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Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...
I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.
I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"
Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:24 pm
CollaWars wrote:
Ban-Anad wrote:
Mine Turtle wrote:
Tried to hijack a horse in ACIII, then the horse blasted upwards like a firework and probably went to outer space.
F'ing Glitches
Yeah... It's more fun when people do that...
In other news, I blew up half my compound in Tekkit... The old house and sorting facility are now just a big crater... Collateral damage was minimal- the Geothermal Facility next door did not have a scratch on it but the Power Relay tower needs a couple blocks replaced, good thing I was about to move it anyway...
Also, some guy tried to assassinate one of our politicians today (in Bulgaria), but his gun jammed... He was then beaten up by said politician and his bodyguards... Fun times...
I heard it was staged and was a gas pistol.
It was a gas pistol. It wasn't staged... But I'm really surprised this made world news...
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:59 am
Wait wait wait... somebody tried to assassinate somebody... with a gas pistol? That dude... is a retard...
Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:05 am
you are talking about the Banana Homeworld.....
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:18 am
Burkman wrote:
Wait wait wait... somebody tried to assassinate somebody... with a gas pistol? That dude... is a retard...
Perhaps I should explain the physics of pressure to you...
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:22 am
Callin wrote:
you are talking about the Banana Homeworld.....
Don't know if I should be offended by this or...?
And yes Burky... The guy was obviously not all there, seeing how it was a conference with (what we consider as) top notch security... That and the pistol, which could have done significant damage from point blank in the face...
There was footage on national news of him curled in a ball while security personnel were piling on him american football style...
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:41 am
Scott wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Wait wait wait... somebody tried to assassinate somebody... with a gas pistol? That dude... is a retard...
Perhaps I should explain the physics of pressure to you...
Gas pistols are non-lethal no matter how you put it. AKA Airsoft. Can you kill somebody with an Airsoft gun? It'd be pretty damn hard to do that. Sure, they hurt an ass ton, but not actually enough to kill somebody even at point blank.
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:47 am
Burkman wrote:
Scott wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Wait wait wait... somebody tried to assassinate somebody... with a gas pistol? That dude... is a retard...
Perhaps I should explain the physics of pressure to you...
Gas pistols are non-lethal no matter how you put it.
Again you don't seem to know much about projectiles and pressure... give me a fucking squirt gun, 8 penny nail, and a pair of wire cutters and I'll give you something that will damn near go thru a man. And yes... you can use airsoft weapons with lethal intent.
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:53 am
Scott wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Scott wrote:
Perhaps I should explain the physics of pressure to you...
Gas pistols are non-lethal no matter how you put it.
Again you don't seem to know much about projectiles and pressure... give me a fucking squirt gun, 8 penny nail, and a pair of wire cutters and I'll give you something that will damn near go thru a man. And yes... you can use airsoft weapons with lethal intent.
I know enough from experience, dude. Sure, you can use them with lethal intent, but it doesn't mean IT WILL ACTUALLY SUCCEED. Scott, I think that a lot of times, you are talking out your ass.
I got hit in the face with gas powered airsoft guns point blank. All I got out of it was a stinging pain and some clear red marks on my face.
The point is, is that this guy was probably using a regular ol' gas pistol, non-jury rigged and all that. So if the guy's gun didn't jam, the worst that could happen is a messed up face.
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:15 am
Now that we settled this in Steam...
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:34 am
Well I see this sparked a fair bit of discussion... As I said, the guy is obviously not the wisest of assassins...
Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:54 pm
Was just making a joke lol
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:13 pm
Callin wrote:
Was just making a joke lol
We all are... Scott and Burkman got a little overzealous, but it's ok...
CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:17 pm
I have information from a reliable source that it was staged.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:34 pm
CollaWars wrote:
I have information from a reliable source that it was staged.
And I have information from a reliable source that you can go fuck yourself...
CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:11 pm
Ban is in on the conspiracy, I can't say anymore lest I want a face full of tear gas.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:19 pm
CollaWars wrote:
Ban is in on the conspiracy, I can't say anymore lest I want a face full of tear gas.
I'm not... I'm not gonna let Uly fart in your face...
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:29 pm
Oh please, I fart methane.
CollaWars Arcane Warrior
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Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:34 pm
Grimeth Sad Panda
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Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:21 am
I was spending the night at my older sister's and her boyfriends house tonight, and as we were watching a movie my sister yawns and says she's going to bed. Now, her boyfriend (we shall call him Evil Robert) was already up and about walking around. He decided to follow her into the room and close the door. Before it closed though... we made eye contact, and I knew, and he knew I knew. He was getting a blowjob. I decided to just go to bed cause I was just sitting out there all alone.... After 5 minutes he comes back out and plays xbox...
TL;DR Evil Robert got a blowjob from my sister while I was in the next room.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:09 am
Grimeth wrote:
I was spending the night at my older sister's and her boyfriends house tonight, and as we were watching a movie my sister yawns and says she's going to bed. Now, her boyfriend (we shall call him Evil Robert) was already up and about walking around. He decided to follow her into the room and close the door. Before it closed though... we made eye contact, and I knew, and he knew I knew. He was getting a blowjob. I decided to just go to bed cause I was just sitting out there all alone.... After 5 minutes he comes back out and plays xbox...
TL;DR Evil Robert got a blowjob from my sister while I was in the next room.
*Takes out therapist notebook and Freudian beard* And how does that make you feel?
Callin I have a title
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Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:47 am
lets hope its not jealousy...
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:27 am
Grimeth wrote:
I was spending the night at my older sister's and her boyfriends house tonight, and as we were watching a movie my sister yawns and says she's going to bed. Now, her boyfriend (we shall call him Evil Robert) was already up and about walking around. He decided to follow her into the room and close the door. Before it closed though... we made eye contact, and I knew, and he knew I knew. He was getting a blowjob. I decided to just go to bed cause I was just sitting out there all alone.... After 5 minutes he comes back out and plays xbox...
TL;DR Evil Robert got a blowjob from my sister while I was in the next room.
5 minutes? What a fucking loser. A real man can get off in hours and still keep going even after reaching climax.
Boba Talz
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Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:09 am
Grimeth wrote:
I was spending the night at my older sister's and her boyfriends house tonight, and as we were watching a movie my sister yawns and says she's going to bed. Now, her boyfriend (we shall call him Evil Robert) was already up and about walking around. He decided to follow her into the room and close the door. Before it closed though... we made eye contact, and I knew, and he knew I knew. He was getting a blowjob. I decided to just go to bed cause I was just sitting out there all alone.... After 5 minutes he comes back out and plays xbox...
TL;DR Evil Robert got a blowjob from my sister while I was in the next room.
Shoot him.
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:56 am
Grimeth wrote:
I was spending the night at my older sister's and her boyfriends house tonight, and as we were watching a movie my sister yawns and says she's going to bed. Now, her boyfriend (we shall call him Evil Robert) was already up and about walking around. He decided to follow her into the room and close the door. Before it closed though... we made eye contact, and I knew, and he knew I knew. He was getting a blowjob. I decided to just go to bed cause I was just sitting out there all alone.... After 5 minutes he comes back out and plays xbox...
TL;DR Evil Robert got a blowjob from my sister while I was in the next room.
Ask him how it went... make it awkward for him...
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: L12PW: A Very Krogan Christmas Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:15 pm
It seems that I missed last weekend's challenge. Oh well, I'll get the next one done. Also, where the balls is Uly?
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