The inactivity of this forum. | Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman | It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...
I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.
I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …
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Happy New Year! | Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott | Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"
~Scott
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+8CollaWars Scott Grimeth Burkman Ban-Anad Callin Branch Daroska 12 posters | |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
| Subject: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:43 am | |
| Be a Grimeth! be a Daroska! be a GiantSpiderGoat! do thee test today mon. http://animalinyou.com/test.phpPost thee results 'ere and iz be givin yer a choice selection of Grimeth fur clothing. - Spoiler:
Iz got de Bat result
This is a decidedly nonconformist creature, for as an airborne personality, the bat tends to look down at the conventions of the ground animals. And yet, since it is not a true bird and has not mastered the art of smooth controlled flight, it often appears awkward in social situations (hence the phrase "acting batty"). But as compensation for this social ungainliness, many bat personalities sport a built-in radar which enables them to intuitively read the motivations of others.
Identifying bat personalities is not difficult. Being nocturnal creatures, they come alive at night and can be spotted in underground clubs or dimly lit bars. They prefer the sanctuary of dark clothing and dark corners, and you'll never see a bat sporting a heavy tan. These are intelligent, spiritual, creative individuals who use their full range of senses (other than their poor eyesight) to carefully navigate their way through life.
Bats have a habit of flitting in and out of social situations, swooping down to interact briefly with others before quickly flying off to resume their bat lives. Unassertive and aloof, they'll take flight at the first hint of a confrontation to seek comfort in their personal spaces, generally decorated in unusual but expressive ways.
A sixth sense gives bats a number of advantages in their work, and their insightful nature enables them to understand others better than they understand themselves. This intuitiveness makes bats excellent psychiatrists, psychologists, social workers and palm readers. They respond poorly to direction however, and function best as a sole practitioners in their own business. Preferring to work at night and sleep by day, a bat's job must be flexible enough to accommodate these unusual hours. A creative streak often finds them in the design and architectural fields, and their unique relationship with dark caves makes you a natural archeologist or spelunker.
Although the bat's spiritual side is always on display, they are not overly emotional. Because of their unusual and sometimes awkward approach to life they can sometimes have difficulty finding companions. However, bats respond well to anyone who shares their philosophical perspective, and they love spending long hours in deep conversation. Once they have successfully located a partner, bats prove to be both dependable and committed companions.
It explains how I fit myself and a chinese sweat shop within Grimeth's limitless fur. I liek referencing Grimeth a lot. The thought of panda paws on keyboards is just so CUTE!
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| | | Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:51 am | |
| I aint no owl The owl is the tranquil face of the bird personalities. A creature of great integrity, its quiet demeanor accords it an air of mystery and diffidence. It is known as the serene, wise observer of human society. Always well groomed, it is a noble individual with elegantly chiseled features that border on the fine edge of beauty and homeliness. Its large eyes are often framed by handsome eyeglasses. Owls have developed quite a reputation for intelligence, but it's really their calm and insightful nature that gives this impression. Instead of an intellectual approach to life they use their deeper spiritual senses to guide them, and like their nocturnal cohorts, the bats, have a deeply philosophical bent. Spending much of their time in solitary pursuits, owls like to hole up in a quiet working environment and venture out only when necessary. They are not a playful creature. Only engaging in exercise and sport in order to keep physically fit, they avoid the more gregarious animal personalities like dogs, dolphins, and sea lions. Owls are not without their assertive side however, and they won't hesitate to use their razor-sharp tongue to settle an argument. Never the aggressor in a confrontation, they fight only when their survival or honor is at stake and have no desire for a prolonged or physical struggle. Owls espouse nonviolence, think logically, and argue persuasively. As an astute observer of human nature, owls are eminently suited to be judges or diplomats. Their trustworthiness and dependability find them in positions of responsibility, perhaps as bank managers, heads of state, or religious leaders. A conscientious worker, an owl takes responsibilities seriously, and when it accepts the burden of public office it does so with the grace and skill typical of the species. With an enormous capacity for hard work, owls achieve great things in almost any field they choose. This success doesn't always translate into financial rewards, but invariably satisfies their need to impart their wisdom to others. | |
| | | Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:28 am | |
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| | | Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:04 pm | |
| Lol... I be a fucking porcupine! YEASH! - Spoiler:
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Porcupine
Genus and species: Hystrix cristata
Collective Term: A prickle of porcupines
Careers and Hobbies Collections agent Bureaucrat Administrator Politician Reading Painting Movies Gossip Photography
Famous Porcupines Don Rickles Joan Rivers Bobcat Goldthwaite
Porcupines are physically small individuals with an over-abundance of attitude. Probably due to their lack of self-esteem, they have a tendency to seek comfort by putting others down and wit, sarcasm and ridicule are the primary weapons of its oftentimes disagreeable personality. Its reputation as a backstabber is somewhat undeserved, although it has no problem with gossiping about friends and foe alike.
