привет comrades! (That means hello in Russian I Googled it) Today we tell the tale of Vladislav Svenksy. This is a tale of friendship, trust, love, but most importantly, starvation.
Here we see our comrade just found a fire extinguisher! Fun! But the game bugged and duplicated it. Also fun!
Never trust a fire extinguisher until you smell it up and down Mama Svensky used to say!
Vladislav and his fire extinguisher, Tamale Gringo
Vladdy boy and Tamale Gringo had to go their own ways (Women issues) so Vladislav got a new friend, Cyndi Lauper the crowbar.
Vladislav ran into a fellow survivor prior to this screen shot. But was scared to take a picture. The survivor was friendly and pointed Vlad to the airfield where he found pants.
Vlad got shot by some fucking asshole in the woods for no reason and started bleeding. However, Vlad was a prestigious Cub scout in his prime, and remembered to use his shirt as a rag to stop the bleeding.
Uh-oh! Looks like Vladdy is hungry! Maybe there will be food in this city!
Vladislav couldn't find any food, but he did find this sweet ass hatchet.
Vladdy boy knew he was at the end of his final road. He decided to go to the local church and pray.
But the door was locked. Perhaps this was Jesus telling Vlad. "I spent 30 fucking dollars on this game keep playing you ass."
What's this?! Water! Just what Vlad needed for survival!
It was fucking gas fuck you DayZ I can't drink this shit
Oh boy he found a fucking rotten orange too bad it didn't even help his hunger and made him fucking sick
BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, VLAD FOUND THIS RAD FUCKING HAT THING
Vladislav was shot in the head and killed shortly after by a survivor named "MrSwagMan". Vladislav lived a good life. A short, non-productive one. But nonetheless.
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