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Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...
I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.
I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:25 pm
me bawhlez reek
SoupWithSauce WolfPack
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:11 pm
I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure I bet a badass dragon slaying RPG...
Not Sims 4.
But I'm starting to like it. The more I think about it, the better it gets. I'll marry several women and then proceed to kill all of them. Then I will make a room where I will keep the dead bodies. Each day, I will remove one of the bodies, and offer it to Uly as a peace offering. I will repeat until Uly has enough women. Then I will move on to Scott.
As a result of this, they will be friends, and all will be well again.
Scott Warlord
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:26 pm
I... wat...
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:57 am
SoupWithSauce wrote:
I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure I bet a badass dragon slaying RPG...
Not Sims 4.
But I'm starting to like it. The more I think about it, the better it gets. I'll marry several women and then proceed to kill all of them. Then I will make a room where I will keep the dead bodies. Each day, I will remove one of the bodies, and offer it to Uly as a peace offering. I will repeat until Uly has enough women. Then I will move on to Scott.
As a result of this, they will be friends, and all will be well again.
I suggest you see a very, very open minded shrink...
Callin I have a title
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:39 am
Ban-Anad wrote:
SoupWithSauce wrote:
I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure I bet a badass dragon slaying RPG...
Not Sims 4.
But I'm starting to like it. The more I think about it, the better it gets. I'll marry several women and then proceed to kill all of them. Then I will make a room where I will keep the dead bodies. Each day, I will remove one of the bodies, and offer it to Uly as a peace offering. I will repeat until Uly has enough women. Then I will move on to Scott.
As a result of this, they will be friends, and all will be well again.
I suggest you see a very, very open minded shrink...
or an open relationship one....
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:04 am
Callin wrote:
Ban-Anad wrote:
SoupWithSauce wrote:
I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure I bet a badass dragon slaying RPG...
Not Sims 4.
But I'm starting to like it. The more I think about it, the better it gets. I'll marry several women and then proceed to kill all of them. Then I will make a room where I will keep the dead bodies. Each day, I will remove one of the bodies, and offer it to Uly as a peace offering. I will repeat until Uly has enough women. Then I will move on to Scott.
As a result of this, they will be friends, and all will be well again.
I suggest you see a very, very open minded shrink...
or an open relationship one....
Or a nice visit to my basement so I can show him how killing is really done.
SoupWithSauce WolfPack
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:45 am
Is there a problem here, gentlemen?
Callin I have a title
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:05 am
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:47 am
Hahaha
Scott Warlord
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:55 pm
Meatlocker Detective
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:08 pm
Scott wrote:
Ever since Charlie the unicorn he has just gone more and more insane. I wonder what happened.
Scott Warlord
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:13 pm
Meatlocker wrote:
Scott wrote:
Ever since Charlie the unicorn he has just gone more and more insane. I wonder what happened.
Same thing with Mel Gibson... fame happened.
Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:25 pm
Uly jolted awake as the carriage bumped over another rock in the road. He had been daydreaming again. The great plains of Bulgaria do not offer much to marvel at.
"Banana, do we have any more drinks left?"
Banana turned to uly, still grasping the reigns attached to his 2 beloved horses, Don Julio and Spopovich. "Aye, comrade Ulyvich, I have much Bulgarian ale for you to quaff until your thirst is slaked!" "I recommend this."
Banana reaches back into the carriage and pulls out a lukewarm bottle of what appears to be muddy water. He hands it to uly with a smile, the sun gleaming off his golden tooth. Uly thanks him and takes a sip of the drink... it's awful but uly is afraid of offending his host... he continues to sip his warm puddle water.
Banana's face grows stern as he begins to speak, "Ulyvich, I must tell you... it is disappointing you were not able to grow a beard before your visit. And also troubling."
"I never could grow a beard, Banana... it just comes in all weird like. Why... why is it a big deal?"
"Ach, I forget you are a stranger to the customs of my motherland. Ulyvich... a man without a beard is considered a woman by bulgarian law."
"What... what does that mean?"
"In bulgaria, if a woman cannot prevent a man from claiming her honeypot with his pig sticker, that is considered her own fault... and in bulgaria, where women are hoarded by the strongest and the long winter is always on the horizon... well... you americans have such fine teeth and good hygiene.. you'd make a good catch. Pardon my saying so, comrade... but you must be warned."
Uly's face is nearly white with horror... but his fists are clenched with rage. Why would he just now tell me this? I don't have a gun... I don't have a bat... I have nothing. I have to...
