Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Spanky wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Spanky wrote:: Our many counselors are here to help!

Hopefully they can help me with my crippling fear of slaters.

1. slater

A verb meaning to sit backwards on a toilet while defecating. The term is a reference to a sitting technique used by A.C. Slater from "Saved by the Bell."

It has been suggested that the act of slatering might come into use when encountering public toilets in Europe, which often feature a shit shelf. Slatering the toilet would provide a more sanitary bathroom experience.
"dude, i totally just slatered that toilet. it was amazing because i could rest my reading material on the top of the tank."

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Right. Next Monkey Husbandry class will be next Tuesday! Jet is excused due to his... unsettledness at the sight of monkeys...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Good morning class. Everyone settle down and find your seats. We have a lot to cover today and I'm already late for my erotic massage.

So...today we will be discussing pick up lines. I'm sure you are familiar with them. They are the last words you speak to a woman before she slaps you.

Well, hopefully today you will learn how to properly bag a mate without using chloroform and duct tape....although that is very effective too.

Please give me an example of your best pick up line and I'll tell you exactly where you went wrong.

GO!!!

Subject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:45 pm

Did you fart baby... because you just blew me away.

AND IT WORKED!

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TheMortonator. wrote:

And then he purred...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Scott wrote:: Did you fart baby... because you just blew me away.

AND IT WORKED!

A very good example of originality and fart humor. This is also good for weeding out the prude girls that don't fart...they just explode when they reach 50.

TheMortonator. wrote:

This might only work on Goth chicks or women with a vampire fetish. Be sure to look as emo as possible when you try this. You may want to add "Go team Edward" to the end of that one too Mr. Mort.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

HEY! That's how you got ME! uh huh

P.S.

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I just had to share. Oh man

Subject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:58 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Please do...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Spanky wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

HEY! That's how you got ME! uh huh

P.S.

I just had to share. Oh man

I know I was reliving good memories baby.

And I already told you I do NOT want YOU to dress like Buttercup. Sheesh.

Subject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:23 pm

Spanky wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

HEY! That's how you got ME! uh huh

P.S.

I just had to share. Oh man

I hate you forever.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

OK you little turds....

You all have 45 minutes to finish this assignment.

The current grades are up.

For homework I want you to study all of your parents credit card account numbers. There will be a quiz on Monday.

Subject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:26 pm

For the record... I've scared the shit out of professors that have scammed me before... they never looked at the stapler the same again. Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm - Page 2 2238782717

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OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Scott wrote:: For the record... I've scared the shit out of professors that have scammed me before... they never looked at the stapler the same again.

*staples bottom lip closed* no...just no

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

We'd be better off robbing a bank

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

This is also not an apology.

Besides, I earned that last weekend.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: This is also not an apology.

Besides, I earned that last weekend.

I know...but I wanted to make sure you knew how much you were appreciated.

I'm very sorry I exploited you and posted your image in various states of penetration on the interwebz.

Now can you PLEASE stop. My neighbors keep calling me. You can't sell used sex toys at a garage sale!

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