Happy Birthday USA!

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Happy birthday to the UK's rebellious daughter!
OMG!

Just so you know, your mother forgives you... After all, no parent can ever stay mad to their child long... But she still wishes you were like your sister, Australia... Now there's a model sibling!
Oh man

Subject: Re: Happy Birthday USA! Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:06 am

Thanks for burning our White House in the War of 1812.

/sarcasmoff

Subject: Re: Happy Birthday USA! Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:08 am

Mort's thread is better.

Subject: Re: Happy Birthday USA! Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:41 am

Ban-Anad wrote:: Happy birthday to the UK's rebellious daughter!

Just so you know, your mother forgives you... After all, no parent can ever stay mad to their child long... But she still wishes you were like your sister, Australia... Now there's a model sibling!

and this proves that Canada is the Redheaded Step Child.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Bobabounty wrote:: Thanks for burning our White House in the War of 1812.

/sarcasmoff

Technically it wasnt the White House without the Brits. Just the President's Mansion OMG!

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Branch wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:: Thanks for burning our White House in the War of 1812.

/sarcasmoff

Technically it wasnt the White House without the Brits. Just the President's Mansion OMG!

Come on Branch only Burkman remembers when that happened!

OMG!

Subject: Re: Happy Birthday USA! Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:58 am

I was there. The White House was a hot spot for pagan summoning rituals.

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Burkus Diabulus wrote:: I was there. The White House was a hot spot for pagan summoning rituals.

Told ya!

Subject: Re: Happy Birthday USA! Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:42 pm

Murica... and EXPLOSIONS!

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Callin wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:: Happy birthday to the UK's rebellious daughter!

Just so you know, your mother forgives you... After all, no parent can ever stay mad to their child long... But she still wishes you were like your sister, Australia... Now there's a model sibling!

and this proves that Canada is the Redheaded Step Child.

Well lets see... You got your allowance cut by your mother (tea tax) so you said 'NO! I'm old enough! I can take care of myself!' (Tea Party) and got in a big fight with your parents (England and Scotland) after which you declared your independence, ran off, started wearing trampy clothes (blue uniforms, Betsy Ross, your new flag; sorry if this offends anyone) and got in bed with a Frenchman. The result of which was the ill-begotten child of Canada, which is both your daughter and your half-sister (1783 Treaty of Paris)...

Sooo yeah, you could say that...

Oh man

Subject: Re: Happy Birthday USA! Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:03 pm

Ban-Anad wrote:

Callin wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:: Happy birthday to the UK's rebellious daughter!

Just so you know, your mother forgives you... After all, no parent can ever stay mad to their child long... But she still wishes you were like your sister, Australia... Now there's a model sibling!

and this proves that Canada is the Redheaded Step Child.

Well lets see... You got your allowance cut by your mother (tea tax) so you said 'NO! I'm old enough! I can take care of myself!' (Tea Party) and got in a big fight with your parents (England and Scotland) after which you declared your independence, ran off, started wearing trampy clothes (blue uniforms, Betsy Ross, your new flag; sorry if this offends anyone) and got in bed with a Frenchman. The result of which was the ill-begotten child of Canada, which is both your daughter and your half-sister (1783 Treaty of Paris)...

Sooo yeah, you could say that...

Oh man

We should really hold a family gathering sometime.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Callin wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Callin wrote:: and this proves that Canada is the Redheaded Step Child.

Well lets see... You got your allowance cut by your mother (tea tax) so you said 'NO! I'm old enough! I can take care of myself!' (Tea Party) and got in a big fight with your parents (England and Scotland) after which you declared your independence, ran off, started wearing trampy clothes (blue uniforms, Betsy Ross, your new flag; sorry if this offends anyone) and got in bed with a Frenchman. The result of which was the ill-begotten child of Canada, which is both your daughter and your half-sister (1783 Treaty of Paris)...

Sooo yeah, you could say that...

Oh man

We should really hold a family gathering sometime.

Yeah... But do you really want to be in one room with India?!

Subject: Re: Happy Birthday USA! Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:14 pm

Ban-Anad wrote:

Callin wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:: Well lets see... You got your allowance cut by your mother (tea tax) so you said 'NO! I'm old enough! I can take care of myself!' (Tea Party) and got in a big fight with your parents (England and Scotland) after which you declared your independence, ran off, started wearing trampy clothes (blue uniforms, Betsy Ross, your new flag; sorry if this offends anyone) and got in bed with a Frenchman. The result of which was the ill-begotten child of Canada, which is both your daughter and your half-sister (1783 Treaty of Paris)...

Sooo yeah, you could say that...

We should really hold a family gathering sometime.

Yeah... But do you really want to be in one room with India?!

that would be the giant white elephant in the room...

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Callin wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Callin wrote:: We should really hold a family gathering sometime.

Yeah... But do you really want to be in one room with India?!

that would be the giant white elephant in the room...

Yes... But when you say elephant, I mean those things from Lord of the Rings... And it won't be white... And it won't be exactly clean either...

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Wait Scotland? lolwut

Subject: Re: Happy Birthday USA! Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:34 pm

Bulgaria had no part in thizz.

In my head, bulgaria's national anthem is like shakira's africa song, only all the lyrics are some form of bulga, bulgaria, bulgio, and so forth.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Branch wrote:: Wait Scotland? lolwut

Well, back then, Northern Ireland wasn't officially a separate part in the UK, it was part of England (annexed from the rest of Ireland due to some religious shit)... Sooo yeah... England's your good-mannered, posh mommy and Scotland's yer liquored-up stale sweat-smelling father...

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Ban-Anad wrote:

Branch wrote:: Wait Scotland? lolwut

Well, back then, Northern Ireland wasn't officially a separate part in the UK, it was part of England (annexed from the rest of Ireland due to some religious shit)... Sooo yeah... England's your good-mannered, posh mommy and Scotland's yer liquored-up stale sweat-smelling father...

No.

Subject: Re: Happy Birthday USA! Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:43 pm

Dude, england is more of a cranky old bitch who strikes children with her cane or crucifix for saying "gosh darn". She also hates minorities.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Ulyaoth wrote:: Dude, england is more of a cranky old bitch who strikes children with her cane or crucifix for saying "gosh darn". She also hates minorities.

Sounds like Bioware....

Subject: Re: Happy Birthday USA! Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:49 pm

Colla once said that DA:O was perhaps bioware's greatest game. Don't tell the mass effect fanbois, he said. I apologize, colla. I have betrayed you.

Subject: Re: Happy Birthday USA! Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:01 pm

Ignoring the slander...

God bless America, the greatest nation on our 6000 year old Earth.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Subject: Re: Happy Birthday USA! Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:34 pm

CollaWars wrote:: Ignoring the slander...

God bless America, the greatest nation on our 6000 year old Earth.

Fuck your dry sarcasm.

Subject: Re: Happy Birthday USA! Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:36 pm

I find colla's sarcasm moist...

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