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Boba
Talz
Posts : 3160
Join date : 2011-04-22
Location : New Hampshire.
| Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine  Sun Apr 07, 2013 6:34 pm | |
| Can someone explain the meaning of humanity to me. | |
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Matured Yoshikage Kira
OT Crime Lord
Posts : 916
Join date : 2012-08-01
Age : 29
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Sun Apr 07, 2013 8:26 pm | |
| - Boba wrote:
- Can someone explain the meaning of humanity to me.
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
Posts : 6603
Join date : 2011-02-12
Age : 32
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Callin
I have a title
Posts : 2800
Join date : 2011-12-02
Age : 42
Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:03 am | |
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Ulyaoth
Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358
Join date : 2011-04-19
Age : 36
Location : Hampton, Virginia
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:37 pm | |
| Ralph the Wonder Llama gets on steam sometimes. We haven't seen him in a coon's age. I want to message him, but in my heart of hearts... uly knows... he does not wish to speak with the OT.
At least... not... uly... | |
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Callin
I have a title
Posts : 2800
Join date : 2011-12-02
Age : 42
Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:49 pm | |
| I had a dream about Uly yesterday. I just showed up at his house and said "Get in the car Robert." He said i dont know you and i was always told not to get in cars with strangers so i replied with "GODDAMNIT ULY GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!" and he did. We went to a local coffee shop and I got him a female friend to help him with his people/girl skills. Then I left | |
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Ulyaoth
Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358
Join date : 2011-04-19
Age : 36
Location : Hampton, Virginia
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:24 pm | |
| And this female "friend" talked to uly for a bit but then said her goodbyes because it was mostly just her trying to get conversations going and uly having nothing much to contribute and then we were both just sitting there in silence and she was bored out of her mind. | |
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
Posts : 6603
Join date : 2011-02-12
Age : 32
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:39 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- And this female "friend" talked to uly for a bit but then said her goodbyes because it was mostly just her trying to get conversations going and uly having nothing much to contribute and then we were both just sitting there in silence and she was bored out of her mind.
Just ask her questions about her... Start with "How are you?" and work up from there... | |
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Scott
Warlord
Posts : 11279
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 35
Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:35 pm | |
| Pessimism never wins a lady... but hookers love the challenge. | |
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Ulyaoth
Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358
Join date : 2011-04-19
Age : 36
Location : Hampton, Virginia
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:00 pm | |
| I got my hair cut at a place where students do the haircuts. I've done it before and it went alright... but... I feel like the person who did my hair today did it all wrong... my hair is too long in places... and it's longer on one side than the other on the side of my head, and more than just slightly. I don't think it's noticeable... but...
I mean, my head is mostly shaved! How did this happen! It can't be one of the more difficult haircuts... | |
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Matured Yoshikage Kira
OT Crime Lord
Posts : 916
Join date : 2012-08-01
Age : 29
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:07 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- I got my hair cut at a place where students do the haircuts. I've done it before and it went alright... but... I feel like the person who did my hair today did it all wrong... my hair is too long in places... and it's longer on one side than the other on the side of my head, and more than just slightly. I don't think it's noticeable... but...
I mean, my head is mostly shaved! How did this happen! It can't be one of the more difficult haircuts... Oh Stop being such a bitch about hair, some people in Hiroshima can't have their hair grow because of the bomb  | |
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Grimeth
Sad Panda
Posts : 2569
Join date : 2011-02-16
Age : 27
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:35 pm | |
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- Ulyaoth wrote:
- I got my hair cut at a place where students do the haircuts. I've done it before and it went alright... but... I feel like the person who did my hair today did it all wrong... my hair is too long in places... and it's longer on one side than the other on the side of my head, and more than just slightly. I don't think it's noticeable... but...
I mean, my head is mostly shaved! How did this happen! It can't be one of the more difficult haircuts...
