| 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) | |
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+18Barbelith JvS Branch MrEvilDude Hypah Jet Daroska Burkman Mistress Morrigan Ulyaoth The Mortonator Scott Meatlocker Boba Yeet Causa Grimeth Ban-Anad 22 posters |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:19 pm | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:52 pm | |
| - Meatlocker wrote:
- The point is lost!
That's just cause yer not very sharp... lol I crack myself up. <3 | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:00 pm | |
| - Meatlocker wrote:
- The point is lost!
Uuugh... When was the last time a L12PW thread had any particular point? | |
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JvS OT'er
Posts : 115 Join date : 2011-06-25 Age : 26 Location : Everywhere and nowhere.
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:07 pm | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:32 pm | |
| Looks like two different shades of blonde to me... I don't see the problem...
And I'm not doing "no masturbation march"!! Why you people ask me that! Ask Bobabounty, he made it up! | |
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Barbelith Skilled Troller
Posts : 583 Join date : 2011-04-04 Age : 41 Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:54 pm | |
| - Bobabounty wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- Why do lady parts have to be all "it varies from person to person, different women experience different feelings yada yada yada" and for guys it's all like "if you touch it enough, blammo! Results"
I laughed so hard I need to clean my drawers.
And also it's almost No Masturbation March. I laughed so hard my face hurt and my lungs (punished from almost 15yrs of smoking) almost collapsed! Dude we have all been there. The best you can do is try to find out what she likes by exploring things with fingers (and tongue!) GENTLY don't go beat the living cack out that thing! If you want that there are special clubs where you can meet that sort of woman..... ..... Apparently | |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:00 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- Bobabounty wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- Why do lady parts have to be all "it varies from person to person, different women experience different feelings yada yada yada" and for guys it's all like "if you touch it enough, blammo! Results"
I laughed so hard I need to clean my drawers.
And also it's almost No Masturbation March.
I laughed so hard my face hurt and my lungs (punished from almost 15yrs of smoking) almost collapsed!
Dude we have all been there. The best you can do is try to find out what she likes by exploring things with fingers (and tongue!) GENTLY don't go beat the living cack out that thing! If you want that there are special clubs where you can meet that sort of woman.....
..... Apparently Or in Spanky's case @ Dunkin Donuts. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:03 pm | |
| Grandma....
WHY U NO UNDERSTAND TABS?! | |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:07 pm | |
| - Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Or in Spanky's case @ Dunkin Donuts.
*taking notes* | |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:10 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Or in Spanky's case @ Dunkin Donuts.
*taking notes* HEY we gave you that advice AGES AGO. You should have used it by now. I was on line getting coffee... Spanky chatted me up, we went to a bar, got a drink or so, then went to the boardwalk. And yes made out. It was awesome. And we have been together ever since, and are now engaged, and pregnant, and have really really awesome illegal in some states romantic activities *ahem* (Frankly you should have asked your HOW to question to him, he's totally the master.) The moral of the story is 1. You should totally go get some coffee and 2. You need to somehow make a woman feel it is ok to get into a car with a complete and total stranger. | |
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Barbelith Skilled Troller
Posts : 583 Join date : 2011-04-04 Age : 41 Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:15 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Or in Spanky's case @ Dunkin Donuts.
*taking notes* start by learning the difference between a spank and a slap! - Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Or in Spanky's case @ Dunkin Donuts.
*taking notes* HEY we gave you that advice AGES AGO. You should have used it by now. I was on line getting coffee... Spanky chatted me up, we went to a bar, got a drink or so, then went to the boardwalk. And yes made out. It was awesome. And we have been together ever since, and are now engaged, and pregnant, and have really really awesome illegal in some states romantic activities *ahem* (Frankly you should have asked your HOW to question to him, he's totally the master.)
The moral of the story is 1. You should totally go get some coffee and 2. You need to somehow make a woman feel it is ok to get into a car with a complete and total stranger. I noes how! | |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:18 pm | |
| [quote="Barbelith"] - Ulyaoth wrote:
I noes how!
Huh. That is not quite what I meant. But it made me laugh *really* loud at work, and nearly get busted browsing the ota... | |
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JvS OT'er
Posts : 115 Join date : 2011-06-25 Age : 26 Location : Everywhere and nowhere.
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:28 pm | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:35 pm | |
| - Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- The moral of the story is 1. You should totally go get some coffee and 2. You need to somehow make a woman feel it is ok to get into a car with a complete and total stranger.
Yeah, I think number 2 is the hurdle I'm not going to be able to leap here... | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:59 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Or in Spanky's case @ Dunkin Donuts.
