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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...
I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.
I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"
Excuse me Mr.... Ulyaoth... but you're infringing on our copyright laws... you'll be hearing from our attorney. Have a nice day.
Sincerely, CEO & Board UMG
Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:28 pm
Uly was born in 1987. I've been working on this song since birth. Simultaneous development. It's an unfortunate coincidence.
EDIT: Can't you tell I'm joking around? I'm not seriously trying to claim I wrote that song. I feel like you think that...
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:15 pm
Why the fuck do I keep hanging about with you humorless bastards...
Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:36 pm
The Joker wrote:
Why the fuck do I keep hanging about with you humorless bastards...
HUMORLESS!?!?! I will show you humorless.
ok i cant show you humor. the internet is not funny right now.
HERE i will tell you a joke.
There once lived a woman who had all of her teeth. Went to College, and got a great job after graduation. This is her.
Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:57 pm
Oh please, banana. You're the one who always takes something I say, which half the time is joking around and humorous and go "Ugh, you make me sick. I hate you. Die in a fiery pit."
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:37 pm
Ulyaoth wrote:
Oh please, banana. You're the one who always takes something I say, which half the time is joking around and humorous and go "Ugh, you make me sick. I hate you. Die in a fiery pit."
1. Shit you say ain't funny.
2. You're just plain ol' repulsive at times...
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:24 pm
Because I'm obviously in the music industry... or... am I?
Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:39 pm
You're being ridiculous.
Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:05 pm
If a hippo and a parrot have sex, what will they make?
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:13 pm
Bobabounty wrote:
If a hippo and a parrot have sex, what will they make?
Depends... Male hippo + female parrot = suffocated female parrot.
Female hippo + male parrot = a rather unsatisfied female hippo and a very exhausted male parrot...
Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:26 pm
Here Ban. I always loved this show, and it made me laugh.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:43 am
Callin wrote:
Here Ban. I always loved this show, and it made me laugh.
I somehow remember this from somewhere...
Yeet WolfPack
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Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:07 am
Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:53 am
The Joker wrote:
Callin wrote:
Here Ban. I always loved this show, and it made me laugh.
I somehow remember this from somewhere...
oh wait.. thats right yall are youngins. its an old British Comedy.
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:16 am
You keep callin us youngins... lolgetit?
Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:22 am
Scott wrote:
You keep callin us youngins... lolgetit?
Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:07 pm
Can you get arrested for necrophilia if you have intercourse with a vampire?
Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:46 pm
Causa wrote:
Can you get arrested for necrophilia if you have intercourse with a vampire?
Vampires aren't real so, it's kind of a moot point.
DarthShadie OT Master
Posts : 436 Join date : 2011-04-25 Age : 41
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Tue Apr 24, 2012 3:17 am
PandaBot wrote:
Causa wrote:
Can you get arrested for necrophilia if you have intercourse with a vampire?
Vampires aren't real so, it's kind of a moot point.
Vampires are not real?.... Vampires suck.... I suck...what does that make me? hehehehe
I don't suck blood though roflmao
Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Tue Apr 24, 2012 3:19 am
DarthShadie wrote:
PandaBot wrote:
Causa wrote:
Can you get arrested for necrophilia if you have intercourse with a vampire?
Vampires aren't real so, it's kind of a moot point.
Vampires are not real?.... Vampires suck.... I suck...what does that make me? hehehehe
I don't suck blood though roflmao
I miiiiiiiight have thought you were a different person.
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DarthShadie OT Master
Posts : 436 Join date : 2011-04-25 Age : 41
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Tue Apr 24, 2012 3:21 am
Causa wrote:
Can you get arrested for necrophilia if you have intercourse with a vampire?
I think it depends on your country and state/province/territory/wtv LOL
But I think necrophelia is defined as having sex with someone who is dead, as in not breathing anymore and not moving anymore and already decaying...
Vampires are dead, but they breathe and the don't decay....so... You might have to ask the court of law in your district about laws and regulations LOL
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Tue Apr 24, 2012 3:38 am
My wife likes to pretend she's a vampire... -.-
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:28 am
I like where this is heading...
Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:45 am
Scott wrote:
My wife likes to pretend she's a vampire... -.-
I bet it's fun trying to get her to go outside
Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:14 am
none of the Undead have to breath. some do to blend in. or if they need to talk. i mean its not like they need oxygen to live or anything.
ON THIS NOTE. they dont have to hold their breath when doin other certain actions....
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