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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: All trainees are reminded...   Sat Nov 29, 2014 8:59 pm

to consume one half to three quarters canteens per hour, not to exceed twelve canteens in a day. When ascending and descending the stairwell you will touch each and every step and utilize the handrail. When transiting Lackland air force base, you will be accompanied by a wingman of the same gender at all times. You will salute all properly marked and occupied staff vehicles. On the count of three we will sing the air force song followed by the airman's creed. Loud, proud, and together. 1, 2, 3...
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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Sat Nov 29, 2014 9:04 pm

Next exercise is the pushup...
Exercise position readup...
Begin.
Down, up!

ONE, SIR!!

Down, up!

TWO, SIR!!

Down, up!

THREE, SIR!!

etc...

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Sat Nov 29, 2014 9:08 pm

Flight 656, TENCH HUT!

Flight 656, prepare to enter the dining facility from the west side, all key personnel fall out, fall in, followed by the fourth element...

PROCEEDING, SIIIRRRR!!

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Sat Nov 29, 2014 9:19 pm

WEST SIDE, MILK MOONITOOOORR!!

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Sun Nov 30, 2014 7:11 am

Missed these. Welcome back

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Sun Nov 30, 2014 9:02 pm

So, I'm probably gonna have to stay on base for exodus... but hey, more money for a new computer, right? Right. But... I wanna go to grimeth's family's house... *sniffle* I hate this place! I WANNA GO HOOOMMEE!

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:53 am

Ulyaoth wrote:
So, I'm probably gonna have to stay on base for exodus... but hey, more money for a new computer, right? Right. But... I wanna go to grimeth's family's house... *sniffle* I hate this place! I WANNA GO HOOOMMEE!

Think of it as Harry staying in Hogwarts for the winter...

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Mon Dec 01, 2014 7:31 am

Ban-Anad wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
So, I'm probably gonna have to stay on base for exodus... but hey, more money for a new computer, right? Right. But... I wanna go to grimeth's family's house... *sniffle* I hate this place! I WANNA GO HOOOMMEE!

Think of it as Harry staying in Hogwarts for the winter...

Dont give him any ideas or hope of hooking up with a redhead

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Mon Dec 01, 2014 8:07 am

Callin wrote:
Ban-Anad wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
So, I'm probably gonna have to stay on base for exodus... but hey, more money for a new computer, right? Right. But... I wanna go to grimeth's family's house... *sniffle* I hate this place! I WANNA GO HOOOMMEE!

Think of it as Harry staying in Hogwarts for the winter...

Dont give him any ideas or hope of hooking up with a redhead

Funny considering literally all the women in my family have red hair.
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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Mon Dec 01, 2014 10:48 am

Shut up Ronald

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Mon Dec 01, 2014 1:02 pm

Grimeth wrote:
Callin wrote:
Ban-Anad wrote:


Think of it as Harry staying in Hogwarts for the winter...

Dont give him any ideas or hope of hooking up with a redhead

Funny considering literally all the women in my family have red hair.

Go, Uly! Fetch!
OMG!

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Mon Dec 01, 2014 9:33 pm

Maybe some nice, lonely girl WILL stay here for exodus... hoo hoo hoo...

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Tue Dec 02, 2014 1:45 pm

I really wish I never got hit by that damn truck. I would probably be in the Navy right now.

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:09 am

5 in the damn morning and my ass gotta be down on the drill pad in 15 minutes. It's too early for this shit, bruh.

I been hearing bruh a lot lately.

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:59 pm

Uly refuses to answer my texts.
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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:24 pm

5am? Now listen here ya lil shit...

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:08 pm

Colla, you called me the n word and didn't even tell me who you were...

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:36 pm

Did I mention we march to class every morning at 5:30am? I mean march march. They call cadence, we do column movements, we have a squadron jodie, the whole shebang. Then again when we return from class. We had PT today... I eat at the DFAC every day. I'm sure there's lots of things you might find interesting about early military life. I just can't think of them cuz it's all normal life to me now. They keep close track of us and take morning and night accountability every day. It's for safety reasons, I'm sure, but it kinda makes you feel like s prisoner. People get yelled at every now and again but I've avoided it. Uly's a good boy, he doesn't draw attention to himself. Just another faceless trainee, hopefully. Pass my inspections and be on time for things, make good grades, do things by the books... no one will know who you are, with luck.

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Wed Dec 03, 2014 9:42 pm

There's a couple of hot chicks in my class, so, you know, there's that. I had to make my bed from scratch today cuz Wednesday is open air bed day. Had to tear everything off it and fold them up on the off chance I get another room inspection, then make it all perfect again for tomorrow morning, where I'll put the finishing touches on it because I slept in it. But anywho, I should go to sleep. Cya later. #cyberwarrior #airforceswag #whenmygrannywas92shedidPTbetterthanyou #americasfinest

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Sat Dec 06, 2014 10:48 am

"Nah, nah, hell naw. That wasn't nearly fast enough. One day you're gonna be on an air force base in a hostile country and you're gonna hear some guns firing with no warning in the world. You damn well better get down A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT FASTER THAN THAT OR YOU'RE GONNA WIND UP DEAD! NOW, YOUR FACES! GET TO 'EM!"

I remember that day that staff sergeant paid our dorm a visit, but I can't remember why he was mad at us in the first place. I remember the pushups, flutter kicks, and squat thrusts, though. Oh well, I'm sure it wasn't important.

*picking flowers in afghanistan without a care in the world*



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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Sat Dec 06, 2014 11:15 am

GROUND YOUR GEAR TO THE FIRST ELEMENT!

*huh... I wonder what we're doing*

FIRST ELEMENT, BASE FILE, DOUBLE ARM EXTEND, GO!

*oh shit, are you for reals right now?*

TURN 90 DEGREES TO YOUR RIGHT. ELEMENT LEADERS, BASE FILE, DOUBLE ARM EXTEND GO! HURRY IT UP!

*I swear, I don't even see the point in this*

GET ON YOUR STINKIN FACES!

*laying on the asphalt, face down*
*dude, we already had strength day today, god damn*

UP POSITION! ..... START PUSHIN!


I don't know why I like to type up little snippets from BMT, but I do. I'm sure everyone here appreciates each and every one.

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PostSubject: Re: All trainees are reminded...   Sat Dec 06, 2014 11:28 am

30something naked dudes standing around waiting for their turn under one of the seven working shower heads. Some chatter here and there. People mostly just bored. Some guy sings out of the blue, "what if God waasss one of uuuss?"

Maybe you had to be there, but it was so funny at the time.

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