1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread)

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I don't think this really happened.

I'm kinda hurt that you think I would lie about it...

I see no logical reason for someone 1. To dry hump their bed. I mean why? It can't possible be that entertaining. 2. There is no way on gods green earth you intentionally ummmmm..... deposited in your own pants, and then just went back to sleep. I refuse to believe that.

You'll note that I did NOT remove the vid... I'm asking that you think about it next time because it IS basically a censored porno. The same goes for Uly and his occasional TMI... you

I don't want to be the bad guy... but I HAVE to say something when I think one of these VAGUE (yes it's hard to tell where they are sometimes) lines have been pushed. I'm NOT trying to single one person out I'd like EVERYONE to just THINK a little before posting racy stuffs.

Scott wrote:: You'll note that I did NOT remove the vid... I'm asking that you think about it next time because it IS basically a censored porno. The same goes for Uly and his occasional TMI...

I don't want to be the bad guy... but I HAVE to say something when I think one of these VAGUE (yes it's hard to tell where they are sometimes) lines have been pushed. I'm NOT trying to single one person out I'd like EVERYONE to just THINK a little before posting racy stuffs.

You should let me be the bad guy, instead. You have a good reputation to keep, and I wouldn't want you to ruin said reputation.

Scott wrote:: You'll note that I did NOT remove the vid... I'm asking that you think about it next time because it IS basically a censored porno. The same goes for Uly and his occasional TMI...

I don't want to be the bad guy... but I HAVE to say something when I think one of these VAGUE (yes it's hard to tell where they are sometimes) lines have been pushed. I'm NOT trying to single one person out I'd like EVERYONE to just THINK a little before posting racy stuffs.

Aww, I haz to dun yooz da brein?

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Oh no, I didn't mean to imply anyone was "the bad guy" or even that anyone was being singled out (I was actually kidding about me being a woman, part- seriously!)

But I am honestly confused about the line part. I mean, I haven't seen the uncensored video, only the one just posted, and it honestly didn't seem to terrible to me since it was blurred, and a music video not an actual porn (which of course I would never ever post)... I actually figured it was actual one of the more acceptable things...

I'm sorry if it actually was too much.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I see no logical reason for someone 1. To dry hump their bed. I mean why? It can't possible be that entertaining. 2. There is no way on gods green earth you intentionally ummmmm..... deposited in your own pants, and then just went back to sleep. I refuse to believe that.

Well, for #1... it works... so... yeah...

and #2, you have no idea how many times I've done that in my life. At least 3 times a week for the past 5 years or so. Sometimes if I feel like I can't sleep, I do it to see it it'll help.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I see no logical reason for someone 1. To dry hump their bed. I mean why? It can't possible be that entertaining. 2. There is no way on gods green earth you intentionally ummmmm..... deposited in your own pants, and then just went back to sleep. I refuse to believe that.

Well, for #1... it works... so... yeah...

and #2, you have no idea how many times I've done that in my life. At least 3 times a week for the past 5 years or so. Sometimes if I feel like I can't sleep, I do it to see it it'll help.

We should have an emoticon, that is shaking its head in disappointment and slight disgust.

Uly. Surely there are better ways. And more sanitary. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, please stop telling me about things that create more laundry for whoever does it in your household! You are giving me anxieties.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Oh no, I didn't mean to imply anyone was "the bad guy" or even that anyone was being singled out (I was actually kidding about me being a woman, part- seriously!)

But I am honestly confused about the line part. I mean, I haven't seen the uncensored video, only the one just posted, and it honestly didn't seem to terrible to me since it was blurred, and a music video not an actual porn (which of course I would never ever post)... I actually figured it was actual one of the more acceptable things...

I'm sorry if it actually was too much.

My general rule is if it's on youtube you can post it (which is why I didn't delete it)... I mean... it's hard to get something on there that shouldn't be forum friendly (it's just that I've seen the uncensored version and it was basically a porno and it popped up as a red flag in the back of my head >.>). I'm just handing out awareness fliers... carry on. :P

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: We should have an emoticon, that is shaking its head in disappointment and slight disgust.

