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Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...
I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.
I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"
Subject: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:30 am
We got explicit permission from teh German Smoked Beer company Schlenkerla to use their product yaye, hurray Technically paid product placement, but in this case, free product placement lol
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:05 pm
Upperclass? Martinis are for gurls... no offense Shadie...
lol That boss would be good at sarcastaball...
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:09 pm
Scott wrote:
Upperclass? Martinis are for gurls... no offense Shadie...
lol That boss would be good at sarcastaball...
My favorite drink happens to be a Martini(-based cocktail)... 2 oz. Vodka 2-3 oz. Gin 1-1/2 oz. White Rum served shaken over crushed ice and with a lime zest.
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:11 pm
Ban-Anad wrote:
Scott wrote:
Upperclass? Martinis are for gurls... no offense Shadie...
lol That boss would be good at sarcastaball...
My favorite drink happens to be a Martini(-based cocktail)... 2 oz. Vodka 2-3 oz. Gin 1-1/2 oz. White Rum served shaken over crushed ice and with a lime zest.
loluizagurl...
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:02 pm
Scott wrote:
Ban-Anad wrote:
Scott wrote:
Upperclass? Martinis are for gurls... no offense Shadie...
lol That boss would be good at sarcastaball...
My favorite drink happens to be a Martini(-based cocktail)... 2 oz. Vodka 2-3 oz. Gin 1-1/2 oz. White Rum served shaken over crushed ice and with a lime zest.
loluizagurl...
You try and drink more than two-three of these at a time, you tell me where you end up waking up...
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:33 pm
But isn't that what tequila is for? Getting drunk and passing out from Martinis is lame. Also, you must have a low constitution for so little to knock you out.
CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:40 pm
Ban is quite the light weight it seems.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:53 pm
CollaWars wrote:
Ban is quite the light weight it seems.
No, it's just that once your pass the third mark you kinda stop counting... I've made it to five of those at a time and then remember a whole bottle's worth of tequila shots... Then I woke up at the pier... Long story...
Plus, that thing is pure alcohol... Especially if you do it with more gin and rum...
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:09 pm
Pure alcohol? Bitch please, that ain't no grain alcohol. You ever heard of a thing called Everclear?
151-190 proof. Can range from 75% to 95% alchol. Martinis are generally around the 32% area. Illegal to sell in 16 states. And Pennsylvania isn't one of them.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:32 pm
Burkman wrote:
Pure alcohol? Bitch please, that ain't no grain alcohol. You ever heard of a thing called Everclear?
151-190 proof. Can range from 75% to 95% alchol. Martinis are generally around the 32% area. Illegal to sell in 16 states. And Pennsylvania isn't one of them.
Dude... Us Bulgarians are kings of high-octane alcohol... Ракия- as a tradition cannot be less that 80% alcohol and most people, yes it's generally home-brewed, make it no less than 90% out of pure pride. It's made of plumbs, pears, apples, grapes, grain, corn... I even knew a guy who's grandfather made it out of tomatoes...
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:34 pm
Bitch, I drink industrial strength alcohol straight.
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:37 pm
Burkman wrote:
Pure alcohol? Bitch please, that ain't no grain alcohol. You ever heard of a thing called Everclear?
151-190 proof. Can range from 75% to 95% alchol. Martinis are generally around the 32% area. Illegal to sell in 16 states. And Pennsylvania isn't one of them.
This is the stuff that had me wake up on a bridge in the middle of winter with my iPod in hand... good times...
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:45 pm
Ban-Anad wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Pure alcohol? Bitch please, that ain't no grain alcohol. You ever heard of a thing called Everclear?
151-190 proof. Can range from 75% to 95% alchol. Martinis are generally around the 32% area. Illegal to sell in 16 states. And Pennsylvania isn't one of them.
Dude... Us Bulgarians are kings of high-octane alcohol... Ракия- as a tradition cannot be less that 80% alcohol and most people, yes it's generally home-brewed, make it no less than 90% out of pure pride. It's made of plumbs, pears, apples, grapes, grain, corn... I even knew a guy who's grandfather made it out of tomatoes...
I think Tennessee moonshine (Everclear) has you beat...
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:16 pm
Scott wrote:
Ban-Anad wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Pure alcohol? Bitch please, that ain't no grain alcohol. You ever heard of a thing called Everclear?
