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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: The Story of Uly and Grim   Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:38 am

One day, Grimeth had a big bag full of coins. Quarters, half-dollars, full dollar coins, you name it!

Grimeth and Uly were walking along, when a penny fell out of grimeth's big bag of coins. Grimeth looked at this penny and laughed! He pointed it out to Uly so Uly could see. Grimeth then continued along, while Uly stayed behind.

Uly went to pick up this penny... then all of a sudden Grimeth turned around, eyes red with malice... and he said to Uly, "What the fuck are you doing?"

Uly said, "Oh... I'm sorry, may I have this penny?"

Grimeth walked right up to Uly and pushed him to the ground. He yelled "NO!" and turned around to continue walking, leaving the penny on the ground.

Uly wanted this penny... it was shiny. He says to grimeth, "Grim, may I please have this penny?"

Grimeth turned back around and ran towards Uly in a fury! He stopped at the penny, and stomped on it with all his strength! It was so much power, the penny was broken in half!

Grimeth said to Uly, "NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING, NOT ONE THING! IF THERE'S ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD THAT YOU WANT, I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO KEEP IT FROM YOU!" and he stormed off, leaving Uly to weep.

~Based on a true story.

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Sun Feb 12, 2012 6:27 am

This is why people get mad at you.
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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Sun Feb 12, 2012 8:01 am

That is something I would do. No penny for you.

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Sun Feb 12, 2012 8:23 am

ZombieGrimeth wrote:
This is why people get mad at you.

I second that...

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Sun Feb 12, 2012 8:38 am

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This is why people get mad at you.

I second that...

Third

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:51 am

*raises hand*

I have an issue with the logic of your story... Pennies, you see, are made of a malleable material known as Copper. This means that when applying force to it, over an area... say the size of the soul of a panda's foot... simply would only flatten the penny. So you're lying about one of two things... either that wasn't a penny... or that wasn't a panda foot that stomped on that penny. That is all...

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:46 pm

Scott wrote:
*raises hand*

I have an issue with the logic of your story... Pennies, you see, are made of a malleable material known as Copper. This means that when applying force to it, over an area... say the size of the soul of a panda's foot... simply would only flatten the penny. So you're lying about one of two things... either that wasn't a penny... or that wasn't a panda foot that stomped on that penny. That is all...


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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:37 pm

Oh please, for everyone besides grimeth, it was an amusing little story. For Grimeth... he read the story, saw the parallels to real life and was like "oh my god, what have I become" and he ran out the door into the sunlight to embrace the new him. He then went on a quest to find oodles and oodles of hentai to share with his friend Uly.

And who is superman, anyway... branch? Also, you people should chillax.

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:54 pm

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Oh please, for everyone besides grimeth, it was an amusing little story. For Grimeth... he read the story, saw the parallels to real life and was like "oh my god, what have I become" and he ran out the door into the sunlight to embrace the new him. He then went on a quest to find oodles and oodles of hentai to share with his friend Uly.

And who is superman, anyway... branch? Also, you people should chillax.

'Superman' is supposedly Jet's dog, Spike... He followed him from his little Sonic group therapy sessions...

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:17 pm

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'Superman' is supposedly Jet's dog, Spike... He followed him from his little Sonic group therapy sessions...

Then he don't even know me! Mister "third"!

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:37 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:
The Joker wrote:
'Superman' is supposedly Jet's dog, Spike... He followed him from his little Sonic group therapy sessions...

Then he don't even know me! Mister "third"!

One does not need to know you in order to hate you... And I don't mean 'you' in particular... An example: You don't (at least I hope you don't) know ever Justin Beiber fannie, yet you still hate them, no?

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:02 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:
The Joker wrote:
'Superman' is supposedly Jet's dog, Spike... He followed him from his little Sonic group therapy sessions...

Then he don't even know me! Mister "third"!

I know you from Evil Gaben (EG) forums you

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Ulyaoth wrote:
The Joker wrote:
'Superman' is supposedly Jet's dog, Spike... He followed him from his little Sonic group therapy sessions...

Then he don't even know me! Mister "third"!

One does not need to know you in order to hate you... And I don't mean 'you' in particular... An example: You don't (at least I hope you don't) know ever Justin Beiber fannie, yet you still hate them, no?

Second that

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:56 pm

We don't have to be enemies, mister man... we can be friendsies.

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:57 pm

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We don't have to be enemies, mister man... we can be friendsies.

/friendly fire

Ooops... OMG!

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:05 pm

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We don't have to be enemies, mister man... we can be friendsies.

Only when you stop being such a socio-phobic wuss and get a hold of your life...

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:16 pm

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Only when you stop being such a socio-phobic wuss and get a hold of your life...

HE DUN KNOW THAT!

Besides, I'm just Edge. Hardcore Edge. All the other edge kids think they cool, they don't know shit! I'm so edge, I swore off sex and friends entirely. Bad influence. Ruins my purity. And I'm Edge, yo, so I keepz it real.

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:39 pm

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Ulyaoth wrote:
We don't have to be enemies, mister man... we can be friendsies.

Only when you stop being such a socio-phobic wuss and get a hold of your life...

it's easy to judge people from that pedestal.
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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:46 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:
The Joker wrote:
Only when you stop being such a socio-phobic wuss and get a hold of your life...

HE DUN KNOW THAT!

Besides, I'm just Edge. Hardcore Edge. All the other edge kids think they cool, they don't know shit! I'm so edge, I swore off sex and friends entirely. Bad influence. Ruins my purity. And I'm Edge, yo, so I keepz it real.

You're as edgy as a straight line...

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:53 pm

The Joker wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
The Joker wrote:
Only when you stop being such a socio-phobic wuss and get a hold of your life...

HE DUN KNOW THAT!

Besides, I'm just Edge. Hardcore Edge. All the other edge kids think they cool, they don't know shit! I'm so edge, I swore off sex and friends entirely. Bad influence. Ruins my purity. And I'm Edge, yo, so I keepz it real.

You're as edgy as a straight line...

Where did all this hate come from?

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:00 pm

Meatlocker wrote:
The Joker wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:


HE DUN KNOW THAT!

Besides, I'm just Edge. Hardcore Edge. All the other edge kids think they cool, they don't know shit! I'm so edge, I swore off sex and friends entirely. Bad influence. Ruins my purity. And I'm Edge, yo, so I keepz it real.

You're as edgy as a straight line...

Where did all this hate come from?

Hate? There be no hate here...

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:01 pm

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Meatlocker wrote:
The Joker wrote:


You're as edgy as a straight line...

Where did all this hate come from?

Hate? There be no hate here...

It's thick like a chocolate milkshake.

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:02 pm

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It's thick like a chocolate milkshake.

Are we talkin like jack in the box and mcdonalds thick... or wendys thick?

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:03 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:
Meatlocker wrote:
It's thick like a chocolate milkshake.

Are we talkin like jack in the box and mcdonalds thick... or wendys thick?

Dan's thick.

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:04 pm

Who's Dan...

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PostSubject: Re: The Story of Uly and Grim   Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:15 pm

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Who's Dan...

http://www.yelp.com/biz/dans-hamburgers-austin-2

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