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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: This is what women are reading? Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:26 pm | |
| http://www.cracked.com/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Sex&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=flashbackI feel like responding to these individually... #7- Guys say anything at any given moment for no reason... we don't think before we speak. We blurt out what's on our heads. The stereotypical guy that doesn't share info with his significant other is something dreamed up by the liberal media. #6- WTF... I have some phlegm in my throat. Heaven forbid I make myself comfortable. #5- WTF... what dude doesn't want some poon whenever he can get it? #4- Some of us like to look nice... *flex* #3- It's called "porn"... yes ladies... we still watch it. #2- If he's happy about it, YOU did something wrong ladies. #1- I'm not even dignifying this one with a response, it's so stupid. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:28 pm | |
| Not all men want poon, Scott... | |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:29 pm | |
| That means Scott's cheating on Mrs. Scott then? ^ I so love this smiley. Looks like my usual facial expression. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:29 pm | |
| - Burkman wrote:
- Not all men want poon, Scott...
In general Burky... | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:30 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
- Not all men want poon, Scott...
In general Burky... It just depends on the man. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:02 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- http://www.cracked.com/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Sex&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=flashback
I feel like responding to these individually...
#7- Guys say anything at any given moment for no reason... we don't think before we speak. We blurt out what's on our heads. The stereotypical guy that doesn't share info with his significant other is something dreamed up by the liberal media.
#6- WTF... I have some phlegm in my throat. Heaven forbid I make myself comfortable.
#5- WTF... what dude doesn't want some poon whenever he can get it?
#4- Some of us like to look nice... *flex*
#3- It's called "porn"... yes ladies... we still watch it.
#2- If he's happy about it, YOU did something wrong ladies.
#1- I'm not even dignifying this one with a response, it's so stupid. I agree with you. Those are retarded. According to that, this is the perfect man: | |
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Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:37 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- http://www.cracked.com/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Sex&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=flashback
I feel like responding to these individually...
#7- Guys say anything at any given moment for no reason... we don't think before we speak. We blurt out what's on our heads. The stereotypical guy that doesn't share info with his significant other is something dreamed up by the liberal media.
#6- WTF... I have some phlegm in my throat. Heaven forbid I make myself comfortable.
#5- WTF... what dude doesn't want some poon whenever he can get it?
#4- Some of us like to look nice... *flex*
#3- It's called "porn"... yes ladies... we still watch it.
#2- If he's happy about it, YOU did something wrong ladies.
#1- I'm not even dignifying this one with a response, it's so stupid. I agree with you. Those are retarded.
According to that, this is the perfect man:
Well then I guess I'm the perfect man. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:00 pm | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:11 pm | |
| In reference to number six# I once had a girl tell me that she saw my eyes move in two different directions when I was talking therefore she knew I was lying...
I then informed her that if that happened I would be dead...
She then attempted to lie and move her eyes in two different directions... | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:18 pm | |
| - Meatlocker wrote:
- In reference to number six# I once had a girl tell me that she saw my eyes move in two different directions when I was talking therefore she knew I was lying...
I then informed her that if that happened I would be dead...
She then attempted to lie and move her eyes in two different directions... One direction is at her and the other is at the ass that just passed you. NOT LYING | |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:51 am | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:43 am | |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:12 pm | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Sat Apr 07, 2012 2:40 pm | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Sat Apr 07, 2012 2:53 pm | |
| Were a Drill for Women.....
hmmm. i can live with that. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:06 pm | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:49 pm | |
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Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:07 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
This is relevant. | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:53 pm | |
| I cannot tell if these articles are serious or joking. | |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:35 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Were a Drill for Women.....
hmmm. i can live with that. I'm glad someone figured out the plus side to being a drill. | |
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DarthShadie OT Master
Posts : 436 Join date : 2011-04-25 Age : 41
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:19 am | |
| What is this shit about men, women, porn and cheating. Am I missing something here?
I'd like to say something here and maybe I'm just a retarded geek who doesn't know what being a woman is really about but at least I know how to appreciate my man and recognize the proof he gives me of his caring.
So here's what I have to say...
Men will groom themselves for us. Does that mean he's cheating? NO. Does him wanting more sex means he's cheating? NO. If he's watching porn does it mean we women are doing something wrong? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!
That said...is he ALLOWED to be ''crosseyed'' to look at another woman's ass? YES!!! Because WE WOMEN LOOK AT OTHER MEN TOO.
That being said...ONE: there is no such thing as the PERFECT man, but there is a such thing as a SUCCESSFUL and FAITHFUL relationship. How? TALK GOD DAMNIT. Talk about what it means to be monogamous. Frank and I discussed this for HOURS in order to understand each other's needs and not be jealous of random flirtations said to a waitress that there was room for a 3rd person in the bed. When she said no I suggested we ask the waiter hehe... If you agree to something, stick by it. I said, no kissing and no sleeping with other women. We agreed that so we respect that. Not because we grew up being PROGRAMMED that that was the norm. No, because we understood why it was important to either of us.
TWO: If a man watches porn, well it's easily accessible. It is not the woman's fault and maybe he has a problem and maybe he doesn't. If a woman doesn't like it, she should talk to her man and open up, be honest and tell him why she doesn't like it so that he can understand. If he never understand, a compromise can never be found.
THREE: ANY MAN WHO THINKS HE IS WATCHING PORN BECAUSE HIS WOMAN CANT SATISFY HIM CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF.
FOUR: Not all men think that and some think that that's what it means and they get confused. We grow up in a society that programs us to think this or that and what not. If you're a man watching porn, maybe it's your libido, maybe it's something else, but don't think it's cuz you're unsatisfied, because a woman likes to feel desired and she will always be there to give you more if you show her you want more. At least that's how it is for me.
FIVE: Women who think their man watches porn cuz she ain't satisfying him, is wrong. She should talk ot him if she's worried that it's so.
Do I have a problem with pron? Maybe. But that's because of some dickhead who, some of you already know this and I'm not afraid to say it, abused me is many ways. Does my man understand this? Yes. Do I think he's unsatisfied? No. Impossible, my libido is way too high for that (lulz). Am I jealous when he looks at another woman? No. Because being faithful comes with a certain freedom, while respecting the grounds, one can still admire the view, no? Do I think he's cheating just cuz he dresses up? No, because he's trying to impress my mother, or does a soemthing extra for me and women prim themselves up too.
All that being said, I apologize for the novel guys. But I am a woman, with strong opinions who learned that a relationship is nothing like ''they'' say. ''They'' have been saying for years. People will believe it. Don't! There's a reason society has been trying to make us think we should act a certain way. It's called control. But that's another subject altogether and a bit extreme.
Just, don't believe all women actually think those things and don't think them as well.
Unless I'm the only sane one in a world where ''normal'' people are trying to make me look like a freak... | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:26 am | |
| I think we all pretty much all agree with you Shadie... but thanks for the essay anywho. xD | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:16 am | |
| - DarthShadie wrote:
- she will always be there to give you more if you show her you want more.
Tell that to Callin! The way he tells it, she's damn near frigid! | |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
| Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:10 am | |
| Shadie just did a Morrigan rant. Aye. Women who don't overcomplicate things are on my favourites list. | |
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