Uly. Surely there are better ways. And more sanitary. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, please stop telling me about things that create more laundry for whoever does it in your household! You are giving me anxieties.

What do you want me to do... pull it out and jack it the old fashioned way? There's some problems with that. First of all, it'd be a lot easier to get caught doing that. Also, my hand would probably get wet, I don't like that... Also, I'd have to grab a kleenex or something(like say... a sock!) and it's kinda far from my bed... I don't wanna get up.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: We should have an emoticon, that is shaking its head in disappointment and slight disgust.

Uly. Surely there are better ways. And more sanitary. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, please stop telling me about things that create more laundry for whoever does it in your household! You are giving me anxieties.

What do you want me to do... pull it out and jack it the old fashioned way? There's some problems with that. First of all, it'd be a lot easier to get caught doing that. Also, my hand would probably get wet, I don't like that... Also, I'd have to grab a kleenex or something(like say... a sock!) and it's kinda far from my bed... I don't wanna get up.

You could just do it in the shower.

Oi, Joker, I'm required to make sure that you have at some point heard this song:
ASKDSDKFGHKHGFKDGH

So I have a cold... and I took a muscle relaxant (prescription)... now I feel blitzed out of my mind. @__@

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:: So I have a cold... and I took a muscle relaxant (prescription)... now I feel blitzed out of my mind. @__@

How is a muscle relaxant going to help your cold?

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: So I have a cold... and I took a muscle relaxant (prescription)... now I feel blitzed out of my mind. @__@

How is a muscle relaxant going to help your cold?

Well... I'm certainly not feeling much of anything... and when I get home sleep is not gonna be a prob. >.>

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: So I have a cold... and I took a muscle relaxant (prescription)... now I feel blitzed out of my mind. @__@

How is a muscle relaxant going to help your cold?

Well... I'm certainly not feeling much of anything... and when I get home sleep is not gonna be a prob. >.>

I hope you are walking home and not driving.....

fair point on the not feeling anything bit though....

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: So I have a cold... and I took a muscle relaxant (prescription)... now I feel blitzed out of my mind. @__@

How is a muscle relaxant going to help your cold?

Well... I'm certainly not feeling much of anything... and when I get home sleep is not gonna be a prob. >.>

I hope you are walking home and not driving.....

fair point on the not feeling anything bit though....

Luckily I didn't drive... as work is only a few blocks away... but I dun want to think about walking... sooo cold out. QQ

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

This thread is about as unfocused as a motley-gowned monkey on muscle relaxants...
*looks over to Scottie*
Hmmm... Let me re-iterate, this thread is a motley-gowned monkey on muscle relaxants, apparently...

The Joker wrote:: This thread is about as unfocused as a motley-gowned monkey on muscle relaxants...
*looks over to Scottie*
Hmmm... Let me re-iterate, this thread is a motley-gowned monkey on muscle relaxants, apparently...

HEY SEXY!

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BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Callin wrote:

The Joker wrote:: This thread is about as unfocused as a motley-gowned monkey on muscle relaxants...
*looks over to Scottie*
Hmmm... Let me re-iterate, this thread is a motley-gowned monkey on muscle relaxants, apparently...

HEY SEXY!

1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread) - Page 22 Zipper.500x375

This was more what I envisioned, but yours works just as well, I'd imagine...

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: You could just do it in the shower.

But... I'm in bed... why would I get up and take a whole shower to masturbate. Besides, I can't masturbate standing up, you know that!

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: We should have an emoticon, that is shaking its head in disappointment and slight disgust.

I'd use it on you almost every day. OMG!

I want you to know Callin, that you're my hero.

Ulyaoth wrote:: I want you to know Callin, that you're my hero.

cus i can masterbate in the shower?

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: I want you to know Callin, that you're my hero.

Good God... Callin... RUN! I'll hold him off!

Callin wrote:: cus i can masterbate in the shower?

No... well, I mean... not at first. But now, that too.

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