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Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

You should be careful, you know buzzed driving is drunk driving right? Tsk, Tsk.

I think I would've been under the limit. But my brother says he's sure he would be over the .08% if he got pulled over. But he doesn't seem to think anything bad will happen. Like they wouldn't breathalyze him or anything because he appears so sober. That's what he says, anyway....

Yes...YES...

Your training is nearly complete!

MUAHAHA..COUGH...HAHAHA.....

This thread needs more pandas...

Dude, I just had an outlaw spicy chicken sandwich from jack in the box. It was sooooo good. So good...

I had two, actually. Had a buy one get one free coupon. My stomach hurts. But it was worth it. So long as it doesn't shorten my lifespan. Which it probably did. So yeah...

You know what this thread needs. Some pages from Cry For Dawn:




And then Darrian does something he hates himself for three pages later....





The End. Now that's better than hearing about Jack in the box right? Ha ha.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

The End. Now that's better than hearing about Jack in the box right? Ha ha.

No... no, not really.

I'm sorry! I read it and it was just... well, I didn't much care for it.

EDIT: When he says "-- No!!" what's up with his face? haha, that's hilarious.

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

The End. Now that's better than hearing about Jack in the box right? Ha ha.

No... no, not really.

I'm sorry! I read it and it was just... well, I didn't much care for it.

EDIT: When he says "-- No!!" what's up with his face? haha, that's hilarious.

In the missing page, he hits her and shakes her because he gets furious that she won't tell him how she knows him, and various other things, then she starts to cry after he has finally wiped away her tears. So he is both furious at her, and now furious/ disgusted with himself. It's actually a very good comic, very deep. The comic opens with Cernunnos seducing a mortal Dawn, in which he utters two very important lines "Everything for a price", and the quote Ihave as my signature. She gives up her innocence and mortality for him. But in doing so, she in essence also gives up him, because now they can only be together at certain times. Always the fall, but the rest vary from millenia to millenia. She then has to find the mortal Cernunnos and get him to remember who he is etc. In this case its Darrian. I don't expect it to be everyones cup of tea, but it has mythology, good art (bad example of disgust in Darrian's face aside), and a not your typical love story despite the blurb I just gave. But it is my favorite comic series of all time, the tragedy of it totally gets to me.... plus Dawn is hot as hell.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

In the missing page, he hits her and shakes her because he gets furious that she won't tell him how she knows him, and various other things, then she starts to cry after he has finally wiped away her tears. So he is both furious at her, and now furious/ disgusted with himself. It's actually a very good comic, very deep. The comic opens with Cernunnos seducing a mortal Dawn, in which he utters two very important lines "Everything for a price", and the quote Ihave as my signature. She gives up her innocence and mortality for him. But in doing so, she in essence also gives up him, because now they can only be together at certain times. Always the fall, but the rest vary from millenia to millenia. She then has to find the mortal Cernunnos and get him to remember who he is etc. In this case its Darrian. I don't expect it to be everyones cup of tea, but it has mythology, good art (bad example of disgust in Darrian's face aside), and a not your typical love story despite the blurb I just gave. But it is my favorite comic series of all time, the tragedy of it totally gets to me.... plus Dawn is hot as hell.

........................................... I dun like it.



Now, I'm sure at this point you're wondering to yourself, "how could this girl from his work NOT like this oh-so-likeable young man".

Surely you are. =D

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

In the missing page, he hits her and shakes her because he gets furious that she won't tell him how she knows him, and various other things, then she starts to cry after he has finally wiped away her tears. So he is both furious at her, and now furious/ disgusted with himself. It's actually a very good comic, very deep. The comic opens with Cernunnos seducing a mortal Dawn, in which he utters two very important lines "Everything for a price", and the quote Ihave as my signature. She gives up her innocence and mortality for him. But in doing so, she in essence also gives up him, because now they can only be together at certain times. Always the fall, but the rest vary from millenia to millenia. She then has to find the mortal Cernunnos and get him to remember who he is etc. In this case its Darrian. I don't expect it to be everyones cup of tea, but it has mythology, good art (bad example of disgust in Darrian's face aside), and a not your typical love story despite the blurb I just gave. But it is my favorite comic series of all time, the tragedy of it totally gets to me.... plus Dawn is hot as hell.