*rustle rustle*
Uly jerks his head in the direction of the noise... a tuft of black hair ducks behind a bush. Uly looks back at banana with wide eyes.
"I see they have already caught your scent, ulyvich. I will speak on your behalf... and fight for your sake if it comes to that... but in bulgaria, a man's mettle is determined by the strength of his fists... or the weakness of his stomach. I cannot stand vigil forever."
Uly glances back at the rustling bush... which now lays still... determined now more than ever to get out alive... and anus intact.
To be continued... (maybe)
Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:18 pm
Scott wrote:
Meatlocker wrote:
Scott wrote:
Ever since Charlie the unicorn he has just gone more and more insane. I wonder what happened.
Same thing with Mel Gibson... fame happened.
The Beaver was an awesome movie.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:36 am
Ulyaoth wrote:
Uly jolted awake as the carriage bumped over another rock in the road. He had been daydreaming again. The great plains of Bulgaria do not offer much to marvel at.
"Banana, do we have any more drinks left?"
Banana turned to uly, still grasping the reigns attached to his 2 beloved horses, Don Julio and Spopovich. "Aye, comrade Ulyvich, I have much Bulgarian ale for you to quaff until your thirst is slaked!" "I recommend this."
Banana reaches back into the carriage and pulls out a lukewarm bottle of what appears to be muddy water. He hands it to uly with a smile, the sun gleaming off his golden tooth. Uly thanks him and takes a sip of the drink... it's awful but uly is afraid of offending his host... he continues to sip his warm puddle water.
Banana's face grows stern as he begins to speak, "Ulyvich, I must tell you... it is disappointing you were not able to grow a beard before your visit. And also troubling."
"I never could grow a beard, Banana... it just comes in all weird like. Why... why is it a big deal?"
"Ach, I forget you are a stranger to the customs of my motherland. Ulyvich... a man without a beard is considered a woman by bulgarian law."
"What... what does that mean?"
"In bulgaria, if a woman cannot prevent a man from claiming her honeypot with his pig sticker, that is considered her own fault... and in bulgaria, where women are hoarded by the strongest and the long winter is always on the horizon... well... you americans have such fine teeth and good hygiene.. you'd make a good catch. Pardon my saying so, comrade... but you must be warned."
Uly's face is nearly white with horror... but his fists are clenched with rage. Why would he just now tell me this? I don't have a gun... I don't have a bat... I have nothing. I have to...
*rustle rustle*
Uly jerks his head in the direction of the noise... a tuft of black hair ducks behind a bush. Uly looks back at banana with wide eyes.
"I see they have already caught your scent, ulyvich. I will speak on your behalf... and fight for your sake if it comes to that... but in bulgaria, a man's mettle is determined by the strength of his fists... or the weakness of his stomach. I cannot stand vigil forever."
Uly glances back at the rustling bush... which now lays still... determined now more than ever to get out alive... and anus intact.
To be continued... (maybe)
One more of these and I will make it my mission to delete every post you make here on.
Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:45 am
Ban-Anad wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
Uly jolted awake as the carriage bumped over another rock in the road. He had been daydreaming again. The great plains of Bulgaria do not offer much to marvel at.
"Banana, do we have any more drinks left?"
Banana turned to uly, still grasping the reigns attached to his 2 beloved horses, Don Julio and Spopovich. "Aye, comrade Ulyvich, I have much Bulgarian ale for you to quaff until your thirst is slaked!" "I recommend this."
Banana reaches back into the carriage and pulls out a lukewarm bottle of what appears to be muddy water. He hands it to uly with a smile, the sun gleaming off his golden tooth. Uly thanks him and takes a sip of the drink... it's awful but uly is afraid of offending his host... he continues to sip his warm puddle water.
Banana's face grows stern as he begins to speak, "Ulyvich, I must tell you... it is disappointing you were not able to grow a beard before your visit. And also troubling."
"I never could grow a beard, Banana... it just comes in all weird like. Why... why is it a big deal?"
"Ach, I forget you are a stranger to the customs of my motherland. Ulyvich... a man without a beard is considered a woman by bulgarian law."
"What... what does that mean?"
"In bulgaria, if a woman cannot prevent a man from claiming her honeypot with his pig sticker, that is considered her own fault... and in bulgaria, where women are hoarded by the strongest and the long winter is always on the horizon... well... you americans have such fine teeth and good hygiene.. you'd make a good catch. Pardon my saying so, comrade... but you must be warned."