In defense of the porcupine's actions, its barbs are not designed to cause permanent harm. Instead, they're intended as a preemptive attack to protect its own sensitive feelings, and if anyone is wounded by its thorny words the porcupine is quick to come to its victim's aid.
Like other rodent personalities, porcupines are opportunists and are resourceful and creative in their endeavors. Adept at taking advantage of others' mistakes, they are the first to jump on the bandwagon when an opportunity arises.
With their consciously minimalist lifestyle, porcupines' financial needs are limited to the bare essentials of living and their homes are unadorned but functional.
Unambiguous loners, porcupines prefer jobs that reward individual effort and avoid manual labor or work that demands mental concentration. However, if it's lucky enough to find a job that requires a biting tongue, it performs above the call of duty.
The porcupine displays the characteristically sharp mind and opportunistic lifestyle of the rodent personalities, but unable to function successfully in social situations it is limited in its career choices. Of course, a job like postal worker, DMV employee, and IRS agent, matches its prickly personality perfectly.
But it also says I could be an Otter or a Wild Cat... I like otters... They're cute... | |
| | | Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:02 pm | |
| I'm happy with my result.- Spoiler:
Rhinoceros
Genus and species: Diceros bicornis
Collective Term: A crash of rhinos
Careers and Hobbies Policeman Soldier Pro-sportsman Actor Golf Gambling Football Boxing
Famous Rhinos OJ Simpson Mike Tyson Marge Schott George Washington
Brawny and self-assured, these cantankerous beasts allow nothing to stand in their way. Unaccountably mistrustful of strangers, rhino personalities perceive themselves to be gentle and reasonable, but even they acknowledge that their periodic bouts of rage need to be brought under control. O.J. Simpson and Mike Tyson are typical rhinos. Admired by friends for their physical strength and loyalty, their inability to confront their demons inhibits their personal growth and alienates their public. So while rhinos are capable of immense passion, the combination of their insecurity and ardor has the potential to become a steamy romance, a masterful creative expression or a terrible explosion of temper.
With such a cantankerous personality the rhino's unpopularity is hardly surprising, and its bullying reputation is carefully cultivated to ensure the solitude it craves. Rhinos prefer staying close to home and never go looking for trouble, but can prove to be a dangerous creature with an uncontrollable temper. With their formidable bulk and tightly wound natures, even the most aggressive carnivore personalities give them a wide berth. When not engaged in physical activities, they prefer spending quiet time with their families or taking long walks with close friends.
Rhinos are proud of their girth and spend a great deal of time bulking up, either in the gym or grazing happily at their favorite restaurant. They have none of the subtlety or intelligence of their elephant colleagues, but do have a gift for smooth talk. Persuasive when making a point, they spice their conversation with curses and colorful language and have little interest in the finer thing in life. For all their faults, however, they have a uniquely engaging charm and their determination and grit engenders grudging respect from their colleagues.
Surprisingly delicate in bed, rhinos are skillful lovers. Although their tastes lean towards traditional physical pleasures, they occasionally love to express themselves in ways that will startle even the most jaded partner. The rhino yearns for a long-term mate who will put up with its aggressive behavior, but its inability to engage in intimacy makes it hard to find a willing partner. So it is reduced to settling for shallow and trifling relationships, and these inadequate encounters make the rhino even more cynical about relationships -- leading to self-fulfilling prophecies.
