Why doesn't Branch like me?

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:58 pm

Guardian Scott wrote:: Alright... getting serious about this thread... what are some reasons that Branch could dislike Vasey?

A. No shower...
B. Didn't brush teeth...
C. Didn't use deodorant...

I think Branch might have a sensitive nose...

This makes me sad.

I smell flowery fresh.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:03 pm

Vaseline wrote:

Guardian Scott wrote:: Alright... getting serious about this thread... what are some reasons that Branch could dislike Vasey?

A. No shower...
B. Didn't brush teeth...
C. Didn't use deodorant...

I think Branch might have a sensitive nose...

This makes me sad.

I smell flowery fresh.

Then we keep throwing out ideas..

A. Are you stuck up?
B. Are you a smoker? (a lot of people hate this one)
C. Do you snore?

PS: I've known some stinky flowers. Daisey in particular...

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:15 pm

Guardian Scott wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Guardian Scott wrote:: Alright... getting serious about this thread... what are some reasons that Branch could dislike Vasey?

A. No shower...
B. Didn't brush teeth...
C. Didn't use deodorant...

I think Branch might have a sensitive nose...

This makes me sad.

I smell flowery fresh.

Then we keep throwing out ideas..

A. Are you stuck up?
B. Are you a smoker? (a lot of people hate this one)
C. Do you snore?

PS: I've known some stinky flowers. