1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread)

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

The Joker wrote:

Monco wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: You tell her, "Look, no-arm girl... you got no arms. How many dudes want to fuck a no-arm girl, let alone marry the bitch? Well, today's your lucky day, I'm here. You betta quit your hard-to-get antics and board this train before it sails. Because trains sail nowadays. Get with the times, no-arm girl."

I don't think you understand how hard this situation is to grasp. This relationship is getting too intense, that I might just get an ulcer. I'm getting too into this... but I have to see a happy ending.

How is it that you can take everything seriously?

I don't know! I have to see this to the end! I must see a happy ending!

Aaaaaaand this is where the adult content kicks in. Huzzah some tension relief.

As depressing as it is, no-arm girl better take what she can get, unless she wants to live alone.

*begins searching internet for disabled women in Modesto*

Someone will love me...

Ulyaoth wrote:: As depressing as it is, no-arm girl better take what she can get, unless she wants to live alone.

*begins searching internet for disabled women in Modesto*

Someone will love me...

Yes, Uly. Help the lucky disabled girl find love and a happy relationship. I wish only the best.

No sarcasm. Just honesty.

Why you gotta delete my thread...

Ulyaoth wrote:: Why you gotta delete my thread...

Because it was necessary.

No.. it.... wasn't....

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Ulyaoth wrote:: No.. it.... wasn't....

Bitch, everything you say is utterly ridiculous. Fuck off.

Pssh, everyone was like "HAHAHA, uly, you so funny.... you supah funny... OT no be same without you"

They just hide it because expressing your feelings is weakness. I understand. But I feel the love...

Ulyaoth wrote:: Pssh, everyone was like "HAHAHA, uly, you so funny.... you supah funny... OT no be same without you"

They just hide it because expressing your feelings is weakness. I understand. But I feel the love...

What you should be feeling is gun pointed at your own head and pulling the trigger.

Too soon?

I'll probably do it sometime before I'm 30. I'm still holding out hope, atm.

I...

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: I'll probably do it sometime before I'm 30. I'm still holding out hope, atm.

Oukeeei....
uh huh

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Bunnies!

The ad at the top of my screen is for "colombiancupid.com". Why would I want a colombian chick, anyway? Does she make good coffee? What happened to the ad with the brazilian chicks? I'd like a girlfriend who knows how to shave my pubes/balls/anus. Lord knows I haven't done a thing with 'em.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: The ad at the top of my screen is for "colombiancupid.com". Why would I want a colombian chick, anyway? Does she make good coffee? What happened to the ad with the brazilian chicks? I'd like a girlfriend who knows how to shave my pubes/balls/anus. Lord knows I haven't done a thing with 'em.

BUNNIES I say!

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Quit overloading my fucking computer with cuteness.

The Joker wrote:: BUNNIES I say!

I get the feeling if you were a mod, you'd mod all my shit... and then go about saying how you're the joker and anything goes...

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:

The Joker wrote:: BUNNIES I say!

I get the feeling if you were a mod, you'd mod all my shit... and then go about saying how you're the joker and anything goes...

I leave moderation to Bats... But no, I wouldn't mod all your shit... Most of it, maybe; but not all of it... And I'm not one to impose my powers (that too I leave to Bats...)
OMG!

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Hadn't laughed my guts out in awhile...
Oh man

The Joker wrote:: I leave moderation to Bats... But no, I wouldn't mod all your shit... Most of it, maybe; but not all of it... And I'm not one to impose my powers (that too I leave to Bats...)

*burning with rage*

Fascist.