Santa's in my house....

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Santa's in my house.... Sat Dec 24, 2011 11:39 pm

I uhh... Well... Is he alright?...

Santa's in my house.... Drunk_santa1

Subject: Re: Santa's in my house.... Sat Dec 24, 2011 11:44 pm

lol that's just Spanky in his plumbers uniform.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

I think I saw this guy... In front of the local Mall... In a shopping cart...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Scott wrote:: lol that's just Spanky in his plumbers uniform.

HEY....!

At least my pants were up this time.

Subject: Re: Santa's in my house.... Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:51 am

SpankyV wrote:

Scott wrote:: lol that's just Spanky in his plumbers uniform.

HEY....!

At least my pants were up this time.

BUT NOT YOUR HOLIDAY SPIRIT! Santa's in my house.... 2238782717

Subject: Re: Santa's in my house.... Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:04 pm

I aspire to be like the man in this photo, as I assume he has had sex at some point in his life.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:: I aspire to be like the man in this photo, as I assume he has had sex at some point in his life.

Do reindeers count?

Subject: Re: Santa's in my house.... Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:21 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Do reindeers count?

No...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Do reindeers count?

No...

So in Spanky's christmas stocking he received new socks....and the first words out of his mouth was... I should send these to Uly.

Subject: Re: Santa's in my house.... Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:26 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Do reindeers count?

No...

So in Spanky's christmas stocking he received new socks....and the first words out of his mouth was... I should send these to Uly.

I wonder if Uly uses a stocking on xmas day... would seem appropriate right?

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: No...

So in Spanky's christmas stocking he received new socks....and the first words out of his mouth was... I should send these to Uly.

I wonder if Uly uses a stocking on xmas day... would seem appropriate right?

Please don't taint Christmas for me.

Subject: Re: Santa's in my house.... Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:32 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: No...

So in Spanky's christmas stocking he received new socks....and the first words out of his mouth was... I should send these to Uly.

I wonder if Uly uses a stocking on xmas day... would seem appropriate right?

Please don't taint Christmas for me.

He already tainted it for me... I'M JUST SPREADING THE HOLIDAY CHEER! Santa's in my house.... 2238782717

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: I wonder if Uly uses a stocking on xmas day... would seem appropriate right?

Please don't taint Christmas for me.

He already tainted it for me... I'M JUST SPREADING THE HOLIDAY CHEER! Santa's in my house.... 2238782717

Couldn't we just do gift cards instead?

Subject: Re: Santa's in my house.... Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:46 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: I wonder if Uly uses a stocking on xmas day... would seem appropriate right?

Please don't taint Christmas for me.

He already tainted it for me... I'M JUST SPREADING THE HOLIDAY CHEER! Santa's in my house.... 2238782717

Couldn't we just do gift cards instead?

I.... I suppose... >.>

Santa's in my house.... 12-hasselhof-web

oh wai... you said gift cards... not holiday cards.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: He already tainted it for me... I'M JUST SPREADING THE HOLIDAY CHEER!

Couldn't we just do gift cards instead?

I.... I suppose... >.>

Santa's in my house.... 12-hasselhof-web

oh wai... you said gift cards... not holiday cards.

Out of all the dogs he could choose to pose with.....

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Couldn't we just do gift cards instead?

I.... I suppose... >.>

Santa's in my house.... 12-hasselhof-web

oh wai... you said gift cards... not holiday cards.

Out of all the dogs he could choose to pose with.....

You know you wanna get those wrinkles out! Oh man

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

SpankyV wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: I.... I suppose... >.>

oh wai... you said gift cards... not holiday cards.

Out of all the dogs he could choose to pose with.....

You know you wanna get those wrinkles out! Oh man

bleeech gross.

Subject: Re: Santa's in my house.... Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:16 pm

Yeah, you funny... but no... I use regular socks year round...

On a side note, when I hear that "have a merry new york christmas" song at work, it makes me think of spanky and morrigan.

You know, cuz they live in new york. I think...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:: Yeah, you funny... but no... I use regular socks year round...

On a side note, when I hear that "have a merry new york christmas" song at work, it makes me think of spanky and morrigan.

You know, cuz they live in new york. I think...

Surely there have to be some women in your area to help you out instead of a sock. I mean the law of averages dictates there has to be at least ONE. right?

Yes Spanky and I live in New York. With 5 kids, 2 cats, 1 bearded dragon, and a partridge in a pear tree.

Subject: Re: Santa's in my house.... Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:27 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

SpankyV wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: I.... I suppose... >.>

oh wai... you said gift cards... not holiday cards.

Out of all the dogs he could choose to pose with.....

You know you wanna get those wrinkles out! Oh man

bleeech gross.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM! THEY'RE ADORABLE!

-1 manpoint

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: Yeah, you funny... but no... I use regular socks year round...

On a side note, when I hear that "have a merry new york christmas" song at work, it makes me think of spanky and morrigan.

You know, cuz they live in new york. I think...

Surely there have to be some women in your area to help you out instead of a sock. I mean the law of averages dictates there has to be at least ONE. right?

Yes Spanky and I live in New York. With 5 kids, 2 cats, 1 bearded dragon, and a partridge in a pear tree.

I ate the partridge for lunch with a pear.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

SpankyV wrote:: You know you wanna get those wrinkles out!

bleeech gross.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM! THEY'RE ADORABLE!

-1 manpoint

IDK they just creep me out.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: bleeech gross.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM! THEY'RE ADORABLE!

-1 manpoint

IDK they just creep me out.

I'm thinking it's not the same effect as this...

Santa's in my house.... Sexyblogpicturethree

...but a similar inuendo. OMG!

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

SpankyV wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM! THEY'RE ADORABLE!

-1 manpoint

IDK they just creep me out.

I'm thinking it's not the same effect as this...

Santa's in my house.... Sexyblogpicturethree

...but a similar inuendo. OMG!

Ha ha ha ha ha. So the hoff is all shriveled and wrinkled (which is probably true), and she's all hairy and scary.

There are some times, when I love you more than other times, this is one of those times, that really made me laugh

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