The Never-Ending Thread

Wilbourn wrote:

I'm trying to find a good game on Steam to get that's $14 and under. Is Age of Empires III any good?

Read that as "trying to find a good man on Steam.." lolwtfidk

Also happy belated New Years everyone! And look at you Uly... last year you were debating weather or not to keep track of how many times you masturbated last year. And now you're a millitary man! :D

I'm about to start writing for Push Square

I'll be going from having a couple hundred readers to hundreds of thousands. It's really exciting.

Jet wrote:

I'm about to start writing for Push Square

I'll be going from having a couple hundred readers to hundreds of thousands.  It's really exciting.

Do they pay you?

Wilbourn wrote:

Jet wrote:

I'm about to start writing for Push Square

I'll be going from having a couple hundred readers to hundreds of thousands.  It's really exciting.

Do they pay you?

and if they do then where is my cut?  I feel I've had a large influence on Jet's work.  *nods sagely*

Wilbourn wrote:

Jet wrote:

I'm about to start writing for Push Square

I'll be going from having a couple hundred readers to hundreds of thousands.  It's really exciting.

Do they pay you?

The guy I've been talking to says we'll try it out for a few months and go from there...so no, not atm. Honestly though, I couldn't care less. Getting paid will be great if it happens, but I'm just happy to have that many more readers.

Jet wrote:

Wilbourn wrote:

Jet wrote:

I'm about to start writing for Push Square

I'll be going from having a couple hundred readers to hundreds of thousands.  It's really exciting.

Do they pay you?

The guy I've been talking to says we'll try it out for a few months and go from there...so no, not atm.  Honestly though, I couldn't care less.  Getting paid will be great if it happens, but I'm just happy to have that many more readers.

god damn. I just googled this push square since I had never heard of it 'till now.

They really do have over 100k readers if their facebook like count is anything to go by.

Hope it goes well.

Grimeth wrote:

Jet wrote:

Wilbourn wrote:

Do they pay you?

The guy I've been talking to says we'll try it out for a few months and go from there...so no, not atm.  Honestly though, I couldn't care less.  Getting paid will be great if it happens, but I'm just happy to have that many more readers.

god damn.  I just googled this push square since I had never heard of it 'till now.

They really do have over 100k readers if their facebook like count is anything to go by.

Hope it goes well.

Much appreciated.  Been talking to the site's main editor and he's saying I'll have something to review by next week, so I'll keep you guys posted.

Good Luck Jet

Banana is a sexy beast surrounded by other sexy beasts. I am slightly jealous.

Callin wrote:

Good Luck Jet

Banana is a sexy beast surrounded by other sexy beasts. I am slightly jealous.

But yeah...

Jet, the real money is in erotica.

Just a reminder to Causa, Burkman, and Banana that we PILLAGE AND PLUNDER TONIGHT!

Callin wrote:

Just a reminder to Causa, Burkman, and Banana that we PILLAGE AND PLUNDER TONIGHT!

ONWARDS, LADS! TO VICTORY! TO GLORY!

Ban-Anad wrote:

Callin wrote:

Just a reminder to Causa, Burkman, and Banana that we PILLAGE AND PLUNDER TONIGHT!

ONWARDS, LADS! TO VICTORY! TO GLORY!

And to my character's possible death.

Outsider Question: How did you fellas deal with a player (Uly) leaving for the military? Did you perform a last match with him or was it some off-screen detail? Did he die or simply go on a "mission" somewhere? How did you account for his loss in terms of supporting eachother's characters (if any)?

Mr. Branch wrote:

Outsider Question: How did you fellas deal with a player (Uly) leaving for the military? Did you perform a last match with him or was it some off-screen detail? Did he die or simply go on a "mission" somewhere? How did you account for his loss in terms of supporting eachother's characters (if any)?

Far as I know, Uly threw a fit about something involving him and Grim and kinda just left the group...

How strange... not like THEY'VE EVER DONE THAT BEFORE

Yea Ulys character turned into a cunt. Got thrown in jail and had a falling out with the group. So its almost like he planned the self implosion to get him outta the game.

I hate the cold.

I told one little white lie and got turned into a godless drow who literally couldn't kill himself so he said, "fuck this, I'm out" and wandered off, never to be seen again. But you know what? YOU KNOW WHAT? His wife happened to be a drow named Ashley, so it kinda worked out for them in the end. They also won the lottery shortly after his return.

I love a good ending. Anywho, I'm dying after today's PT. Them MTLs were hovering around me like sharks today. They be like, "Oh, is that the new air force standard push-up? The rest position?"

They were right. We were gonna be hurting after exodus. I really shoulda taken the initiative to work out some... although, I DID run for 20 minutes and do some sprints on Monday of my own free will. First time I've ever run without being forced to since before BMT. Time to shower and get me some cheeseburgers and french fries, bruh. Air force fuel.

Goddammit, Uly. Take some incentive and stop eating shit that's bad for you all the time.

What you're doing is essentially what ROTC folks do in college.

Have a bit of self-control and actually put every ounce of effort into your time there. Even if you make it through basic and all that, stay in constant shape.  Do not sloth.  Otherwise, they're going to eventually kick you out.

Also, it's most likely your character died and is rotting in a ditch or a beast's shit.

I submitted my first bit for Push Square. It's a collaborative feature about our predictions for 2015. I'm waiting to hear back from the editor now. Kind of nervous, tbh. They write with a lot of fluff sometimes and I'm more of a get to the point kind of person.

I read your blurb. Grats

So, because a few guys messed up and made us look bad by failing their room inspections from higher ups, we all had to be up and be downstairs at 0730 this morning and then we all cleaned our rooms and stuff and waited forever to have our rooms inspected. I swear, me and my roommate keep this damn room immaculate every fucking day and nobody checks it.

Our MTL came by and holy shit. You fail if you get 3 demerits. We got 2. I mean, holy fuck. And this room is fucking clean. Crumbs in the fridge? Hardly. And I mean come on, LOOK AT THIS PLACE, IT'S FUCKING PICTURESQUE! Bits of lint and crap under the bed against the wall. Ok, fine... I see that now. But still, come on. How you gonna barely pass the best room in the building? I scrubbed them bathroom tiles on my hands and knees after lint rolling it twice for hair n stuff. Ain't nobody else do that. No demerits in there, thank god, cuz I'm sure that's an easy place to get them. Only 2 rooms in A-bay passed their room inspection out of like 20. Not sure about B-bay.

My MTL begrudgingly passes people after she scrutinizes everything like hell. Other MTLs be like, "oh snap, this room is nice, pass and pass." I like it when they do it. But MY MTL, she come up here in a sweatsuit and a 2 year old baby in her arm telling us, "hey, you see these crumbs, faggots? Demerit, motherfucker."