Dating books give you the weirdest advice.

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

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Subject: Dating books give you the weirdest advice. Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:57 pm

I always get these adds on the sites I visit telling me how to be a regular day Casanova. It says "act like a dick, girls love that".

So doing what the magazine does I start to spurt out various fluids (some viscous like) out of my body and try to repeatedly jam myself into warm moist area's. But this seems to be having the opposite effect. Anyone have any advice on what I should do?

Subject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice. Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:04 pm

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: I always get these adds on the sites I visit telling me how to be a regular day Casanova. It says "act live a dick, girls love that".

So doing what the magazine does I start to spurt out various fluids (some viscous like) out of my body and try to repeatedly jam myself into warm moist area's. But this seems to be having the opposite effect. Anyone have any advice on what I should do?

Oh... that's what you're supposed to do?

I guess I don't have to keep knitting this giant sock. I'll just do what you do. Let me know when you get it to work out.

Subject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice. Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:19 pm

Perhaps a little less rape... xD

Subject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice. Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:38 pm

A book? People still use those?

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Sigh. You should never get dating advice from a book

Subject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice. Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:44 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Sigh. You should never get dating advice from a book

DAMMIT!

*stops gluing glitter to skin*

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Sigh. You should never get dating advice from a book

DAMMIT!

*stops gluing glitter to skin*

Tsk. Don't you know fur is better than glitter?

Say WHA!!!

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Sigh. You should never get dating advice from a book

DAMMIT!

*stops gluing glitter to skin*

Tsk. Don't you know fur is better than glitter?

Say WHA!!!

I'm... shaved... the way I like it... OMG!

OT'er Posts : 111 Join date : 2011-10-23 Location : Canada

My advice is not to read them lol. Oh wait damn Im married SOB

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: DAMMIT!

*stops gluing glitter to skin*

Tsk. Don't you know fur is better than glitter?

Say WHA!!!

I'm... shaved... the way I like it... OMG!

So what you're saying is you're an Edward and not a Jacob?

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Tsk. Don't you know fur is better than glitter?

I'm... shaved... the way I like it... OMG!

So what you're saying is you're an Edward and not a Jacob?

I will bite you if you refer to these movies again.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Spanky wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: I'm... shaved... the way I like it...

So what you're saying is you're an Edward and not a Jacob?

I will bite you if you refer to these movies again.

To be fair, I didn't start the sparkle speak. I assume that's what he meant by gluing glitter to his skin....

and secondly. babe. Biting is not a threat. Now rope, rope is a threat now.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: DAMMIT!

*stops gluing glitter to skin*

Tsk. Don't you know fur is better than glitter?

Say WHA!!!

I'm... shaved... the way I like it... OMG!

So what you're saying is you're an Edward and not a Jacob?

I'm team Wilbourn... Dating books give you the weirdest advice. 2238782717

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Sigh. You should never get dating advice from a book

But that's where I learned this from...
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OT'er Posts : 111 Join date : 2011-10-23 Location : Canada

Spanky wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Sigh. You should never get dating advice from a book

But that's where I learned this from...
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However It did mention that seconds where hard to receive afterwards.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Spanky wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Sigh. You should never get dating advice from a book

But that's where I learned this from...
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I shudder to think where you really found that from, and what the heck the purpose of that was originally.

Subject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice. Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:50 pm

Wut.

Subject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice. Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:13 pm

Spanky wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Sigh. You should never get dating advice from a book

But that's where I learned this from...
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AND YOU AH HEEEEEEEALDAH!

Subject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice. Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:26 pm

Spanky wrote:

I aspire to be this man.

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