L12PW Enraged Lobster

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:32 am

I wanted to call it "black as coal edition" or "wins a night with scott's wife" or "morrigan's ass".

But I figured all of these would be inappropriate. So I abstained.

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:38 am

Oh... combine these two and you have a winner!

Ulyaoth wrote:: "morrigan's ass"

Ulyaoth wrote:: "a night with scott's wife"

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:40 am

On a side note, I'm eating a ring pop right now.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:: On a side note, I'm eating a ring pop right now.

I hope you washed it first.

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:43 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I hope you washed it first.

No... why would I...

*squinty eyes*

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:49 am

A search for morrigan on redtube turns up no results.

I felt you'd all like to know this.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:: A search for morrigan on redtube turns up no results.

I felt you'd all like to know this.

That's because it is all kept in my cupboard. Or under a different alias.

Oh man

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:59 am

You ever wish you could live life over again with a wealthy single parent who's at work all the time and a hot sister who can keep a secret?

Er... uh.... yeah, me neither.

Eh heh.... heh heh....

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:07 am

You Jizz > Red Tube

I thought you all might want to know...

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:14 am

Woh woh let's not start a debate about which is the best porn site out there. It's obviously youporn btw.

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:16 am

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: Woh woh let's not start a debate about which is the best porn site out there. It's obviously youporn btw.

Well tech the best porn site out there is one you'd prob have to subscribe to for a hefty fee... so Imma say no.

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:17 am

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: Woh woh let's not start a debate about which is the best porn site out there. It's obviously youporn btw.

Well tech the best porn site out there is one you'd prob have to subscribe to for a hefty fee... so Imma say no.

Not really as lots of these free porn websites. Have videos on them you are suppose to subscribe too.

Edit: and the only reason you would subscribe too a porn site would be for a specific fetish. Like granny porn.

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:19 am

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: Woh woh let's not start a debate about which is the best porn site out there. It's obviously youporn btw.

Well tech the best porn site out there is one you'd prob have to subscribe to for a hefty fee... so Imma say no.

Not really as lots of these free porn websites. Have videos on them you are suppose to subscribe too.

Edit: and the only reason you would subscribe too a porn site would be for a specific fetish. Like granny porn.

I want to ask Uly how man he has ever paid for... and that's why You Jizz wins... because it has the best quality and length vids.

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:20 am

Does anyone else wish they could be a hot girl so they can have lesbian sex with another hot girl?

Just sayin'... lesbian porn can be so hot...

EDIT: I once paid $20 for a japanese hentai game of sorts involving Tifa. I don't speak or read japanese so I didn't know what anything said, but it was a very simple game. I regret buying it. It's not like it was all that great, ultimately.

Now, this RapeLay game I keep hearing about...

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:21 am

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:: Well tech the best porn site out there is one you'd prob have to subscribe to for a hefty fee... so Imma say no.

Not really as lots of these free porn websites. Have videos on them you are suppose to subscribe too.

Edit: and the only reason you would subscribe too a porn site would be for a specific fetish. Like granny porn.

I want to ask Uly how man he has ever paid for... and that's why You Jizz wins... because it has the best quality and length vids.

I beg to differ. Google videos with safe search off bring up the best videos from various sites.

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:21 am

Well... I think I'm already a lesbian... I love women... $I\'m CRAZY!$

I mean... I love... one woman... ahem... yeah...

>.>
<.<

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:22 am

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:: Well tech the best porn site out there is one you'd prob have to subscribe to for a hefty fee... so Imma say no.

Not really as lots of these free porn websites. Have videos on them you are suppose to subscribe too.

Edit: and the only reason you would subscribe too a porn site would be for a specific fetish. Like granny porn.

I want to ask Uly how man he has ever paid for... and that's why You Jizz wins... because it has the best quality and length vids.

I beg to differ. Google videos with safe search off bring up the best videos from various sites.

I've... actually never done that.. >.>

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:24 am

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:: I want to ask Uly how man he has ever paid for... and that's why You Jizz wins... because it has the best quality and length vids.

I beg to differ. Google videos with safe search off bring up the best videos from various sites.

I've... actually never done that.. >.>

I know what scott is doing. OMG!

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:25 am

Dude, there's like no food in my house. I'm upset about this.

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:27 am

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:: I want to ask Uly how man he has ever paid for... and that's why You Jizz wins... because it has the best quality and length vids.

I beg to differ. Google videos with safe search off bring up the best videos from various sites.

I've... actually never done that.. >.>

I know what scott is doing. OMG!

My wife is here... why would I need to? Say whaaa?

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:29 am

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:: I've... actually never done that.. >.>

I know what scott is doing. OMG!

My wife is here... why would I need to? Say whaaa?

I thought you were in different places at the moment.

Well then two can play at this game

*calls 000 (aka 911 for americans) and trys to solicit sex from the phone service lady*

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:33 am

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:: I've... actually never done that.. >.>

I know what scott is doing. OMG!

My wife is here... why would I need to? Say whaaa?

I thought you were in different places at the moment.

Well then two can play at this game

*calls 000 (aka 911 for americans) and trys to solicit sex from the phone service lady*

No she's down here right now... long story short... atm I only have one roommate in a four bedroom apartment... and now that I have a job... makes it so she and my kid can come down for longer stints. :D

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:16 am

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:: My wife is here... why would I need to?

I thought you were in different places at the moment.

Well then two can play at this game

*calls 000 (aka 911 for americans) and trys to solicit sex from the phone service lady*

No she's down here right now... long story short... atm I only have one roommate in a four bedroom apartment... and now that I have a job... makes it so she and my kid can come down for longer stints. :D

coooooooool

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:: My wife is here... why would I need to?

I thought you were in different places at the moment.

Well then two can play at this game

*calls 000 (aka 911 for americans) and trys to solicit sex from the phone service lady*

No she's down here right now... long story short... atm I only have one roommate in a four bedroom apartment... and now that I have a job... makes it so she and my kid can come down for longer stints. :D

Awesome Sauce sauce Scott!

I put that shit on everything. OMG!

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Sun Oct 16, 2011 5:18 pm

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