War of the Roses

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: War of the Roses Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:54 pm

One day, Grim and Uly were picking roses to give to each other. They giggled and traded roses and would be joyous.

Then one day, Grim picked up a clod of dirt... and smiled mischievously...

Grim threw the dirt on Uly with all his might. The dirt clod smashed against uly, smearing his good shirt with dirt and stinging uly's chest with it's impact.

Uly dropped his roses and refused to pick more. Grim was mad. Real mad. How dare he take offense at my dirt-throwing! You pick roses! PICK MOAR ROSES NOW! He threw yet another clod of dirt at Uly.

This, too, hurt Uly and stained his good shirt with dirt. But good-natured Uly, he could not retaliate and hurt his friend. Uly stood there and continued not to pick roses. Grim screamed at him in anger. Then Grim and Uly left the meadow, Uly in pain... Grim in rage.

The next day, Uly returned to the meadow... his shirt was still dirty, he could not wash it out. Yet still, he returned to pick roses with his friend. Perhaps he would not throw dirt today.

There was Grim, picking roses. Uly went to pick roses with him, but Grim pushed him to the ground. Now Grim pretends Uly does not exist... picking roses furiously. Crushing them as he plucks them and muttering about protestants.

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

Counselling. You need it.

Subject: Re: War of the Roses Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:32 pm

Well, I do NOW. This event was traumatizing. I was a victim.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 29

Ulyaoth wrote:: One day, Grim and Uly were picking roses to give to each other. They giggled and traded roses and would be joyous.

Then one day, Grim picked up a clod of dirt... and smiled mischievously...

Grim threw the dirt on Uly with all his might. The dirt clod smashed against uly, smearing his good shirt with dirt and stinging uly's chest with it's impact.

Uly dropped his roses and refused to pick more. Grim was mad. Real mad. How dare he take offense at my dirt-throwing! You pick roses! PICK MOAR ROSES NOW! He threw yet another clod of dirt at Uly.

This, too, hurt Uly and stained his good shirt with dirt. But good-natured Uly, he could not retaliate and hurt his friend. Uly stood there and continued not to pick roses. Grim screamed at him in anger. Then Grim and Uly left the meadow, Uly in pain... Grim in rage.

The next day, Uly returned to the meadow... his shirt was still dirty, he could not wash it out. Yet still, he returned to pick roses with his friend. Perhaps he would not throw dirt today.

There was Grim, picking roses. Uly went to pick roses with him, but Grim pushed him to the ground. Now Grim pretends Uly does not exist... picking roses furiously. Crushing them as he plucks them and muttering about protestants.

Subject: Re: War of the Roses Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:12 pm

You give yourself away, mineturtle... I know you're somebody we know...

Subject: Re: War of the Roses Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:24 pm

Oh how far you've fallen... wai... that's to say you were high enough to fall from something... maybe it was a failed leap... iono..

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

What happened to the pansexual choice?

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Papa Scott wrote:: Oh how far you've fallen... wai... that's to say you were high enough to fall from something... maybe it was a failed leap... iono..

He's pushing the space-time plain below himself in order to get lower... He is now our little black hole...

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

Meatlocker wrote:: What happened to the pansexual choice?

The Burkman was not pleased.

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Ryan wrote:

Meatlocker wrote:: What happened to the pansexual choice?

The Burkman was not pleased.

Probably

Subject: Re: War of the Roses Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:27 pm

Stop poking me. Can't a grizzly bear get some damn sleep?

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Burkman wrote:: Stop poking me. Can't a grizzly bear get some damn sleep?

No. Only pandas.

Subject: Re: War of the Roses Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:42 pm

PirateGrimeth wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Stop poking me. Can't a grizzly bear get some damn sleep?

No. Only pandas.

Grizzly bears aren't friendly when disturbed... I hope you know that... Grizzly bears are ferocious and certainty should not be fucked with.

And yes, you should guys should stop poking me.

Subject: Re: War of the Roses Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:48 pm

Burkman wrote:

PirateGrimeth wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Stop poking me. Can't a grizzly bear get some damn sleep?

No. Only pandas.

Grizzly bears aren't friendly when disturbed... I hope you know that... Grizzly bears are ferocious and certainty should not be fucked with.

And yes, you should guys should stop poking me.

*pokes Burkman on Facebook*

Subject: Re: War of the Roses Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:49 pm

CollaWars wrote:

Burkman wrote:

PirateGrimeth wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Stop poking me. Can't a grizzly bear get some damn sleep?

No. Only pandas.

Grizzly bears aren't friendly when disturbed... I hope you know that... Grizzly bears are ferocious and certainty should not be fucked with.

And yes, you should guys should stop poking me.

*pokes Burkman on Facebook*

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