Put the lime in the coconut

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:58 am

It's not my internet identity... I don't lie about any of this! But yeah, I like to exaggerate stuff like that to be funny sometimes, but you know... I'm not lying about the details here.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Ewwwwwwww. For christmas, Imma get you a "real doll"

I used to talk about those all the time on the original OT. This was before girl-at-work and it was pretty much all I had to aspire to. I'd really like one. Let's make it look like girl-at-work.

I have to admit to a fascination with them, myself. Mainly because I hate threesomes, they cause nothing but MAJOR trouble in a relationship, so in my head they are good to have a pseudothreesome with but without screwing up your relationship. But then there is a part of me that thinks it would be creepy like having sex with a dead person. So my mind is not made up on them yet.

Uly. Honey. Maybe you need someone or something that does NOT look like GAW. It's healthier.

If you wanted a threesome with a "real doll"....you better get two of them. Those are friggin' creepy!

The closest you'll get me to do is involve BOB....

Well....unless you manage to bring home Amy.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

SpankyV wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: I used to talk about those all the time on the original OT. This was before girl-at-work and it was pretty much all I had to aspire to. I'd really like one. Let's make it look like girl-at-work.

I have to admit to a fascination with them, myself. Mainly because I hate threesomes, they cause nothing but MAJOR trouble in a relationship, so in my head they are good to have a pseudothreesome with but without screwing up your relationship. But then there is a part of me that thinks it would be creepy like having sex with a dead person. So my mind is not made up on them yet.

Uly. Honey. Maybe you need someone or something that does NOT look like GAW. It's healthier.

If you wanted a threesome with a "real doll"....you better get two of them. Those are friggin' creepy!

The closest you'll get me to do is involve BOB....

Well....unless you manage to bring home Amy.

Lolz...

Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:12 pm

Ah yes... I remember the debate about Asian sex-bots... and how Uly was going to end up with one.

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I have to admit to a fascination with them, myself. Mainly because I hate threesomes, they cause nothing but MAJOR trouble in a relationship, so in my head they are good to have a pseudothreesome with but without screwing up your relationship. But then there is a part of me that thinks it would be creepy like having sex with a dead person. So my mind is not made up on them yet.

Uly. Honey. Maybe you need someone or something that does NOT look like GAW. It's healthier.

Whaaat? Using one in a threesome? You crazy. Now, having one that looks like a girl you work with who wouldn't go out with you and naming it after her and calling out her name when you orgasm? That's normal as hell. You crazy.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

SpankyV wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: I used to talk about those all the time on the original OT. This was before girl-at-work and it was pretty much all I had to aspire to. I'd really like one. Let's make it look like girl-at-work.

I have to admit to a fascination with them, myself. Mainly because I hate threesomes, they cause nothing but MAJOR trouble in a relationship, so in my head they are good to have a pseudothreesome with but without screwing up your relationship. But then there is a part of me that thinks it would be creepy like having sex with a dead person. So my mind is not made up on them yet.

Uly. Honey. Maybe you need someone or something that does NOT look like GAW. It's healthier.

If you wanted a threesome with a "real doll"....you better get two of them. Those are friggin' creepy!

The closest you'll get me to do is involve BOB....

Well....unless you manage to bring home Amy.

Honey. This weekend we are SOOOO doing BOB.

If I ever bring home Amy, I am so sorry, but I can't share. You can videotape it.

But I could never ever ever let you be with anyone else. It would not sit well with me.

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