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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: I have bed bugs... Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:07 pm | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:44 pm | |
| Those are called girls. They're supposed to be there. | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:51 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Those are called girls. They're supposed to be there.
No they are what you get from girls.
/factsoflife | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:51 pm | |
| - Meatlocker wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- Those are called girls. They're supposed to be there.
No they are what you get from girls.
/factsoflife Birthday presents? | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:40 am | |
| - Meatlocker wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- Meatlocker wrote:
I think you should be hearing this from someone else. I'm messing with you. or are you? Am I? | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:45 am | |
| If you're getting bed bugs... yer doin it wrong... | |
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Matured Yoshikage Kira OT Crime Lord
Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 29
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:17 am | |
| - Meatlocker wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- Those are called girls. They're supposed to be there.
No they are what you get from girls.
/factsoflife So you got Herpes? | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Sun Dec 09, 2012 9:25 am | |
| Ahhhh Crabs and Head Lice. Someone wont be coming home for christmas. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:16 pm | |
| Um... I'm not sure you have bedbugs if you got "them" from a girl... | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:22 pm | |
| So I do not have bed bugs because apparently you actually bleed from bed bugs,
I just have spiders. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:28 pm | |
| - Meatlocker wrote:
- So I do not have bed bugs because apparently you actually bleed from bed bugs,
I just have spiders. I'm so sorry. How did your mother take it? | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:24 pm | |
| - Meatlocker wrote:
- So I do not have bed bugs because apparently you actually bleed from bed bugs,
I just have spiders. Wash yer sheets and put bar soap under your mattress for spiders. | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:27 am | |
| - Scott wrote:
- Meatlocker wrote:
- So I do not have bed bugs because apparently you actually bleed from bed bugs,
I just have spiders. Wash yer sheets and put bar soap under your mattress for spiders. Dat be some straight up Voodoo shit right there. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:53 am | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- Meatlocker wrote:
- So I do not have bed bugs because apparently you actually bleed from bed bugs,
I just have spiders. Wash yer sheets and put bar soap under your mattress for spiders. Dat be some straight up Voodoo shit right there. He skipped the part where he laces the underside of the mattress with goat intestines... | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:20 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- Meatlocker wrote:
- So I do not have bed bugs because apparently you actually bleed from bed bugs,
I just have spiders. Wash yer sheets and put bar soap under your mattress for spiders. Dat be some straight up Voodoo shit right there. No no no... that requires sacrifice of the flesh... the soap is for communal spirits only. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:45 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- Callin wrote:
- Scott wrote:
Wash yer sheets and put bar soap under your mattress for spiders. Dat be some straight up Voodoo shit right there. No no no... that requires sacrifice of the flesh... the soap is for communal spirits only. Silly Scoot... You know full well that soap is Meat's worst enemy... | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:50 pm | |
| - Ban-Anad wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- Callin wrote:
- Scott wrote:
Wash yer sheets and put bar soap under your mattress for spiders. Dat be some straight up Voodoo shit right there. No no no... that requires sacrifice of the flesh... the soap is for communal spirits only. Silly Scoot... You know full well that soap is Meat's worst enemy... No... that'd be my grill... | |
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DarthShadie OT Master
Posts : 436 Join date : 2011-04-25 Age : 41
| Subject: Re: I have bed bugs... Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:37 am | |
| - Meatlocker wrote:
- /collegeproblems?
Oh damn (shivers grossed out). Ok, I'm sorry to say my Mom can NOT come to your rescue lol I had these, from a friend who had them, got 'em while moving. Dirty trucks. Anyway, here's what to do, determine where they are. If just at the bed, it ain't so bad. Make sure to wash everything with very hot water. Leave what you can outside in the cold (if there is cold where you are, pillows and clothes and good to leave in a safe place outside when freezing temperatures). If you don't have the freeze factor luxury, hot hot water cleaning. Getting rid of the bugs and the mattress. First squash the bug as muh as you can. Then wipe the remains and throw in a garbage and throw out right away. Do not vaccuum lol they will stay inthe vaccuum cleaner, you don'T want that. Then, get rid of the mattress. It sucks, but that'S what I had to do. I washe my bedding with hot water, then checked the bedding before rinsing it to be sure there were no remaining bugs in it. And it did 2 rinse cycles. My mom and I stayed up almost all night. She sprayed her aphid killer poison (kills ALL bugs, especially aphids) and that stuff is deadly. But if you don'T have aphid killer, you can use raid or something. Then put some vaselin, lots, on the base of the bed and bed feet. If any bugs remain, they will get stuck there. After a few days, if no new marks of blood or indications that they are still there (remember the bites can stay up to 2 weeks so its nothing to go by) are gone, then you'Re in the clear. If not, call an exterminator, but those are expensive AND its not guaranteed. Good luck mate. | |
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