Getting to know a rhino can be an exhausting business, for it tends to rely on wordless forms of communication that must then be carefully interpreted. But rhinos will let you know in no uncertain terms when you have crossed the line. They do not suffer fools gladly and often hurt the ones they love.
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| | | Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:19 pm | |
| - Burkman wrote:
Famous Rhinos OJ Simpson Mike Tyson Marge Schott George Washington
I got Oprah and Lincoln | |
| | | Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| | | | Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:23 pm | |
| - Burkman wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
Famous Rhinos OJ Simpson Mike Tyson Marge Schott George Washington
I got Oprah and Lincoln I'll kill your wife and bite your ear off with my wooden teeth. xD Well I'll... ask you questions while setting a race free.... | |
| | | Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:27 pm | |
| I got the porcupine. Porcupines are physically small individuals with an over-abundance of attitude. Probably due to their lack of self-esteem, they have a tendency to seek comfort by putting others down and wit, sarcasm and ridicule are the primary weapons of its oftentimes disagreeable personality. Its reputation as a backstabber is somewhat undeserved, although it has no problem with gossiping about friends and foe alike. In defense of the porcupine's actions, its barbs are not designed to cause permanent harm. Instead, they're intended as a preemptive attack to protect its own sensitive feelings, and if anyone is wounded by its thorny words the porcupine is quick to come to its victim's aid. Like other rodent personalities, porcupines are opportunists and are resourceful and creative in their endeavors. Adept at taking advantage of others' mistakes, they are the first to jump on the bandwagon when an opportunity arises. With their consciously minimalist lifestyle, porcupines' financial needs are limited to the bare essentials of living and their homes are unadorned but functional. Unambiguous loners, porcupines prefer jobs that reward individual effort and avoid manual labor or work that demands mental concentration. However, if it's lucky enough to find a job that requires a biting tongue, it performs above the call of duty. The porcupine displays the characteristically sharp mind and opportunistic lifestyle of the rodent personalities, but unable to function successfully in social situations it is limited in its career choices. Of course, a job like postal worker, DMV employee, and IRS agent, matches its prickly personality perfectly. | |
| | | Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:12 pm | |
| Well hawt damn... Tiger... Careers and Hobbies : Trial Lawyer CEO Engineer Self-employed Adventure Sports Parties Action movies Famous Tigers: Jack Nicholson F. Lee Bailey James Bond Tiger Woods Tigers are handsome and powerful people with an innate self-confidence and elegance. There's a sense of immediacy and an aura of electricity that surrounds it, and when it walks into a room, something always seems about to happen. Once a tiger has found its groove, it focuses on its goal with a brightly burning intensity. Male tigers, when out of their element, are sometimes mistaken for beefcake, but when you see them in their offices wearing their power suits you realize that you're dealing with incisive, authoritarian individuals. In social situations, the tiger is an excellent host and there is no such thing as a casual party in its home. Guests can always expect a memorable occasion with an extravagance of food and drink, and yet, there is a distinct coldness to its den. Having sacrificed comfort for style, the tiger outfits its house with austere and modern furniture, and even the comfortably worn easy chairs are replaced every few years. Unlike the family oriented lion, tigers are solitary creatures who hate to lie around doing nothing. In this regard they have more in common with wildcats and leopards, who are always on the move. Because of this antisocial nature it can be difficult to discern a tiger's true motives, and they are considered unpredictable and enigmatic. They have a strong aversion to routine in their daily life, and their spontaneity and energy infect others who are graced with their presence. Tigers dislike small talk in the workplace and expect professionalism from coworkers, demanding the highest standards in their business dealings. With their killer instincts tigers could be excellent trial lawyers and have no hesitation in using aggression as an advantage. Acutely aware of their ability to intimidate, their single-mindedness enhances the tiger's reputation as a force to be reckoned with. Because of their preference for solitude, however, tigers are not natural leaders. While perfectly capable of assuming the role of a CEO, they prefer the challenges inherent in self-employment. Tiger businesses are invariably successful and cover a wide range of industries, from engineering to retailing. Read the bold Uly... and understand my distaste of unions. This also explains my success with teh womenz...
