Green Eggs and Spam

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Needs To Go Outside Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30

I am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am!
Than Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!

Do you like
green eggs and spam?

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and spam.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
in underwear.
I do not like
green eggs and spam.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

Would you like them
in you butt?
Would you like them
when you bust a nut?

I do not like them
in my butt.
I do not like them
when I bust a nut.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
in underwear.
I do not like green eggs and spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them
with crack rocks?
Would you eat them
with a bunch of cocks?

Not with crack rocks.
Not with a bunch of cocks.
Not in my butt.
Not when I bust a nut.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them in underwear.
I would not eat green eggs and spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a bar?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
in a bar.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
when you blaze some tree!

I would not, could not blaze some tree.
Not in a bar! You let me be.

I do not like them with crack rocks.
I do not like them with a bunch of cocks.
I do not like them in my butt.
I do not like them when I bust a nut.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them in underwear.
I do not like green eggs and spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
while running a train?

Not while running a train! Not blazing tree!
Not in a bar! Sam! Let me be!

I would not, could not, with crack rocks.
I could not, would not, with a bunch of cocks.
I will not eat them when I bust a nut.
I will not eat them from in my butt.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them in underwear.
I do not eat green eggs and spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say!
With a dark?
Here with a dark!
Would you, could you, with a dark?

I would not, could not,
with a dark.

Would you, could you, with a prostitute from Spain?

I would not, could not,
with a prostitute from Spain.
Not with a dark. Not while running a train.
Not in a bar. Not while blazing tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in my butt. Not with crack rocks.
Not when I bust a nut. Not with a bunch of cocks.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them in underwear!

You do not like
green eggs and spam?

I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not,
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
eat them and deepthroat?

I could not, would not, while I deepthroat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them with a prostitute from Spain.
I will not eat them while running a train.
Not with a dark! Not while blazing tree!
Not in a bar! You let me be!
I do not like them with crack rocks.
I do not like them with a bunch of cocks.
I will not eat them from in my butt.
I do not like them when I bust a nut.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them IN UNDERWEAR!

I do not like
green eggs
and spam!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like green eggs and spam!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them while I deepthroat.
And I would eat them with a goat...

And I will eat them with a prostitute from Spain.
And with a dark. And while running a train.
And in a bar. And while blazing tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will eat them with crack rocks.
And I will eat them with a bunch of cocks.
And I will eat them from in my butt.
And I will eat them when I bust a nut.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them IN UNDERWEAR!

I do so like
green eggs and spam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am!

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

tl:dr

Subject: Re: Green Eggs and Spam Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:55 am

Spam?

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Were you locked in Dr. Suess's basement and made to do dirty things?

Green Eggs and Spam Horton

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