dumped them in the river
So what have you kids been doing? And ofcourse how are my little friends?
Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:24 pm
Hai God.
God OT'er
Posts : 234 Join date : 2011-03-07 Location : Titan
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:34 pm
ZombieGrimeth wrote:
Hai God.
Hi
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:47 pm
Eeer... Not to be the nut in the almond bowl there, Godsie... But who are you again?
God OT'er
Posts : 234 Join date : 2011-03-07 Location : Titan
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:53 pm
The Joker wrote:
Eeer... Not to be the nut in the almond bowl there, Godsie... But who are you again?
It's me God? Can't remember me? We were at that party of that chick with the big tits and i vomited all over her rack. I am an Titan an God! And i got arrested that evening and raped by a big fat nigger with a wig on his head. I will never shower again.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:20 pm
God wrote:
The Joker wrote:
Eeer... Not to be the nut in the almond bowl there, Godsie... But who are you again?
It's me God? Can't remember me? We were at that party of that chick with the big tits and i vomited all over her rack. I am an Titan an God! And i got arrested that evening and raped by a big fat nigger with a wig on his head. I will never shower again.
You were the bum that puked on poor little Harley?! Why, I ought-a kill you for that! But considering how I've never laughed half as much as then... I'll let you slide with a slight scarring!
*In a serious voice.* Get him boys...
HA-HAHAHA-HA!!!
God OT'er
Posts : 234 Join date : 2011-03-07 Location : Titan
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:32 pm
The Joker wrote:
God wrote:
The Joker wrote:
Eeer... Not to be the nut in the almond bowl there, Godsie... But who are you again?
It's me God? Can't remember me? We were at that party of that chick with the big tits and i vomited all over her rack. I am an Titan an God! And i got arrested that evening and raped by a big fat nigger with a wig on his head. I will never shower again.
You were the bum that puked on poor little Harley?! Why, I ought-a kill you for that! But considering how I've never laughed half as much as then... I'll let you slide with a slight scarring!
*In a serious voice.* Get him boys...
HA-HAHAHA-HA!!!
No please, don't make ICP sing. Please forgive me! ICP was inspired by you, you should kill yourself for that abomination!
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:02 pm
God wrote:
The Joker wrote:
God wrote:
It's me God? Can't remember me? We were at that party of that chick with the big tits and i vomited all over her rack. I am an Titan an God! And i got arrested that evening and raped by a big fat nigger with a wig on his head. I will never shower again.
You were the bum that puked on poor little Harley?! Why, I ought-a kill you for that! But considering how I've never laughed half as much as then... I'll let you slide with a slight scarring!
*In a serious voice.* Get him boys...
HA-HAHAHA-HA!!!
No please, don't make ICP sing. Please forgive me! ICP was inspired by you, you should kill yourself for that abomination!
Well... AS I've always said... There's a little piece of me inside of you... Inside of everybody here! By way of Joker Toxin! HA-HA-HA-HA! It sorta makes us family! HA-HA-HA!
*In a serious voice.* I hated my family...
God OT'er
Posts : 234 Join date : 2011-03-07 Location : Titan
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:08 pm
The Joker wrote:
Well... AS I've always said... There's a little piece of me inside of you... Inside of everybody here! By way of Joker Toxin! HA-HA-HA-HA! It sorta makes us family! HA-HA-HA!
*In a serious voice.* I hated my family...
YOU WERE THE ONE THAT RAPED ME IN JAIL! And you are family of one of the members of ICP... It explains much... Too much...
How can you live with yourself?
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:26 pm
God wrote:
The Joker wrote:
Well... AS I've always said... There's a little piece of me inside of you... Inside of everybody here! By way of Joker Toxin! HA-HA-HA-HA! It sorta makes us family! HA-HA-HA!
*In a serious voice.* I hated my family...
YOU WERE THE ONE THAT RAPED ME IN JAIL! And you are family of one of the members of ICP... It explains much... Too much...
How can you live with yourself?
How can I live with myself? Why... With a smile on my face, of course! HA-HAHAHA-HA!
