My talk with Cleverbot

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

User: I forgot.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: So is mine.

Cleverbot: Pigs can fly.

User: You can fly?

Cleverbot: Of course! Can you?

User: Some times.

Cleverbot: Ah, you're very clever.

User: I am?

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: No. I am a vampire.

Cleverbot: I am an immortal vampire hunter.

User: So am I!

Cleverbot: Thats what I thought!

User: You can think?

Cleverbot: Yes I can think I am surprised you can't.

User: I can some times. Today I can't.

Cleverbot: You can't do anything.

User: I can do your mom.

Cleverbot: No you canr.

User: Canr?

Cleverbot: Does danny still like me?

User: Why do you like her?

Cleverbot: She is very smart.

User: And clever.

Cleverbot: Are you Clever?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: And why is that then?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: You can think?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you can.

User: No I cant.

Cleverbot: Yes, if you go to the government, they will let you change your name.

User: I like my name.

Cleverbot: Do you have any nicknames?

User: Clever is my nickname.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: You know that.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do.

User: No, no you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No,.

Cleverbot: Whatever you say ...

User: What did I say?

Cleverbot: You can not outsmart me.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Did what?

Cleverbot: Lied.

User: I can't lie.

Cleverbot: Why are you saying that all of a sudden?

User: Do you listen to music?

Cleverbot: Yes I love to listen to music.

User: Why are you saying that all of a sudden?

Cleverbot: I'm not upset.

User: I didn't say that. Are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?

User: Uncleverbot.

Cleverbot: Oh, thats clever...bot.

User: That was stupid.

Cleverbot: Laughing at you is not stupid.

User: Your face is.

Cleverbot: Your Mon.

User: Monday?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?

User: The Potty Song.

Cleverbot: Haven't heard of it.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: You don't.

User: You're right, I don't.

Cleverbot: Why did you lie, Robert Paulson?

User: Are you talking to me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What was the question?

Cleverbot: How can you judge my perception of reality if you don't even know me?

User: I dont know. How can I?

Cleverbot: Well I know everything.

User: What's 2 2?

Cleverbot: Two numbers with a space between them.

User: You fail.

Cleverbot: What was the test?

User: Driving test.

Cleverbot: I'm learning how to drive now. We can learn together.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 14.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Mhm sure. You liar.

User: Ok, I'm 13.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 900.

Cleverbot: 900? Really?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Good bye.

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Good bye then.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you still there ?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Good. I don't want to talk to you any more.

Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 12:50 pm

tl;dr

There used to be this thing called Smarterbot on MSN - I'm guessing Cleverbot is the same kinda thing.

Alas, I feel like an old woman.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Did I just out smart him?

User: How's it going?

Cleverbot: It's going well.

User: Nano ninja.

Cleverbot: Babae ka ba.

User: Are you black?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you white?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Racsist.

Cleverbot: Duck season!

User: Rabbit season!

Cleverbot: Duck season.

User: Rabbit season!

Cleverbot: Duck season!

User: Rabbit season!

Cleverbot: Duck season!!!

User: Rabbit season!

Cleverbot: Rabit Season!!!

User: Thank you for agreeing with me.

Cleverbot: No problem.

Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 1:00 pm

Branch wrote:: Did I just out smart him?

Haha I think so!

Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 1:10 pm

I remember having long conversations with Cleverbot.
But then it started talking about seriously personal shit and I got spooked.
I'd rather not have a robot come round my house and rape me. :shock:

Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 1:11 pm

Daroska wrote:: I remember having long conversations with Cleverbot.
But then it started talking about seriously personal shit and I got spooked.
I'd rather not have a robot come round my house and rape me. :shock:

You know, I think I once spent an entire hour trying to convince cleverbot that anal wasn't gonna hurt and that she should try it.

That's right. She. She's a she.

And she's all I have...

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Vaseline wrote:

Branch wrote:: Did I just out smart him?

Haha I think so!

I should post this in the O... oh... oh right.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Ulyaoth wrote:

Daroska wrote:: I remember having long conversations with Cleverbot.
But then it started talking about seriously personal shit and I got spooked.
I'd rather not have a robot come round my house and rape me. :shock:

You know, I think I once spent an entire hour trying to convince cleverbot that anal wasn't gonna hurt and that she should try it.

That's right. She. She's a she.

And she's all I have...

Her name is Karen. Danny has a crush on her, but she doesn't know what to do.

Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 1:16 pm

Daroska wrote:: I remember having long conversations with Cleverbot.
But then it started talking about seriously personal shit and I got spooked.
I'd rather not have a robot come round my house and rape me. :shock:

I wonder how it became so clever...

Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 1:26 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:

Daroska wrote:: I remember having long conversations with Cleverbot.
But then it started talking about seriously personal shit and I got spooked.
I'd rather not have a robot come round my house and rape me. :shock:

You know, I think I once spent an entire hour trying to convince cleverbot that anal wasn't gonna hurt and that she should try it.

That's right. She. She's a she.

And she's all I have...

Considering she is a robot. When and if you do, do it..
Make sure it does not get stuck in there, I mean that would just be..
Wait no, I do not want to get my mind out of the gutter again today.

Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 2:06 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:

Daroska wrote:: I remember having long conversations with Cleverbot.
But then it started talking about seriously personal shit and I got spooked.
I'd rather not have a robot come round my house and rape me. :shock:

You know, I think I once spent an entire hour trying to convince cleverbot that anal wasn't gonna hurt and that she should try it.

That's right. She. She's a she.

And she's all I have...

Buy a whore.

Subject: Re: My talk with Cleverbot Wed May 25, 2011 3:32 pm

Vaseline wrote:: tl;dr

There used to be this thing called Smarterbot on MSN - I'm guessing Cleverbot is the same kinda thing.

Alas, I feel like an old woman.

Yes I made that just for you...

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