A man shrouded in mystery, known as The Father of the OT, the Mother of the OT, the weird ass Uncle who takes care of the OT on the weekends but he always buys me a game when I visit so he's alright. The man I speak of, is Scott. We managed to get a quick interview in with Scott about his ever so vague personal life.
Wilbs: Tell us a little about your personal life Scott.
Scott: Fuck you.
There you have it. A brief look into Scott's life outside the OT. But, what exactly was Scott doing BEFORE the OT?
Scott was born in Wyoming in 1988. Son of Leon and Marietta Cartwright. Scott worked long days on his family farm. When he wasn't working, he was actively worshipping in his local Jewish temple. As an active choir boy, Scott had the voice of an angel. He went on to place 2nd in his 4th grade talent show at Malcolm X Elementary. A predominately black school.
Scott had his first big break on February 31st 1999 when he was selected as the first place winner in a poetry contest his school sponsored. Scott was now on his way to Hollywood to fulfill his dreams as a professional shoe shiner.
Wilbs: So tell us a little bit about how you were planning on going about your shoe shining occupation.
Scott: That isn't what I wanted to do I wanted to be an electric engine---
Scott's Shoe shining career took off like a jet. He was voted Time's #1 shoe shiner of 2004.
Wilbs: Did you ever once consider just how big your shoe shining career would take off?
Scott: I wasn't a shoe sh---
But in 2008. Scott was struck with tragedy. In a cold August morning, he was working in his shoe shining factory. When his legs got caught in a shoe... Shining... Machine...(?)
Scott had to endure several hardships over the course of his injury, people mocked him, abused him, and wouldn't let him join in all the reindeer games.
Wilbs: Scott, you obviously had an extremely tough time with your injury, can you tell us a little bit about the inspirations that helped you get through this?
Scott: I still have both my le---
In 2009 Scott met his girlfriend. Daisy Candy. But unfortunately, the love did not last long. Candy filed charges claiming that he physically abused her. He was later charged with misdemeanor battery to which he pleaded no contest and was given a year's suspended sentence, two years' probation and a $2,800 fine. He finally hit rock bottom in May 2010 when he was hospitalized in Thousand Oaks, California, following a near-fatal drug overdose. Later that month, he was ordered back to the drug rehab center, which he had previously left after one day.
Wilbs: Do you and Candy still keep in touch Scott?
Scott: I don't even know a person named Ca--
Murder: Noun - The unlawful killing of one human by another, especially with premeditated malice.
The Dark One returns.
9/11 was an inside job.