Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.
I need a hero
Search
The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...
I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.
I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
Subject: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:53 am
I once saw a sasquatch ride a unicorn across a rainbow to far flung heavens. However, a nazi t-rex in a jumbo jet killed him before he could make it to safety. This nazi t-rex in question was then smashed to death by a guy wielding a frying pan.
'Demopan' as some would call him, then had a battle of apocalyptic proportions with Chuck Norris. Splitting the world in two, Bruce Lee came down from the heavens and smited both with kung-fu. Lee then glued the world back together with indestructable adamantium bamboo and kryptonite.
That was the event which made Infinity Ward, EA & Blizzard team up to take over the world. By getting people so addicted to games that they eventually listened to their every command. But the new gaming company became too greedy and a civil war happened between two factions.
'MicroDLC' and 'MacinSub' had an endless war for dominance over the last resources. Making the Earth turn into a volcanic heap or a frozen husk many times in the future of this vision. At last, though, Raptor Jesus came out of his meatfest coma and proceeded to fix everything.
First, he farted America off the face of the earth. For he found the notion of a 'world police' displeasing to his nature. Next, he destroyed all factions and made people worship him as an omnipotent god.
Lastly he reinstated Scott as king of Scottland and made his dad the next Robot Santa Claus. This all proved to help the earth a great deal, as it started to once again create life. And Scott, with the help of the Square Table, conquered the world and created eternal peace.
The Earth was renamed 'Scott' and we all lived happily ever after.
Thee End.
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:59 am
Holy... what where you hitting!?
Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:11 pm
Scott wrote:
Holy... what where you hitting!?
The follow up question to that is: And is he going to share with us?
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:31 pm
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:
Holy... what where you hitting!?
The follow up question to that is: And is he going to share with us?
Well naturally... but I figured I'd make this a 2 phase plan.
Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:02 pm
Scott wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:
Holy... what where you hitting!?
The follow up question to that is: And is he going to share with us?
Well naturally... but I figured I'd make this a 2 phase plan.
I think he finally found Smap's stash.
The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:05 pm
The Gorillas agree.
Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:22 pm
Spanky wrote:
Scott wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
The follow up question to that is: And is he going to share with us?
Well naturally... but I figured I'd make this a 2 phase plan.
I think he finally found Smap's stash.
Damn I looked all over for that where was it hidden?
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:26 pm
Meatlocker wrote:
Spanky wrote:
Scott wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
The follow up question to that is: And is he going to share with us?
Well naturally... but I figured I'd make this a 2 phase plan.
I think he finally found Smap's stash.
Damn I looked all over for that where was it hidden?
Ooooooo no... that's for me to know... and you to pay 4 grand to find out.
CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:53 pm
[Post only available for OTA® Gold™ account holders]
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:26 pm
CollaWars wrote:
[Post only available for OTA® Gold™ account holders]
OMG seriously? What did he say?
Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:33 pm
CollaWars wrote:
[Post only available for OTA® Gold™ account holders]
I was an admin, why am I not gold? D:
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:35 pm
Causa wrote:
CollaWars wrote:
[Post only available for OTA® Gold™ account holders]
I was an admin, why am I not gold? D:
Oh shit... MAT THEY'RE SEEING THE MESSAGE!
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:41 pm
1. To all wondering what Daroska's been smoking: I found this requisition form on my desk yesterday, it was for 12 pounds of Fermented Ewok-fertalized Moldy Jupiter Banana Peels (one of my strongest)... Unwittingly I signed it without looking who it was for, assuming it was for the Cabana labs... No. There are still very experimental... None of you can't have any.
2. Daroska... If you've already gone through them... Yeah... I'll be sending my crack team of monkey Inception Agents after ya. Just don't worry... We're gonna get you out of this...
Matieu Slayer of Branch
Posts : 2568 Join date : 2011-01-29 Age : 33 Location : I'm a Bachelor now, I'm everywhere.
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:49 pm
Scott wrote:
Causa wrote:
CollaWars wrote:
[Post only available for OTA® Gold™ account holders]
I was an admin, why am I not gold? D:
Oh shit... MAT THEY'RE SEEING THE MESSAGE!
Eliminate all Resistance!
The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:53 pm
Matieu wrote:
Scott wrote:
Causa wrote:
I was an admin, why am I not gold? D:
Oh shit... MAT THEY'RE SEEING THE MESSAGE!
Eliminate all Resistance!
[Post only available for OTA® Gold™ account holders]
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:04 pm
TheMortonator. wrote:
Matieu wrote:
Scott wrote:
Causa wrote:
I was an admin, why am I not gold? D:
Oh shit... MAT THEY'RE SEEING THE MESSAGE!
Eliminate all Resistance!
[Post only available for OTA Gold account holders]
LMAO
Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:07 pm
Daroska wrote:
First, he farted America off the face of the earth.
This will never, ever happen. In any universe. I'm sorry, Daroska. But we are the end all be all of all the countries on Earth. If there's ever a time when there is no United States of America... the rest of the world will be gone, too. We'll take you with us if we have to.
We're that big a deal.
Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:26 am
Ulyaoth wrote:
Daroska wrote:
First, he farted America off the face of the earth.
This will never, ever happen. In any universe. I'm sorry, Daroska. But we are the end all be all of all the countries on Earth. If there's ever a time when there is no United States of America... the rest of the world will be gone, too. We'll take you with us if we have to.
We're that big a deal.
I like pre-June 7th, 1776.
Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:55 am
Daroska wrote:
I like pre-June 7th, 1776.
I was expecting you to be a great deal more angry...
Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:17 am
Ulyaoth wrote:
Daroska wrote:
I like pre-June 7th, 1776.
I was expecting you to be a great deal more angry...
I was expecting more chocolate in your post.
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Sun Oct 09, 2011 12:38 pm
Daroska wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
Daroska wrote:
I like pre-June 7th, 1776.
I was expecting you to be a great deal more angry...
I was expecting more chocolate in your post.
Chocolate:
Daroska:
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Sun Oct 09, 2011 12:47 pm
Scott wrote:
This guy wins soooo fucking bad...
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:00 pm
BananaDealer wrote:
Scott wrote:
This guy wins soooo fucking bad...
I'm pretty sure someone just mentioned KFC to him... but that's just me being racy.
Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:12 am
Scott wrote:
Daroska wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
I was expecting you to be a great deal more angry...
I was expecting more chocolate in your post.
Chocolate:
Daroska:
Totally and absolutely correct. Now, where's the god damn chocolate? I'm hungry!
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:31 am
Daroska wrote:
Scott wrote:
Daroska wrote:
I was expecting more chocolate in your post.
Chocolate:
Daroska:
Totally and absolutely correct. Now, where's the god damn chocolate? I'm hungry!
Oh, I got something chocolate you can nibble on! BLAM!
Gold
account holders]
Calendar