I have to have facial surgery...

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: I have to have facial surgery... Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:21 am

WHAT IF THEY MESS UP AND MAKE ME A WOMAN.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 29

*Need to do facial surgery

Subject: Re: I have to have facial surgery... Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:56 am

Can't tell if srz or not... yeah

Subject: Re: I have to have facial surgery... Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:59 am

Scott wrote:: Can't tell if srz or not...

I'm very serious. Without getting too scientific, I basically have cracks and holes in the right side of my face. Plus some extra goodies which came along with it, such as a concussion and a broken nose :)

Subject: Re: I have to have facial surgery... Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:22 pm

Meth wrote:

Scott wrote:: Can't tell if srz or not...

I'm very serious. Without getting too scientific, I basically have cracks and holes in the right side of my face. Plus some extra goodies which came along with it, such as a concussion and a broken nose :)

The fuck were you doin' kid?

Subject: Re: I have to have facial surgery... Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:32 pm

Scott wrote:

Meth wrote:

Scott wrote:: Can't tell if srz or not...

I'm very serious. Without getting too scientific, I basically have cracks and holes in the right side of my face. Plus some extra goodies which came along with it, such as a concussion and a broken nose :)

The fuck were you doin' kid?

Wrestling match. Picked up a kid to slam him backwards. His entire weight came down on my face. Blood everywhere. Not pretty sight.

I look like I got into a fight with a UFC fighter...

Subject: Re: I have to have facial surgery... Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:37 pm

Meth wrote:

Scott wrote:

Meth wrote:: I'm very serious. Without getting too scientific, I basically have cracks and holes in the right side of my face. Plus some extra goodies which came along with it, such as a concussion and a broken nose :)

The fuck were you doin' kid?

Wrestling match. Picked up a kid to slam him backwards. His entire weight came down on my face. Blood everywhere. Not pretty sight.

I look like I got into a fight with a UFC fighter...

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

Serious note. Damn dude.

Subject: Re: I have to have facial surgery... Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:44 pm

Meth wrote:

Scott wrote:

Meth wrote:

Scott wrote:: Can't tell if srz or not...

I'm very serious. Without getting too scientific, I basically have cracks and holes in the right side of my face. Plus some extra goodies which came along with it, such as a concussion and a broken nose :)

The fuck were you doin' kid?

Wrestling match. Picked up a kid to slam him backwards. His entire weight came down on my face. Blood everywhere. Not pretty sight.

I look like I got into a fight with a UFC fighter...

That's what you get for watching WWE... but yeah... hope it goes well for you. At least you weren't the kid off Tosh.0 that rammed his face into the headlight of a car at 35MPH.

Subject: Re: I have to have facial surgery... Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:45 pm

Scott wrote:

Meth wrote:

Scott wrote:: The fuck were you doin' kid?

Wrestling match. Picked up a kid to slam him backwards. His entire weight came down on my face. Blood everywhere. Not pretty sight.

I look like I got into a fight with a UFC fighter...

That's what you get for watching WWE... but yeah... hope it goes well for you. At least you weren't the kid off Tosh.0 that rammed his face into the headlight of a car at 35MPH.

Lolyus. It could be worse. I just don't see how a kid basically falling on my face could fuck me up this bad though.

Subject: Re: I have to have facial surgery... Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:09 pm

Meth wrote:

Scott wrote:

Meth wrote:

Scott wrote:: The fuck were you doin' kid?

Wrestling match. Picked up a kid to slam him backwards. His entire weight came down on my face. Blood everywhere. Not pretty sight.

I look like I got into a fight with a UFC fighter...

That's what you get for watching WWE... but yeah... hope it goes well for you. At least you weren't the kid off Tosh.0 that rammed his face into the headlight of a car at 35MPH.

Lolyus. It could be worse. I just don't see how a kid basically falling on my face could fuck me up this bad though.

Well... how much did he weigh? I'm guessing not under 100 lbs... so take 100 lbs at about 32 ft/s^2... that's about 400 some Newtons alone... and I imagine the kid weighed much more.

