Uly's Porn

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Uly's Porn Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:03 am

So, in preparation for my new computer and the fact this one will probably be used by my mom or brother or something... I gotta delete all my porn folders. I only ever saved images. Video would take up too much space. Anyway, I tended to save images I liked and put them into a folder fitting a theme. Here they are in order, because that's fun.

Hairy girls(pubes, not armpits, I don't dig that) - 2.55 MB
Japanese girls - 4.5 MB
Emo girls - 8.93 MB
Katawa Shoujo sex scenes - 10.1 MB
Anal - 13.3 MB
Random images from 4chan - 13.7 MB
Milfs - 17.3 MB
Oral - 20.4 MB
Multiple girls - 23.2 MB
Skyrim nude mod screenshots - 31.5 MB
Regular sex - 32.3 MB
Facials - 49.7 MB
Nude models - 65.3 MB
Nude chicks(not models) - 77.3 MB
Lesbians - 84.1 MB
WoW Hentai - 333 MB
Hentai - 754 MB

TOTAL - ~1.5 GB

Spent quite some time putting this together... time to say goodbye, I spose... Sorry I didn't format it to make it look good. I didn't wanna spend forever on this!

The hentai folder actually has it's own folders... Maybe I'll include those in another post...

Subject: Re: Uly's Porn Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:46 am

Subject: Re: Uly's Porn Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:21 pm

I can't help but notice your "regular sex" folder... xD

Subject: Re: Uly's Porn Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:36 pm

What? I didn't know what to call it. Vaginal? Coitus folder? IT'S REGULAR SEX, OK!

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

Subject: Re: Uly's Porn Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:29 pm

1.5 GB? I thought it'd be like 25 GB...

Subject: Re: Uly's Porn Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:31 pm

Wow.

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People save porn?

Subject: Re: Uly's Porn Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:53 pm

Grimeth's Sister wrote:: Wow.

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People save porn?

I asked him the same question... he said it was for if he ever lost interwebs...

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Last year one of the mentally unable kids was caught for saving porn to his drive.... Oh man

Subject: Re: Uly's Porn Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:29 pm

Subject: Re: Uly's Porn Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:38 pm

Hentai subfolders. In order I saw them in the folder...

Athletic - 55.4 MB
Azasuke(artist) - 19.3 MB
Sex for cash - 15.4 MB
Swimsuits - 36.3 MB
Futanari - 93.6 MB
Ganguro - 65.3 MB
Girls with guns - 83.2 MB
General hentai - 31.6 MB
Bondage - 11.4 MB
Force - 4.08 MB
Nude hentai girls - 80.5
Revy(character) - 94.4 MB
Some name I can't remember(artist) - 11.4 MB
Spanking - 17 MB
Takitony(artist) - 11 MB
Panties around legs - 34.4 MB
Video game related - 29.4 MB
Virgins - 22.3 MB
Yuri - 37.3 MB
Bloody - 126 KB (has one image in here, didn't really get started on it)

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Not gonna ask

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Branch wrote:: Not gonna ask

You'll understand when you're older.

Subject: Re: Uly's Porn Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:55 pm

PandaBot wrote:

Branch wrote:: Not gonna ask

You'll understand when you're older.

I don't understand it nao... How dare you...

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Scott wrote:

PandaBot wrote:

Branch wrote:: Not gonna ask

You'll understand when you're older.

I don't understand it nao... How dare you...

You'll understand it when you're older. OMG!

Subject: Re: Uly's Porn Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:27 pm

PandaBot wrote:

Scott wrote:

PandaBot wrote:

Branch wrote:: Not gonna ask

You'll understand when you're older.

I don't understand it nao... How dare you...

You'll understand it when you're older. OMG!

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GET OLDER! NO ONE CAN!

Subject: Re: Uly's Porn Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:36 pm

Scott wrote:

PandaBot wrote:

Scott wrote:: I don't understand it nao...

You'll understand it when you're older. OMG!

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GET OLDER! NO ONE CAN!

aight Peter Pan

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Just reading the names makes me feel dirty.

OT Master Posts : 436 Join date : 2011-04-25 Age : 41

Question one: Where's the sex in space folder?

Question two: Where's the kama sutra folder?

Question three: where's the home video folder?

Question four: Can I has access to all of the above?

OOOOOOH no she did-int!

Subject: Re: Uly's Porn Tue Apr 24, 2012 3:40 am

DarthShadie wrote:: Question one: Where's the sex in space folder?

Question two: Where's the kama sutra folder?

Question three: where's the home video folder?

Question four: Can I has access to all of the above?

OOOOOOH no she did-int!

1. Good question...
2. He's racist...
3. Ouch... just... brutal.
4. yuz... ^__^

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

DarthShadie wrote:: Question one: Where's the sex in space folder?

Question two: Where's the kama sutra folder?

Question three: where's the home video folder?

Question four: Can I has access to all of the above?

OOOOOOH no she did-int!

Right in the social instability issue...

I'm beginning to like you more and more...

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

What's the appeal to hentai anyway?

You know you've lost all hope when you're so used to actual real nudes you have to find animated nudes.

Subject: Re: Uly's Porn Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:18 pm

Jetbounty wrote:: What's the appeal to hentai anyway?

You know you've lost all hope when you're so used to actual real nudes you have to find animated nudes.

Well, sometimes hentai goes the route that normal porn doesn't go... Hentai can be pretty fucking weird for weird people with weird fetishes. Like me.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Just wait... in 2015 there will be toy porn.......

Subject: Re: Uly's Porn Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:33 pm

Branch wrote:: Just wait... in 2015 there will be toy porn.......

Greatest weird porn to date... nugget porn... Oh man