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| | | Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:14 pm | |
| - Sokka wrote:
- Lol... I be a fucking porcupine! YEASH!
- Spoiler:
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Porcupine
Genus and species: Hystrix cristata
Collective Term: A prickle of porcupines
Careers and Hobbies Collections agent Bureaucrat Administrator Politician Reading Painting Movies Gossip Photography
Famous Porcupines Don Rickles Joan Rivers Bobcat Goldthwaite
Porcupines are physically small individuals with an over-abundance of attitude. Probably due to their lack of self-esteem, they have a tendency to seek comfort by putting others down and wit, sarcasm and ridicule are the primary weapons of its oftentimes disagreeable personality. Its reputation as a backstabber is somewhat undeserved, although it has no problem with gossiping about friends and foe alike.
In defense of the porcupine's actions, its barbs are not designed to cause permanent harm. Instead, they're intended as a preemptive attack to protect its own sensitive feelings, and if anyone is wounded by its thorny words the porcupine is quick to come to its victim's aid.
Like other rodent personalities, porcupines are opportunists and are resourceful and creative in their endeavors. Adept at taking advantage of others' mistakes, they are the first to jump on the bandwagon when an opportunity arises.
With their consciously minimalist lifestyle, porcupines' financial needs are limited to the bare essentials of living and their homes are unadorned but functional.
Unambiguous loners, porcupines prefer jobs that reward individual effort and avoid manual labor or work that demands mental concentration. However, if it's lucky enough to find a job that requires a biting tongue, it performs above the call of duty.
The porcupine displays the characteristically sharp mind and opportunistic lifestyle of the rodent personalities, but unable to function successfully in social situations it is limited in its career choices. Of course, a job like postal worker, DMV employee, and IRS agent, matches its prickly personality perfectly.
But it also says I could be an Otter or a Wild Cat... I like otters... They're cute... lol Grim and Ban are two peas in a pod... | |
| | | Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:17 pm | |
| Funny how Tiger Woods is a Tiger.... keep the golf clubs locked up Scott | |
| | | Burkman Perfect Stranger
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| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:19 pm | |
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| | | Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:19 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Funny how Tiger Woods is a Tiger.... keep the golf clubs locked up Scott
I t'aint a black celeb... I'm just a black irishman lookin' fer luv. | |
| | | Ban-Anad BananaGod
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| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:23 pm | |
| - Burkman wrote:
- I'm a Rhino.
Good for you... | |
| | | Branch The Fabulous
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| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:38 pm | |
| I got tiger on my second try | |
| | | CollaWars Arcane Warrior
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| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:22 pm | |
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| | | Grimeth Sad Panda
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| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:24 pm | |
| - CollaWars wrote:
- Porcupine.
Porcupine pack, roll out! | |
| | | Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:27 pm | |
| - PirateGrimeth wrote:
- CollaWars wrote:
- Porcupine.
Porcupine pack, roll out! Porcupines don't roll. | |
| | | Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:27 pm | |
| - Burkman wrote:
- PirateGrimeth wrote:
- CollaWars wrote:
- Porcupine.
Porcupine pack, roll out! Porcupines don't roll. I know for a fact that porcupines roll. | |
| | | CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:31 pm | |
| Me and Grimeth. | |
| | | Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:33 pm | |
| - PirateGrimeth wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
- PirateGrimeth wrote:
- CollaWars wrote:
- Porcupine.
Porcupine pack, roll out! Porcupines don't roll. I know for a fact that porcupines roll. Maybe where you come from. Here, porcupines don't exist. We ate them all. | |
| | | Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: The Animal In Yer Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:35 pm | |
| - Burkman wrote:
- PirateGrimeth wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
Porcupines don't roll. I know for a fact that porcupines roll. Maybe where you come from. Here, porcupines don't exist. We ate them all. Boy, that must've hurt coming out... | |
| | | Burkman Perfect Stranger
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