Subject: Re: I have to have facial surgery... Sun Dec 09, 2012 7:09 pm

Scott wrote:

Meth wrote:

Scott wrote:: That's what you get for watching WWE... but yeah... hope it goes well for you. At least you weren't the kid off Tosh.0 that rammed his face into the headlight of a car at 35MPH.

Lolyus. It could be worse. I just don't see how a kid basically falling on my face could fuck me up this bad though.

Well... how much did he weigh? I'm guessing not under 100 lbs... so take 100 lbs at about 32 ft/s^2... that's about 400 some Newtons alone... and I imagine the kid weighed much more.

Lol science. huh?

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Just bit my hand reading that.

Subject: Re: I have to have facial surgery... Sun Dec 09, 2012 7:44 pm

The dude fell in a V shape, all his weight on his ass.

And his ass met my face.

Subject: Re: I have to have facial surgery... Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:06 pm

Meth wrote:: The dude fell in a V shape, all his weight on his ass.

And his ass met my face.

Never do full contact porn again

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Finally. You're gonna have your face surgically removed from your anus...

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Ban-Anad wrote:: Finally. You're gonna have your face surgically removed from your anus...

Time for the OT to start saving up for you now so clever

Subject: Re: I have to have facial surgery... Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:22 pm

Meth wrote:: The dude fell in a V shape, all his weight on his ass.

And his ass met my face.

There are safer ways of ass to mouth experimentation Wilbourn....

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Branch wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:: Finally. You're gonna have your face surgically removed from your anus...

Time for the OT to start saving up for you now so clever

Well, you know how pretty much every country is in debt, right? And some people are asking to who? Well... Now you know...

OT Master Posts : 436 Join date : 2011-04-25 Age : 41

Meth wrote:

Scott wrote:: Can't tell if srz or not...

I'm very serious. Without getting too scientific, I basically have cracks and holes in the right side of my face. Plus some extra goodies which came along with it, such as a concussion and a broken nose :)

I can sympathyse with the broken nose part. One full centimeter to the right lol the anathetic is the worst. I had to take arnica after the surgery and the stuff they stuffed in my nose was awful. But hey, my nose looks better now than it did before that badminton racket hit it. Free plastic surgery. Yes, it's free in Canada. But shit, I'm never going through that again.

I'm sure you'll be fine. If you're too worried, fly by to Canada, I'll direct you to dude who did my nose uh huh

Subject: Re: I have to have facial surgery... Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:49 pm

I had the surgery today.

They put me on some gooooood shit. So high

Subject: Re: I have to have facial surgery... Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:55 am

You need to sue that doctor for fucking up the surgery.

Oh, thats the way you actually look ya say...

Awkward.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

How exactly do you manage to use a computer if your face was supposedly messed up? I've had my jaw broken and cheek cracked, and they put pretty much my entire face in something of a cast...

Subject: Re: I have to have facial surgery... Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:16 am

Ban-Anad wrote:: How exactly do you manage to use a computer if your face was supposedly messed up? I've had my jaw broken and cheek cracked, and they put pretty much my entire face in something of a cast...

This is Wilbourn we're talking about... he can afford the computer screen be surgically attached to his eyes if he wanted.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Scott wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:: How exactly do you manage to use a computer if your face was supposedly messed up? I've had my jaw broken and cheek cracked, and they put pretty much my entire face in something of a cast...

This is Wilbourn we're talking about... he can afford the computer screen be surgically attached to his eyes if he wanted.

And a voice activated keyboard

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Branch wrote:

Scott wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:: How exactly do you manage to use a computer if your face was supposedly messed up? I've had my jaw broken and cheek cracked, and they put pretty much my entire face in something of a cast...

This is Wilbourn we're talking about... he can afford the computer screen be surgically attached to his eyes if he wanted.

And a voice activated keyboard

And replacing his blood with nannies.