........................................... I dun like it.



Now, I'm sure at this point you're wondering to yourself, "how could this girl from his work NOT like this oh-so-likeable young man".

Surely you are. =D

Maybe girl-at-work would like you better if you liked Dawn




And I only meant innocent in regards to the whole not getting when you people are kidding. Other than that, ummmm I don't think innocent would be the way to describe me.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Maybe girl-at-work would like you better if you liked Dawn



And I only meant innocent in regards to the whole not getting when you people are kidding. Other than that, ummmm I don't think innocent would be the way to describe me.

I think she'd like me more if I drank, smoked weed and cigarettes, and had a nose piercing and big gauges in my ears. Because she does all that... and I don't... I forgot to mention that part.

But we're the same on the inside! =....(

I know I go on and on about girl-at-work, so uh... you know... let's talk about um...

So, there's this girl at my work...

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Maybe girl-at-work would like you better if you liked Dawn



And I only meant innocent in regards to the whole not getting when you people are kidding. Other than that, ummmm I don't think innocent would be the way to describe me.

I think she'd like me more if I drank, smoked weed and cigarettes, and had a nose piercing and big gauges in my ears. Because she does all that... and I don't... I forgot to mention that part.

But we're the same on the inside! =....(

I know I go on and on about girl-at-work, so uh... you know... let's talk about um...

So, there's this girl at my work...

Maybe you should try a different look :P

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Maybe you should try a different look :P

Bah! That costs money! I don't want to spend money on clothes and stuff. Unless girl-at-work told me to.

Besides, what look? I've have to pick something out. I'm not a decision maker! I need girl-at-work for that! She can tell me what to do and I can figure out how to do that. That works for me. I'm a follower...

Did burkman really say "I keep finding ladybugs in my hair." ?

Cuz... that's really funny. I'm sorry, burkman...

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Maybe you should try a different look :P

Bah! That costs money! I don't want to spend money on clothes and stuff. Unless girl-at-work told me to.

Besides, what look? I've have to pick something out. I'm not a decision maker! I need girl-at-work for that! She can tell me what to do and I can figure out how to do that. That works for me. I'm a follower...

Jeans, cool t-shirt. Sneakers or converse. Done. No girl at work necessary. Or find a girl-at-starbucks or something.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Jeans, cool t-shirt. Sneakers or converse. Done. No girl at work necessary. Or find a girl-at-starbucks or something.

I pretty much wear that already... and I can't win people over in a short period of time. Girl-at-anywhere is pretty much out of the question! If I were a character in an RPG, I'd have a very low charisma score. I like to think I grow on people over time. I just don't spend enough time around girl-at-work to do that...

Long story short, I'm kinda doomed here.

But let's talk about something else. Like this pen here. It's white. It has green on it, too. The plastic thingy that lets it clip onto your shirt pocket or something breaks off easily on these. It also doesn't write very well sometimes. It was from the dollar store.

Toenail clippers. I use them on my fingers, too. I like how easy they are to use.

Who the hell took my lubriderm? Mind you, I don't masturbate with lotion often. Very seldom, in fact. But when I do, I need that bottle in my room. Funny. Lubriderm is aptly named. Get it? Lube-riderm. I'm so witty.

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Jeans, cool t-shirt. Sneakers or converse. Done. No girl at work necessary. Or find a girl-at-starbucks or something.

I pretty much wear that already... and I can't win people over in a short period of time. Girl-at-anywhere is pretty much out of the question! If I were a character in an RPG, I'd have a very low charisma score. I like to think I grow on people over time. I just don't spend enough time around girl-at-work to do that...