Oh Stop being such a bitch about hair, some people in Hiroshima can't have their hair grow because of the bomb Don't be a dick. | |
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Callin
I have a title
Posts : 2800
Join date : 2011-12-02
Age : 42
Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:38 pm | |
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Ulyaoth
Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358
Join date : 2011-04-19
Age : 36
Location : Hampton, Virginia
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:10 pm | |
| You hush, burkman. I forced myself to go out... and go to the place I usually get my hair cut... and the barber... she told me that I wasn't just being paranoid. My hair was indeed messed up. They almost completely forgot the top back part of my head, which I KNEW felt too long and it was uneven and stuff. Anyway, I got that second haircut... and it looks good now... I'm glad I went. I knew my hair wasn't right... It was just... it was bad, ok. | |
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Branch
The Fabulous
Posts : 7918
Join date : 2011-01-27
Age : 26
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:21 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- You hush, burkman. I forced myself to go out... and go to the place I usually get my hair cut... and the barber... she told me that I wasn't just being paranoid. My hair was indeed messed up. They almost completely forgot the top back part of my head, which I KNEW felt too long and it was uneven and stuff. Anyway, I got that second haircut... and it looks good now... I'm glad I went. I knew my hair wasn't right... It was just... it was bad, ok.
That was Mine that said that.... | |
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Matured Yoshikage Kira
OT Crime Lord
Posts : 916
Join date : 2012-08-01
Age : 29
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Callin
I have a title
Posts : 2800
Join date : 2011-12-02
Age : 42
Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:39 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- You hush, burkman. I forced myself to go out... and go to the place I usually get my hair cut... and the barber... she told me that I wasn't just being paranoid. My hair was indeed messed up. They almost completely forgot the top back part of my head, which I KNEW felt too long and it was uneven and stuff. Anyway, I got that second haircut... and it looks good now... I'm glad I went. I knew my hair wasn't right... It was just... it was bad, ok.
no you just wanted to feel that sweet sweet caress of her hands in your hair. feel her boobs as she presses into you to get at your hair. thats why i get hair cuts. | |
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Scott
Warlord
Posts : 11279
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 35
Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:51 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- You hush, burkman. I forced myself to go out... and go to the place I usually get my hair cut... and the barber... she told me that I wasn't just being paranoid. My hair was indeed messed up. They almost completely forgot the top back part of my head, which I KNEW felt too long and it was uneven and stuff. Anyway, I got that second haircut... and it looks good now... I'm glad I went. I knew my hair wasn't right... It was just... it was bad, ok.
no you just wanted to feel that sweet sweet caress of her hands in your hair. feel her boobs as she presses into you to get at your hair.
thats why i get hair cuts. ^ | |
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
Posts : 6603
Join date : 2011-02-12
Age : 32
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:54 am | |
| Some barbers just can't keep a steady hand... I've nearly had my ear cut off by one of them...
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Scott
Warlord
Posts : 11279
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 35
Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:56 am | |
| - Ban-Anad wrote:
- Some barbers just can't keep a steady hand... I've nearly had my ear cut off by one of them...
I'm sure that was no accident... | |
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
Posts : 6603
Join date : 2011-02-12
Age : 32
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:46 am | |
| - Scott wrote:
- Ban-Anad wrote:
- Some barbers just can't keep a steady hand... I've nearly had my ear cut off by one of them...
I'm sure that was no accident... The result was me missing my left sideburn, along with a wound where he actually cut the skin... And providing a laugh with it at school... | |
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Burkman
Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437
Join date : 2011-02-23
Age : 80
Location : The Moon
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:25 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- You hush, burkman. I forced myself to go out... and go to the place I usually get my hair cut... and the barber... she told me that I wasn't just being paranoid. My hair was indeed messed up. They almost completely forgot the top back part of my head, which I KNEW felt too long and it was uneven and stuff. Anyway, I got that second haircut... and it looks good now... I'm glad I went. I knew my hair wasn't right... It was just... it was bad, ok.
I didn't say anything, dammit. | |
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Callin
I have a title
Posts : 2800
Join date : 2011-12-02
Age : 42
Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:01 am | |
| well this used to be my hair style up till i was a teenager  | |
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
Posts : 6603
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Age : 32
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:54 am | |
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- well this used to be my hair style up till i was a teenager
COOTER! lolololol | |
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Callin
I have a title
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| | Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:57 am | |
| i want to go back to that but the wife absolutely REFUSES | |
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