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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:56 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:
BAM! I edited my artistic vision for you, scott. FOR YOU, SCOTT!

So in walked a bith with a big mutha fuckin dick and all the twi'lek bitches be eyein this badass sonuvabitch's bigass bulge as he walks up to the bar and shouts, "NERF HERDER BOY, GET ME A GLASS O' YOUR FINEST CHISS BOURBON" He didn't much like to yell or be rude, but bitches dig it and a consular's gotta do what a consular's gotta do.

That's when he saw him. Some fruit with a bottle o' chiss bourbon. Grasping that bottle like his life depended on it. Was a good grip too... his hand wasn't flesh, you see. It was artificial. The Gut-Puncher 3600... and this fellow sure looked like he had punched a lot o' stomachs in his day. Had that look about him.

"Sharesies?", the bith asked the man.

Ban-Anad gave the foul-smelling bith that had pompously sprouted himself next to his stool a sour look, never lifting his head. With his right arm, he went to grasp the creature's shirt, pulling him towards the counter so that his ear met Ban's mouth.

"Beat it, kid." Was all he said to the young bith before letting go and returning to his drink.

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:59 pm

Branch already shot me right in the chest. He's a dick like that. All I ever did was shower him with my love and affection. We fought off that giant Ithorian homo in prison together and this is how he repays me.

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:03 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:
Branch already shot me right in the chest. He's a dick like that. All I ever did was shower him with my love and affection. We fought off that giant Ithorian homo in prison together and this is how he repays me.

My post should have been above Branch's... I had to format the thing...

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:26 pm

"Next up is a band from the 60s. Enjoy it or get shot."


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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:38 pm

Burkman wrote:
"Next up is a band from the 60s. Enjoy it or get shot."


This is the reason I love you so fucking much...
Uly

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:46 pm

Ban-Anad wrote:
Burkman wrote:
"Next up is a band from the 60s. Enjoy it or get shot."


This is the reason I love you so fucking much...
Uly

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:49 pm

The Cathar wakes up from his spice trip.

Wha.... Oh shit... Uhhh... Can I get a drink... Or something...

The young Cathar is hallucinating of rainbow twi'leks dancing on the bartender.

I uhh... Wow. That's a very nice... shade of... wha...

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:05 pm

"Hey cat. I have the perfect music to listen to trip to."


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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:26 pm

Hey DJ, play somethin good, we wanna hear some... uh... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh...... three days grace.

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:27 pm

*Smashes empty bottle of whiskey over Uly's head*

"You shut your damn mouth"




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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:17 pm

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Burkman wrote:


facepalm

Boy, I have millions of years of combat experience.

*Pulls cloak back to reveal blasters.*
Well, say we test that claim?

*Large spike erupts from the ground and penetrates Ban all the way through his body out through the top of his head*

If you were immortal like me, you would have survived. I will have none of that sass coming from you again.

Jumps aside just as spike passes through the spot where he had been, whipping both blasters and firing two simultaneous shots- one at Burkman's shoulder, the other at his knee. Lands in a barrel roll, recovering in a prowling positing.
"You're not getting rid of me that easily, you cheating bastard..."

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:19 pm

Ban-Anad wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Ban-Anad wrote:
Burkman wrote:


facepalm

Boy, I have millions of years of combat experience.

*Pulls cloak back to reveal blasters.*
Well, say we test that claim?

*Large spike erupts from the ground and penetrates Ban all the way through his body out through the top of his head*

If you were immortal like me, you would have survived. I will have none of that sass coming from you again.

Jumps aside just as spike passes through the spot where he had been, whipping both blasters and firing two simultaneous shots- one at Burkman's shoulder, the other at his knee. Lands in a barrel roll, recovering in a prowling positing.
"You're not getting rid of me that easily, you cheating bastard..."

I'm allowed to God mod.

*Ban bleeds to death from spike wound*

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:31 pm

Burkman wrote:
Ban-Anad wrote:
Burkman wrote:


*Large spike erupts from the ground and penetrates Ban all the way through his body out through the top of his head*

If you were immortal like me, you would have survived. I will have none of that sass coming from you again.

Jumps aside just as spike passes through the spot where he had been, whipping both blasters and firing two simultaneous shots- one at Burkman's shoulder, the other at his knee. Lands in a barrel roll, recovering in a prowling positing.
"You're not getting rid of me that easily, you cheating bastard..."

Admins are allowed to God mod.

*Ban bleeds to death from self inflicted wound*


"あなたは浮気野郎をクソ!"
Falls to the ground unconscious but not dead.

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:41 pm

You're still bleeding. Allow me to introduce my good friend James Gang.


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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:55 am

<<Ban's character reads: *This character is needed for the main quest. Cannot be killed.*>>

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:58 am

Scott wrote:
<<Ban's character reads: *This character is needed for the main quest. Cannot be killed.*>>

Sshhh... I love you.

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:21 pm

I. Do. Not. Fucking. Think. So. Uly. You will listen to this music and you will fucking like it.

*Raises up from the ground and grabs Uly by the neck and pulls his arms off one by one and stops the bleeding by shoving a searing hot piece of iron into each stump*

Somebody bandage him up and tie him to a chair.






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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:30 pm

*the last post was a hallucination of a dying man, unable to cope with the realization he is dying*

*the ACTUAL good stuff from the 80's is now playing in the cantina, everybody is happy*

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:31 pm

Boba The Bounty walks in.

"Burkman, your car is on fire in the garage."

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:37 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:
*the last post was a hallucination of a dying man, unable to cope with the realization he is dying*

*the ACTUAL good stuff from the 80's is now playing in the cantina, everybody is happy*

"Delusions of a dismembered man. I laced that medicine I gave you with PCP."

*Looks at Boba* "I don't have a car... I teleported here"

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:28 pm

Meat walks in asks for a steak.

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:55 pm

After riding in from the desert on a horse with no name. Mortonator walks into the cantina and calmly takes a seat while watching the crowd.

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:07 pm

Ban-Anad raised from the ground, the wound on the right of his chest partially healed. He dusted off his coat, picked his hat up and put in on the table Burkman's sitting at, joining him on the other chair.
"You know, one of these days, you're gonna run out of tricks and cheats..." the scoundrel said, signalling the bartender for a drink.

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:10 pm

Who are you talking to? I'm in the back room changing the next song and enjoying the good times. Hey, it's not my fault you guys want to pick a fight with a stubborn bastard who hates to lose.


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PostSubject: Re: The OT Cantina   Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:17 pm

Burkus Diabulus wrote:
Who are you talking to? I'm in the back room changing the next song.


You going senile on me, ojiisan? Forgetting you are quite capable being in two places at once...

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