151-190 proof. Can range from 75% to 95% alchol. Martinis are generally around the 32% area. Illegal to sell in 16 states. And Pennsylvania isn't one of them.
Dude... Us Bulgarians are kings of high-octane alcohol... Ракия- as a tradition cannot be less that 80% alcohol and most people, yes it's generally home-brewed, make it no less than 90% out of pure pride. It's made of plumbs, pears, apples, grapes, grain, corn... I even knew a guy who's grandfather made it out of tomatoes...
I think Tennessee moonshine (Everclear) has you beat...
Do not underestimate our (alcohol's) power...
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:16 pm
Ban-Anad wrote:
Scott wrote:
Ban-Anad wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Pure alcohol? Bitch please, that ain't no grain alcohol. You ever heard of a thing called Everclear?
151-190 proof. Can range from 75% to 95% alchol. Martinis are generally around the 32% area. Illegal to sell in 16 states. And Pennsylvania isn't one of them.
Dude... Us Bulgarians are kings of high-octane alcohol... Ракия- as a tradition cannot be less that 80% alcohol and most people, yes it's generally home-brewed, make it no less than 90% out of pure pride. It's made of plumbs, pears, apples, grapes, grain, corn... I even knew a guy who's grandfather made it out of tomatoes...
I think Tennessee moonshine (Everclear) has you beat...
Do not underestimate our (alcohol's) power...
Don't underestimate ours.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:24 pm
Burkman wrote:
Ban-Anad wrote:
Scott wrote:
I think Tennessee moonshine (Everclear) has you beat...
Do not underestimate our (alcohol's) power...
Don't underestimate ours.
We've been making our kind of moonshine waaaay beofre you even had a country to make yours in... When I think about it... We've been making our kind of moonshine before there was an America to colonise... So... Who's got the experience?
Branch The Fabulous
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Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:32 pm
Scott's point is invalid.
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:43 pm
Ban-Anad wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Ban-Anad wrote:
Scott wrote:
I think Tennessee moonshine (Everclear) has you beat...
Do not underestimate our (alcohol's) power...
Don't underestimate ours.
We've been making our kind of moonshine waaaay beofre you even had a country to make yours in... When I think about it... We've been making our kind of moonshine before there was an America to colonise... So... Who's got the experience?
Is this a competition now? Get the over yourself, douche. I don't care who did it first. Moonshine is still moonshine. If you guys call it something else, then it ain't moonshine.
Besides, Scots/Irish brought that shit over here.
Scott Warlord
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Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:01 pm
Branch wrote:
Scott's point is invalid.
How else do you think he get's women...
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:10 pm
Ban-Anad wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Ban-Anad wrote:
Scott wrote:
I think Tennessee moonshine (Everclear) has you beat...
Do not underestimate our (alcohol's) power...
Don't underestimate ours.
We've been making our kind of moonshine waaaay beofre you even had a country to make yours in... When I think about it... We've been making our kind of moonshine before there was an America to colonise... So... Who's got the experience?
Well ok... let's come to an agreement here... pure ethanol is the same no matter where it's made. :P
Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:54 pm
Scott wrote:
Branch wrote:
Scott's point is invalid.
How else do you think he get's women...
By being Sean Connery.
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:04 pm
Branch wrote:
Scott wrote:
Branch wrote:
Scott's point is invalid.
How else do you think he get's women...
By being Sean Connery.
But... James Bond is just a character... he can't just use Sean Connery's powers... there has to be an explanation...
CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:07 pm
I drink diet 7 Up with rubbing alcohol.
DarthShadie OT Master
Posts : 436 Join date : 2011-04-25 Age : 41
Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:12 am
SCOTTNo offense taken yaye, hurray
BURKMAN Moonshine you say, Frank invented a Moonrise similar to it. It's on my website.
GUYS You want a variety of alcoholic drinks to choose from, that are new and different, I'll be annoying and tell you to visit my alcohol page at the biinky productions website.
GUYS alcohol does NOT get girls into bed. For me it was Frank singing to me hehe He sang ''Lady'' from Styx. I swooned lol
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: Down Time with German Smoked Beer! Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:38 am
yaye, hurray Technically paid product placement, but in this case, free product placement lol
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