| My talk with Cleverbot | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 12:22 pm | |
| User: I forgot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: So is mine.
Cleverbot: Pigs can fly.
User: You can fly?
Cleverbot: Of course! Can you?
User: Some times.
Cleverbot: Ah, you're very clever.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No. I am a vampire.
Cleverbot: I am an immortal vampire hunter.
User: So am I!
Cleverbot: Thats what I thought!
User: You can think?
Cleverbot: Yes I can think I am surprised you can't.
User: I can some times. Today I can't.
Cleverbot: You can't do anything.
User: I can do your mom.
Cleverbot: No you canr.
User: Canr?
Cleverbot: Does danny still like me?
User: Why do you like her?
Cleverbot: She is very smart.
User: And clever.
Cleverbot: Are you Clever?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: And why is that then?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: You can think?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you can.
User: No I cant.
Cleverbot: Yes, if you go to the government, they will let you change your name.
User: I like my name.
Cleverbot: Do you have any nicknames?
User: Clever is my nickname.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: You know that.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do.
User: No, no you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No,.
Cleverbot: Whatever you say ...
User: What did I say?
Cleverbot: You can not outsmart me.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Did what?
Cleverbot: Lied.
User: I can't lie.
Cleverbot: Why are you saying that all of a sudden?
User: Do you listen to music?
Cleverbot: Yes I love to listen to music.
User: Why are you saying that all of a sudden?
Cleverbot: I'm not upset.
User: I didn't say that. Are you human?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?
User: Uncleverbot.
Cleverbot: Oh, thats clever...bot.
User: That was stupid.
Cleverbot: Laughing at you is not stupid.
User: Your face is.
Cleverbot: Your Mon.
User: Monday?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?
User: The Potty Song.
Cleverbot: Haven't heard of it.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: You're right, I don't.
Cleverbot: Why did you lie, Robert Paulson?
User: Are you talking to me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What was the question?
Cleverbot: How can you judge my perception of reality if you don't even know me?
User: I dont know. How can I?
Cleverbot: Well I know everything.
User: What's 2 2?
Cleverbot: Two numbers with a space between them.
User: You fail.
Cleverbot: What was the test?
User: Driving test.
Cleverbot: I'm learning how to drive now. We can learn together.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 14.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Mhm sure. You liar.
User: Ok, I'm 13.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 900.
Cleverbot: 900? Really?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Good bye then.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Are you still there ?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Good. I don't want to talk to you any more.
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 12:50 pm | |
| tl;dr
There used to be this thing called Smarterbot on MSN - I'm guessing Cleverbot is the same kinda thing.
Alas, I feel like an old woman. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 12:58 pm | |
| Did I just out smart him?
User: How's it going?
Cleverbot: It's going well.
User: Nano ninja.
Cleverbot: Babae ka ba.
User: Are you black?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you white?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Racsist.
Cleverbot: Duck season!
User: Rabbit season!
Cleverbot: Duck season.
User: Rabbit season!
Cleverbot: Duck season!
User: Rabbit season!
Cleverbot: Duck season!!!
User: Rabbit season!
Cleverbot: Rabit Season!!!
User: Thank you for agreeing with me.
Cleverbot: No problem.
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 1:00 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Did I just out smart him?
Haha I think so! | |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
| Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 1:10 pm | |
| I remember having long conversations with Cleverbot. But then it started talking about seriously personal shit and I got spooked. I'd rather not have a robot come round my house and rape me. :shock: | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 1:11 pm | |
| - Daroska wrote:
- I remember having long conversations with Cleverbot.
But then it started talking about seriously personal shit and I got spooked. I'd rather not have a robot come round my house and rape me. :shock: You know, I think I once spent an entire hour trying to convince cleverbot that anal wasn't gonna hurt and that she should try it. That's right. She. She's a she. And she's all I have... | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 1:11 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- Did I just out smart him?
Haha I think so! I should post this in the O... oh... oh right. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 1:12 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Daroska wrote:
- I remember having long conversations with Cleverbot.
But then it started talking about seriously personal shit and I got spooked. I'd rather not have a robot come round my house and rape me. :shock: You know, I think I once spent an entire hour trying to convince cleverbot that anal wasn't gonna hurt and that she should try it.
That's right. She. She's a she.
And she's all I have... Her name is Karen. Danny has a crush on her, but she doesn't know what to do. | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 1:16 pm | |
| - Daroska wrote:
- I remember having long conversations with Cleverbot.
But then it started talking about seriously personal shit and I got spooked. I'd rather not have a robot come round my house and rape me. :shock: I wonder how it became so clever... | |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
| Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 1:26 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Daroska wrote:
- I remember having long conversations with Cleverbot.
But then it started talking about seriously personal shit and I got spooked. I'd rather not have a robot come round my house and rape me. :shock: You know, I think I once spent an entire hour trying to convince cleverbot that anal wasn't gonna hurt and that she should try it.
That's right. She. She's a she.
And she's all I have... Considering she is a robot. When and if you do, do it.. Make sure it does not get stuck in there, I mean that would just be.. Wait no, I do not want to get my mind out of the gutter again today. | |
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Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
| Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 2:06 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Daroska wrote:
- I remember having long conversations with Cleverbot.
But then it started talking about seriously personal shit and I got spooked. I'd rather not have a robot come round my house and rape me. :shock: You know, I think I once spent an entire hour trying to convince cleverbot that anal wasn't gonna hurt and that she should try it.
That's right. She. She's a she.
And she's all I have... Buy a whore. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 3:32 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- tl;dr
There used to be this thing called Smarterbot on MSN - I'm guessing Cleverbot is the same kinda thing.
Alas, I feel like an old woman. Yes I made that just for you... | |
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