I GOT INTO SARAH LAWRENCE!

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Ulyaoth wrote:: Uly's pro-choice. LIKE SUPAH PRO-CHOICE!!

How does this make you feel?

You should share your opinions. Be passionate.

This will only strengthen the OT.

Is this because your mom wanted to abort you?

Subject: Re: I GOT INTO SARAH LAWRENCE! Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:51 pm

Branch wrote:: Is this because your mom wanted to abort you?

If she did, she never told me. She told me my dad didn't want to have a 2nd child. I think she told me that to alienate me against my father. Granted, she told me this when I was 23, so I don't think it counts.

Subject: Re: I GOT INTO SARAH LAWRENCE! Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:54 pm

Am I against abortion? Not really. It's their choice to do so even if the circumstances were infuriating.

Subject: Re: I GOT INTO SARAH LAWRENCE! Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:56 pm

I'm not getting involved.

Subject: Re: I GOT INTO SARAH LAWRENCE! Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:58 pm

Bobabounty wrote:: I'm not getting involved.

You can discuss it if you want. I won't get mad, I promise. I'll do my best to back up my opinion.

Subject: Re: I GOT INTO SARAH LAWRENCE! Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:02 pm

Burkman wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:: I'm not getting involved.

You can discuss it if you want. I won't get mad, I promise. I'll do my best to back up my opinion.

Well... I'm against it. That's it. Except in cases of rape and incest.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

However its a choice it proves how fucked up our civilization is. Know what else was their choice? Getting knocked up. The only thing i can say sure about the abortion is if they were raped. But i still feel bad about that. Its punishment for doing nothing. Give the baby away atleast.

Subject: Re: I GOT INTO SARAH LAWRENCE! Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:15 pm

Did you guys know like... a lot of marriages in the middle east are between cousins, where that sort of thing is ideal?

I was born in the wrong country, man...

Er... I mean... what?

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Ulyaoth wrote:: Did you guys know like... a bunch of marriages in the middle east and between cousins, where that sort of thing is ideal?

I was born in the wrong country, man...

Er... I mean... what?

Albert Einstein's parents were first cousins.

Subject: Re: I GOT INTO SARAH LAWRENCE! Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:18 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:: Did you guys know like... a lot of marriages in the middle east are between cousins, where that sort of thing is ideal?

I was born in the wrong country, man...

Er... I mean... what?

Wait, you actually want to LIVE out in those countries? Are you high?

Subject: Re: I GOT INTO SARAH LAWRENCE! Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:00 pm

Burkman wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: Did you guys know like... a lot of marriages in the middle east are between cousins, where that sort of thing is ideal?

I was born in the wrong country, man...

Er... I mean... what?

Wait, you actually want to LIVE out in those countries? Are you high?

Yes, actually. I believe that Uly's skin emits a gaseous pheromone that causes the inhaler to have a state of mental instability.

Subject: Re: I GOT INTO SARAH LAWRENCE! Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:05 pm

Causa wrote:

Burkman wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: Did you guys know like... a lot of marriages in the middle east are between cousins, where that sort of thing is ideal?

I was born in the wrong country, man...

Er... I mean... what?

Wait, you actually want to LIVE out in those countries? Are you high?

Yes, actually. I believe that Uly's skin emits a gaseous pheromone that causes the inhaler to have a state of mental instability.

So that's why he likes to talk about incest and sex with underage girls. I think we should plug up his pores.

Subject: Re: I GOT INTO SARAH LAWRENCE! Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:08 pm

It also causes women to be unable to see the loving, caring soul underneath this fatty exterior. It might also cause them to believe I'm stalking them.

I AM INNOCENT!

Subject: Re: I GOT INTO SARAH LAWRENCE! Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:28 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:: It also causes women to be unable to see the loving, caring soul underneath this fatty exterior. It might also cause them to believe I'm stalking them.

I AM INNOCENT!

It also gives off a distinctive smell. A smell of perversion.

Subject: Re: I GOT INTO SARAH LAWRENCE! Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:34 pm

Burkman wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: It also causes women to be unable to see the loving, caring soul underneath this fatty exterior. It might also cause them to believe I'm stalking them.

I AM INNOCENT!

It also gives off a distinctive smell. A smell of perversion.

and Shame. cant forget the Shame

Subject: Re: I GOT INTO SARAH LAWRENCE! Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:37 pm

Callin wrote:

Burkman wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: It also causes women to be unable to see the loving, caring soul underneath this fatty exterior. It might also cause them to believe I'm stalking them.

I AM INNOCENT!

It also gives off a distinctive smell. A smell of perversion.

and Shame. cant forget the Shame

Don't forget guilt and depression.

Subject: Re: I GOT INTO SARAH LAWRENCE! Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:21 pm

Bobabounty wrote:

Burkman wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:: I'm not getting involved.

You can discuss it if you want. I won't get mad, I promise. I'll do my best to back up my opinion.

Well... I'm against it. That's it. Except in cases of rape and incest.

Pretty much my view on the matter...

Subject: Re: I GOT INTO SARAH LAWRENCE! Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:23 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:: Uly's pro-choice. LIKE SUPAH PRO-CHOICE!!

How does this make you feel?

You should share your opinions. Be passionate.

This will only strengthen the OT.

I'm totally pro-choice too.

Oooo, I know, let's also give criminals a choice if they want to be punished.

Or, let's give Dave a choice if Ted lives or dies.

Let's be serious, no one is truly and absolutely pro-choice. It's just a nice ideal dolled up for us.

If you haven't guessed, I am anti-absolute choice. Humans on a whole are blithering, greedy, and generally uneducated by their own lack of will to learn from what is known. Ultimately, life is unfair. Maybe a child will be born with problems. Maybe you were raped. Ya, I get it, life sucks. However, abstract of feeling, believes, and desires we find ourselves laid out at the absolute mercy of fact. In that light it is just as much killing as any other scenario. Call me an unfeeling monster, but I let the facts establish my reality and I abhor stretching beyond them to satisfy myself. The world is a cruel taskmaster, but I seek to play the diligent slave. Aside from either the acceptance of death in ways that humanity claims to hate as legitimate or to be shown that the facts are in error I cannot accept an argument that it is not a crime against us as a whole.