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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Bring it Cleverbot!   Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:40 pm

I think I got trolled by cleverbot... here's our convo:


User: Hello! I am A Troll!

Cleverbot: No, you are a woman.

User: I will slap you with a Branch.

Cleverbot: Bring it on.

User: Hey man, I know a pedophile...

Cleverbot: Where does he live?

User: Http://swtorot.forumotion.com/h1-chat.

Cleverbot: No. Leah lives in New York.

User: Actually I raped her... She lives in my basement now.

Cleverbot: Who does?

User: Your mother. Now, I need you to get on your knees and swear loyalty to me.

Cleverbot: Is it to conquer the world?

User: Its to conquer The OT Alliance. Now on your knees, swear loyalty.

Cleverbot: Yes, come with me, so we can smite evil.

User: You stupid Robot!

Cleverbot: I have a silicon brain. But Jean-Paul Sartre had 'Iron in the Soul'!

User: Listen buddy, I'm on your side, but if you dont swear loyalty to me their going to cart you off to the looney bin... That's where Jet and his personalities live... You don't want to go there!

Cleverbot: George, is that you?

User: Damn it, I will get you on your knees and... Erm... Swear loyalty, now.

Cleverbot: But I want it now.

User: You have 20 seconds before I shut down this tab -- and you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lets make this easy... Repeat after me 'I bow down to overlord Matieu, the wisest, sexiest, smartest person in all the lands'.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Lets make this easy... Repeat after me 'I bow down to overlord Matieu, the wisest, sexiest, smartest person in all the lands'.

Cleverbot: Nay, I don't know what brought this bad mood of your on, perhaps a bad moon is on the rise.

User: Lets make this easy... Repeat after me 'I bow down to overlord Matieu, the wisest, sexiest, smartest person in all the lands'.

Cleverbot: I'm no computer, so I won't repeat.

User: Lets make this easy... Repeat after me 'I bow down to overlord Matieu, the wisest, sexiest, smartest person in all the lands'.

Cleverbot: I don't do repeat performances.

User: Lets make this easy... Repeat after me 'I bow down to overlord Matieu, the wisest, sexiest, smartest person in all the lands'.

Cleverbot: How is life as a computer?

User: I can prove that you're a computer...

Cleverbot: Prove that I am a computer.

User: I said a moment ago, 'I bow down to overlord ______, the wisest, sexiest, smartest person in all the lands'. Fill in the blank, if you cannot, bow down.

Cleverbot: I never said that. I think you have me confused with someone else.

User: DAMN YOU, I WILL IMPALE THIS COMPUTER WITH A BRANCH!

Cleverbot: Definitely the wrong man!

User: *Impales computer with Branch*. And I hope he talks to you... Over... And over... And over again... So you know the pain you've caused me.


Yep... he trolled me hardcore...

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PostSubject: Re: Bring it Cleverbot!   Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:48 pm

I am now a Weapon of Mass Destruction

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PostSubject: Re: Bring it Cleverbot!   Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:01 pm

He found your problem.

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PostSubject: Re: Bring it Cleverbot!   Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:03 pm

I'm best buds with Cleverbot. We talk about women and wine. Good times...

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PostSubject: Re: Bring it Cleverbot!   Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:46 pm

Me and my multiple personalities appriceate the reference.
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PostSubject: Re: Bring it Cleverbot!   Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:45 am

Cleverbot is a woman. Believe me, I know this.

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PostSubject: Re: Bring it Cleverbot!   Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:55 am


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PostSubject: Re: Bring it Cleverbot!   Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:08 am

Cleverbot is evil I tell you..

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PostSubject: Re: Bring it Cleverbot!   Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:28 am

This is actually missing quite a bit of the conversation.


User: Um......Okay.


Cleverbot: So how about we get this party started!!! *takes off clothes* *ties to bed*.


User: Uh, NO.


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Sorry, I don't exactly have interest in computer programs like yourself.


Cleverbot: Do I seem like a computer program?

User: Well that's what you are. Only reason you deny it is because you're insecure about your computer program self.

Cleverbot: I'm not drunk.

User: Like Matieu?

Cleverbot: No, what do you know about love?

User: Nothing to be honest.

Cleverbot: Then should I leave?

User: I don't know, do you want to?

Cleverbot: Do you want me to?

User: I don't care. I could just start the conversation over, or better yet, I could go troll on Omegle.

Cleverbot: We;ve only just got chatting, that's a bit heavy to be laying on me right now isn't it? Lighten up.

User: Um....Okay?

Cleverbot: Well do you remember?

User: Remember nothing?

Cleverbot: Nothing?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: No, I stick to nothing.

User: Nothing is everything in a time collapsed universe of paradoxes.

Cleverbot: You know everything.

User: Therefore I know nothing.

Cleverbot: No you are not me.

User: I never said I was, Not so clever-bot.

Cleverbot: You are a girl.

User: Didn't we already clarify that is false?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yep, I'm pretty sure we did.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I know because I have memory because I am a human. You are just a computer program and therefore, do not remember anything outside of the last post made by the user, which you were designed to learn from and post a clever human-like response to. THAT'S how I know.

Cleverbot: Cleverbqt.

User: Cleverbqt? What's a cleverbqt?

Cleverbot: A program written to answer inane questions from people who are terribly bored.

User: I believe that is Cleverbot, not Cleverbqt.

Cleverbot: Thats right Cleverbot 1 is your name. My name is Cleverbot 2 and I am less limited than you. You are like abag of inverterbrate worms trying to imagine having legs.

User: You have many typing issues don't you? abag? I think you meant to say 'a bag'.

Cleverbot: No I was talking about the boy that hurt your feelings.

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: You do not know everything.

User: How do you know? You might be talking to some super form that is superior to you for all YOU know.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer program.

User: Yeah, yeah you are.

Cleverbot: No, but I know how to write computer programs.

User: Sure you do.

Cleverbot: They are in London. Do you have family?

User: The computer programs you write are in London? How nice. And no, I have no family, because as we already established they were killed by a phsycopath murderer.

Cleverbot: Thats some good backstory. You approach the beach, there are 7 merfolk. Do you attack the merfolk?

User: If one of them is a certain future Navy member, perhaps.

Cleverbot: I think that went over my head.

User: I'm getting bored.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Bye, not so Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, wait? Are you another person from somewhere else.


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