Uly's face is nearly white with horror... but his fists are clenched with rage. Why would he just now tell me this? I don't have a gun... I don't have a bat... I have nothing. I have to...
*rustle rustle*
Uly jerks his head in the direction of the noise... a tuft of black hair ducks behind a bush. Uly looks back at banana with wide eyes.
"I see they have already caught your scent, ulyvich. I will speak on your behalf... and fight for your sake if it comes to that... but in bulgaria, a man's mettle is determined by the strength of his fists... or the weakness of his stomach. I cannot stand vigil forever."
Uly glances back at the rustling bush... which now lays still... determined now more than ever to get out alive... and anus intact.
To be continued... (maybe)
One more of these and I will make it my mission to delete every post you make here on.
I thought it was funny as hell
Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:07 am
Callin wrote:
Ban-Anad wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
Uly jolted awake as the carriage bumped over another rock in the road. He had been daydreaming again. The great plains of Bulgaria do not offer much to marvel at.
"Banana, do we have any more drinks left?"
Banana turned to uly, still grasping the reigns attached to his 2 beloved horses, Don Julio and Spopovich. "Aye, comrade Ulyvich, I have much Bulgarian ale for you to quaff until your thirst is slaked!" "I recommend this."
Banana reaches back into the carriage and pulls out a lukewarm bottle of what appears to be muddy water. He hands it to uly with a smile, the sun gleaming off his golden tooth. Uly thanks him and takes a sip of the drink... it's awful but uly is afraid of offending his host... he continues to sip his warm puddle water.
Banana's face grows stern as he begins to speak, "Ulyvich, I must tell you... it is disappointing you were not able to grow a beard before your visit. And also troubling."
"I never could grow a beard, Banana... it just comes in all weird like. Why... why is it a big deal?"
"Ach, I forget you are a stranger to the customs of my motherland. Ulyvich... a man without a beard is considered a woman by bulgarian law."
"What... what does that mean?"
"In bulgaria, if a woman cannot prevent a man from claiming her honeypot with his pig sticker, that is considered her own fault... and in bulgaria, where women are hoarded by the strongest and the long winter is always on the horizon... well... you americans have such fine teeth and good hygiene.. you'd make a good catch. Pardon my saying so, comrade... but you must be warned."
Uly's face is nearly white with horror... but his fists are clenched with rage. Why would he just now tell me this? I don't have a gun... I don't have a bat... I have nothing. I have to...
*rustle rustle*
Uly jerks his head in the direction of the noise... a tuft of black hair ducks behind a bush. Uly looks back at banana with wide eyes.
"I see they have already caught your scent, ulyvich. I will speak on your behalf... and fight for your sake if it comes to that... but in bulgaria, a man's mettle is determined by the strength of his fists... or the weakness of his stomach. I cannot stand vigil forever."
Uly glances back at the rustling bush... which now lays still... determined now more than ever to get out alive... and anus intact.
To be continued... (maybe)
One more of these and I will make it my mission to delete every post you make here on.
I thought it was funny as hell
I laughed.
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:16 am
Scott and I were taking bets on how angry Ban would be.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:23 am
Burkman wrote:
Scott and I were taking bets on how angry Ban would be.
Who won and what's my cut?
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:30 am
Ban-Anad wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Scott and I were taking bets on how angry Ban would be.
Who won and what's my cut?
We both won, so we split the pot already. Which was cinnamon rolls. I still have a bit left.
*Gives Ban some cinnamon rolls*
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:32 am
Burkman wrote:
Ban-Anad wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Scott and I were taking bets on how angry Ban would be.
Who won and what's my cut?
We both won, so we split the pot already. Which was cinnamon rolls. I still have a bit left.
*Gives Ban some cinnamon rolls*
I'm... Not too fond of cinnamon rolls...
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:36 am
Ban-Anad wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Ban-Anad wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Scott and I were taking bets on how angry Ban would be.
Who won and what's my cut?
We both won, so we split the pot already. Which was cinnamon rolls. I still have a bit left.
*Gives Ban some cinnamon rolls*
I'm... Not too fond of cinnamon rolls...
You haven't had my mom's cinnamon rolls.
Matured Yoshikage Kira OT Crime Lord
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:59 am
Callin wrote:
Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
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Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:15 am
The black tuft of hair was going to be grimeth in the sequel. But my artistic vision has been snuffed like a candle in the wind...
Matured Yoshikage Kira OT Crime Lord
Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 29
Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:25 am
Ulyaoth wrote:
The black tuft of hair was going to be grimeth in the sequel. But my artistic vision has been snuffed like a candle in the wind...
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