L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Ban-Anad wrote:

Scott wrote:: WHO SPILT MILK ON THE COCAINE!

It's better that way...
you

What if I were lactose intolerant you dick!? yeah

the coke will see ya through.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Scott wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Scott wrote:: WHO SPILT MILK ON THE COCAINE!

It's better that way...
you

What if I were lactose intolerant you dick!? yeah

Are you?

Scott wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Scott wrote:: WHO SPILT MILK ON THE COCAINE!

It's better that way...
you

What if I were lactose intolerant you dick!? yeah

It ain't milk, Scott. It ain't MILK! AAAAAAAAAA!!!

Ban-Anad wrote:

Scott wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Scott wrote:: WHO SPILT MILK ON THE COCAINE!

It's better that way...
you

What if I were lactose intolerant you dick!? yeah

Are you?

No... BUT I COULD HAVE BEEN FOR ALL YOU KNEW! Bull Shit

Daroska wrote:

Scott wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Scott wrote:: WHO SPILT MILK ON THE COCAINE!

It's better that way...
you

What if I were lactose intolerant you dick!? yeah

It ain't milk, Scott. It ain't MILK! AAAAAAAAAA!!!

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BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Scott wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Scott wrote:: What if I were lactose intolerant you dick!?

Are you?

No... BUT I COULD HAVE BEEN FOR ALL YOU KNEW! Bull Shit

Details... Now eat those nuts!
you

I smoked so much crack on 4/20.

That's what you're suppose to do right?

Now... not to throw fuel on the fire or anything...

But I knew exactly what branch meant. He didn't say "if gay people were in it for love." He said, "if it were just the gay people in it for love."

So there... but you know... nothing's stopping a man and woman from abusing marriage benefits or anything, so it's not fair to tell people THAT'S why they won't allow it.

"Uly, what did you want to say to the so-called... "ambassador of the gays?"

Oh, well I'm glad you asked. You would've been a dick not to.

Some have said that homosexuality is unnatural. Uly is inclined to agree... I mean, why do we feel sexual pleasure at all? It was nature's way, or evolution's way or whatever... of giving us incentive to procreate. We don't have the same kind of instincts like animals do, this is our own bodies way of tricking us into doing it.

So, that brings us to the often brought up argument that homosexuality goes against the survival of our species. Now, I know that'll never really be an issue for us. There's too god-damned many people as it is. Overpopulation will strangle us all! But it's still a valid point...

And then we have our anatomy. I think this is also commonly argued, but still... the penis and vagina are shaped the way they are for a reason. A long tool to reach back to the uterus and release semen for impregnation. So why do gay people ejaculate? A gay man has perfectly viable semen, he could get a woman pregnant. But he's not designed to have sex with women, right? He's homosexual.

Oh, but he's designed for it, alright... we all are. Every form of gay sex, man or woman, is really just making do with what you got. This argument also implies that blowjobs are unnatural and nobody wants to argue against blowjobs. But it's still a valid point... it ties into the theory that heterosexuality is natural and other forms are not.

So all that being said... if people really are born gay, then it's clearly something wrong. A defect... a mutation... it's clearly not how we were intended to be.

So with THAT being said... a person should be allowed to do whatever they want to do... even if it's "unnatural." Such as blowjobs... which are pretty commonly accepted.(Except by grimeth, who is a devout catholic lad. Oral sex turns the mouth of a woman into the mouth of hell.)

I just want the ambassador of the gays to say to me, "You're right, uly. Homosexuality is clearly some sort of defect. Gay people are some sort of mutant, like X-men or something."

He doesn't HAVE to say x-men, but I find it humorous since the word mutant is being used. But the key phrase here is "you're right." Then... uly will have no more qualms with your gay marriage...

Also, people have argued that if we don't deal with overpopulation, mother nature will. Famine, disease, whatever.

In the early stages of overpopulation... mother nature is taking a less lethal course.

Homosexuality, the human genophage.

Thank you for your time. Please raise genophage awareness.

I can already tell Uly is going to get a bunch of shit for that.

I laughed really hard at the X-Men part however... I'm sorry...

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

I'm just... Gonna...
Nope... I'm outa here...
you

Uly should get married so he can reap the benefits... that's what I read.

Banana, do you have something to say... kinda wish somebody would say SOMEthing... or I'm just gonna sit here assuming I'm right... and I know y'all don't want that.

Oh, the genophage part was just for fun, the other stuff was for realsies.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: Banana, do you have something to say... kinda wish somebody would say SOMEthing... or I'm just gonna sit here assuming I'm right... and I know y'all don't want that.

Oh, the genophage part was just for fun, the other stuff was for realsies.

Oooooh no...
You're not getting any reaction from me this time... I know you want me to be all "Uly, you dumb piece of shit, you're a retarded fuck who doesn't deserve the air he breathes". But no.
I shall not indulge you!

Uly, you know very damn well what kind of a fucking reaction you'll get from me.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Well now I feel like I caused this..... you

Bwanch wrote:: Well now I feel like I caused this.....

You did...

Ban-Anad wrote:: Oooooh no...
You're not getting any reaction from me this time... I know you want me to be all "Uly, you dumb piece of shit, you're a retarded fuck who doesn't deserve the air he breathes". But no.
I shall not indulge you!

You want to say that, but I also don't see any argument against what I'm saying... In fact... nobody has bothered to tell me WHY I'm wrong, they only say "you're wrong." Why, you're as bad as religious fanatics, only you have no book to point to as you tell me I'm wrong.

I got nothing...

Ah, shit is going down and it's all Branch & Uly's fault.

Makes me feel like I never left!

But why!?

2... 2 days of Daroska posting ah ah ah

Callin wrote:: 2... 2 days of Daroska posting ah ah ah

"There is something you should understand about the way I work. When you need me but do not want me, then I must stay. When you want me but no longer need me, then I have to go. It's rather sad, really, but there it is."

I have you now...

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