*taking notes* Ok, lesson One on foreplay: In your case, find a girl. Might wanna go over Morrigan's bit on that. Might sound like something out of a movie and with a 1000000-to-1 chance to actually work, but it's actually quite a good strategy (/hi5 at the old Spankster)... But knowing you, you'll probably end up creeping the poor girl (at the Dunkin Donuts or whatever) out with some awkward catch line... Just a heads up, stuff like 'You must be from Ireland, cause my dick is Dublin' doesn't really work... Not to any positive end in any case... Try something cute... Nice girls (by nice girls understand women who don't dress in a mini-skirt that would pass for a belt in some cultures and wear makeup like it's fucking Halloween) like the 'puppy dog' approach... Ordering the same thing as her (and standing in line right after her) makes a good excuse to go for the old 'we reach for the same cup' thing, a good ice-breaker... Another heads up, don't try the same place more than once/twice cause the staff may get the weird idea that you're some sort of sexual predator... Lesson Two: Considering you actually manage to convince a girl that your intentions are beyond slipping her a roofie or giving her a chloroform-soaked napkin to blow her nose in and leaving her in a dumpster once you're done with her, and that it's OK to enter your car without calling her next of kin with precise details on where you're supposedly going and when she's coming back... Try to find out what she likes before you actually start being more... creative. Otherwise you risk doing something she's not particularly OK with and shutting the foreplay door barred and bolted... Though don't be all walking on crushed glass... Try exploring by yourself, there might be some things she would like but doesn't know about... But don't be too rash... Be progressive and not too much on the offensive, try to be gentle (unless you did meet in one of those places, in which case I can give you a pretty good site where you can buy some pretty neat kinky stuff)... Imma end it at 102 cause anything after that and I might bring Bats and his wroth on me (again)... | |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:10 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Or in Spanky's case @ Dunkin Donuts.
*taking notes* Ok, lesson One on foreplay: In your case, find a girl. Might wanna go over Morrigan's bit on that. Might sound like something out of a movie and with a 1000000-to-1 chance to actually work, but it's actually quite a good strategy (/hi5 at the old Spankster)... But knowing you, you'll probably end up creeping the poor girl (at the Dunkin Donuts or whatever) out with some awkward catch line... Just a heads up, stuff like 'You must be from Ireland, cause my dick is Dublin' doesn't really work... Not to any positive end in any case... Try something cute... Nice girls (by nice girls understand women who don't dress in a mini-skirt that would pass for a belt in some cultures and wear makeup like it's fucking Halloween) like the 'puppy dog' approach... Ordering the same thing as her (and standing in line right after her) makes a good excuse to go for the old 'we reach for the same cup' thing, a good ice-breaker... Another heads up, don't try the same place more than once/twice cause the staff may get the weird idea that you're some sort of sexual predator...
Lesson Two: Considering you actually manage to convince a girl that your intentions are beyond slipping her a roofie or giving her a chloroform-soaked napkin to blow her nose in and leaving her in a dumpster once you're done with her, and that it's OK to enter your car without calling her next of kin with precise details on where you're supposedly going and when she's coming back... Try to find out what she likes before you actually start being more... creative. Otherwise you risk doing something she's not particularly OK with and shutting the foreplay door barred and bolted... Though don't be all walking on crushed glass... Try exploring by yourself, there might be some things she would like but doesn't know about... But don't be too rash... Be progressive and not too much on the offensive, try to be gentle (unless you did meet in one of those places, in which case I can give you a pretty good site where you can buy some pretty neat kinky stuff)...
Imma end it at 102 cause anything after that and I might bring Bats and his wroth on me (again)...
I gave him advice on the what happens after that last night in PM, and that's why he was whineing about how all women are different. Meanwhile had he truly listened, it was fantastic advice. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:11 pm | |
| ey...ey.... I was listening. I was just trying to be funny afterwards. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:23 pm | |
| I... should really be talking to that girl right now... Our last conversation didn't go so well... | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:07 pm | |
| I'm going to a college that is 77% female. I'll be good. | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:07 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Or in Spanky's case @ Dunkin Donuts.
*taking notes* Ok, lesson One on foreplay: In your case, find a girl. Might wanna go over Morrigan's bit on that. Might sound like something out of a movie and with a 1000000-to-1 chance to actually work, but it's actually quite a good strategy (/hi5 at the old Spankster)... But knowing you, you'll probably end up creeping the poor girl (at the Dunkin Donuts or whatever) out with some awkward catch line... Just a heads up, stuff like 'You must be from Ireland, cause my dick is Dublin' doesn't really work... Not to any positive end in any case... Try something cute... Nice girls (by nice girls understand women who don't dress in a mini-skirt that would pass for a belt in some cultures and wear makeup like it's fucking Halloween) like the 'puppy dog' approach... Ordering the same thing as her (and standing in line right after her) makes a good excuse to go for the old 'we reach for the same cup' thing, a good ice-breaker... Another heads up, don't try the same place more than once/twice cause the staff may get the weird idea that you're some sort of sexual predator...
Lesson Two: Considering you actually manage to convince a girl that your intentions are beyond slipping her a roofie or giving her a chloroform-soaked napkin to blow her nose in and leaving her in a dumpster once you're done with her, and that it's OK to enter your car without calling her next of kin with precise details on where you're supposedly going and when she's coming back... Try to find out what she likes before you actually start being more... creative. Otherwise you risk doing something she's not particularly OK with and shutting the foreplay door barred and bolted... Though don't be all walking on crushed glass... Try exploring by yourself, there might be some things she would like but doesn't know about... But don't be too rash... Be progressive and not too much on the offensive, try to be gentle (unless you did meet in one of those places, in which case I can give you a pretty good site where you can buy some pretty neat kinky stuff)...
Imma end it at 102 cause anything after that and I might bring Bats and his wroth on me (again)...
Or
-just hear me out here.
You could...
Wait a second, wasn't I supposed to be posting less nowadays? Blast it, every time is a gateway. | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:56 pm | |
| So my school went into lockdown today. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: 1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:12 pm | |
| - Meatlocker wrote:
- So my school went into lockdown today.
You're lucky.... unless your school has a lot of fast food restruants.... then you're screwed | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
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