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:31 pm
I'm pretty sure I win. Now I can't see the idiocy that "God" posts. He's on my foes list. I never thought I'd actually use it. If I don't see his retarded posts, I won't get angry. Problem solved.
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God OT'er
Posts : 234 Join date : 2011-03-07 Location : Titan
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:32 pm
God wrote:
HAHAHA! Oh you are quite the... Wow... You are a crybaby. You won't get angry? Your responses tell me enough, and i am literally laughing right now. You do have some issues i admit that, i believe you completely.
You come across as a sad pathatic guy.
I mean who takes anyone on the internet seriously?
Lemmeguess, the kids mean to you at school?
You obviously don't know me at all. I graduated, you shit face. And yes, I'm oversensitive. Don't like? Then shut fuck up and leave.
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:44 pm
Oh shi... Titan meets Burkman... I knew this day would come. >.>
*gets popcorn and watches ragefest begin*
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:49 pm
Bring it on, motherfucker. Bring all you got. What you got, ho?
God OT'er
Posts : 234 Join date : 2011-03-07 Location : Titan
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:52 pm
Burkman wrote:
Bring it on, motherfucker. Bring all you got. What you got, ho?
I'll slap you, i'll slap you so fucking hard...
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:56 pm
God wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Bring it on, motherfucker. Bring all you got. What you got, ho?
I'll slap you, i'll slap you so fucking hard...
Bitch, I'll shit on your face. After I beat you down with my cock.
God OT'er
Posts : 234 Join date : 2011-03-07 Location : Titan
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:57 pm
Burkman wrote:
God wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Bring it on, motherfucker. Bring all you got. What you got, ho?
I'll slap you, i'll slap you so fucking hard...
Bitch, I'll shit on your face. After I beat you down with my cock.
OH YES! TAKE ME! TAKE MY LIKE MR HANDS GOT TAKEN!
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:01 pm
God wrote:
Burkman wrote:
God wrote:
I'll slap you, i'll slap you so fucking hard...
Bitch, I'll shit on your face. After I beat you down with my cock.
OH YES! TAKE ME! TAKE MY LIKE MR HANDS GOT TAKEN!
Prepare yourself, for this will be rouuuugh
God OT'er
Posts : 234 Join date : 2011-03-07 Location : Titan
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:04 pm
Burkman wrote:
Prepare yourself, for this will be rouuuugh
Well rougher then mr hands got it you can't get...
Google it...
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:23 pm
Scott wrote:
Oh shi... Titan meets Burkman... I knew this day would come. >.>
*gets popcorn and watches ragefest begin*
Can I haz?
I just love watching Bats beat up them local thugs! Reminds me of the good ol' days... *Sniff-sniff*
Anyways... Lets watch!
*Sits on a rolling executive desk chair, spinning it on its' wheels and grabs a handful of popcorn.* WHA-HAHAHA-HA! Hu-Hu-Hu-HA!!
Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:24 pm
Um, I don't like being a party-pooper, but I think this is a bit of an offensive username, especially for some of us Christian members here. After all, when Causa introduced a force-choking emoticon of Jesus choking someone, it was turned down for being religiously offensive...I don't see how this is any different to be completely honest...not to be a jerk, but you know.
Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:17 pm
Gaming Misfit wrote:
Um, I don't like being a party-pooper, but I think this is a bit of an offensive username, especially for some of us Christian members here. After all, when Causa introduced a force-choking emoticon of Jesus choking someone, it was turned down for being religiously offensive...I don't see how this is any different to be completely honest...not to be a jerk, but you know.
Serious post is serious.
Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:20 pm
Gaming Misfit wrote:
Um, I don't like being a party-pooper, but I think this is a bit of an offensive username, especially for some of us Christian members here. After all, when Causa introduced a force-choking emoticon of Jesus choking someone, it was turned down for being religiously offensive...I don't see how this is any different to be completely honest...not to be a jerk, but you know.
You are overreacting.
Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:20 pm
Your mom's overreacting!
Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
Subject: Re: Short summary what i have done since i was gone. Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:58 am
Jetbounty, the christian party pooper.
I gotta get Scott round to putting that as his username sometime.
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