Long story short, I'm kinda doomed here.

But let's talk about something else. Like this pen here. It's white. It has green on it, too. The plastic thingy that lets it clip onto your shirt pocket or something breaks off easily on these. It also doesn't write very well sometimes. It was from the dollar store.

Toenail clippers. I use them on my fingers, too. I like how easy they are to use.

Who the hell took my lubriderm? Mind you, I don't masturbate with lotion often. Very seldom, in fact. But when I do, I need that bottle in my room. Funny. Lubriderm is aptly named. Get it? Lube-riderm. I'm so witty.

Stop changing the subject. We're here to talk about your inability to get laid.

Spanky wrote:

Stop changing the subject. We're here to talk about your inability to get laid.

Alright alright... but you know how your penis gets that lotiony feel afterwards? And you have to wash your hand when you're done? I dun like it. Too much work. That's why I prefer the sock method.

Ulyaoth wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Stop changing the subject. We're here to talk about your inability to get laid.

Alright alright... but you know how your penis gets that lotiony feel afterwards? And you have to wash your hand when you're done? I dun like it. Too much work. That's why I prefer the sock method.

"The Sock Method" ummmm. Doesn't that just create more laundry? And ewww. How in the world could that possibly feel good? You know, I am really glad I am a woman. Do you guys really use socks? Like seriously?

I remember when Spanky was SpankyV. He had a trooper of sorts for an avatar. Short hair, light beard. Possibly hispanic. Maybe he just had a tan. I'm probably pretty white in comparison to other people.

Ulyaoth wrote:

I remember when Spanky was SpankyV. He had a trooper of sorts for an avatar. Short hair, light beard. Possibly hispanic. Maybe he just had a tan. I'm probably pretty white in comparison to other people.

He just had a tan dude. He isn't hispanic.

WAIT. Don't change the subject!!!!

Explain the sock thing.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

"The Sock Method" ummmm. Doesn't that just create more laundry? And ewww. How in the world could that possibly feel good? You know, I am really glad I am a woman. Do you guys really use socks? Like seriously?

It's not about feeling good, it's about having a place to drop off the children. I just put it on when I'm almost done. You know, for the "grand finale".

I keep the socks I use for that and the socks for my feet separate. It's not a big deal to wash them... I just wash them with my other socks and stuff.

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

"The Sock Method" ummmm. Doesn't that just create more laundry? And ewww. How in the world could that possibly feel good? You know, I am really glad I am a woman. Do you guys really use socks? Like seriously?

It's not about feeling good, it's about having a place to drop off the children. I just put it on when I'm almost done. You know, for the "grand finale".

I keep the socks I use for that and the socks for my feet separate. It's not a big deal to wash them... I just wash them with my other socks and stuff.

But...but... they make tissues for that.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

"The Sock Method" ummmm. Doesn't that just create more laundry? And ewww. How in the world could that possibly feel good? You know, I am really glad I am a woman. Do you guys really use socks? Like seriously?

It's not about feeling good, it's about having a place to drop off the children. I just put it on when I'm almost done. You know, for the "grand finale".

I keep the socks I use for that and the socks for my feet separate. It's not a big deal to wash them... I just wash them with my other socks and stuff.

But...but... they make tissues for that.

Tissues don't absorb enough. Plus that gets a little costly.

Yeah, I feel like kleenex requires too much dexterity on my part. A sock is pretty worry free. Except the ones that have holes in it. You gotta be careful for that. Just make sure there's no hole near the business end when you put the sock on for the coup de grace.

Spanky wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

It's not about feeling good, it's about having a place to drop off the children. I just put it on when I'm almost done. You know, for the "grand finale".

I keep the socks I use for that and the socks for my feet separate. It's not a big deal to wash them... I just wash them with my other socks and stuff.

But...but... they make tissues for that.

Tissues don't absorb enough. Plus that gets a little costly.

Thank god when we live together you will have little to no need to do that, because I do enough laundry as it is.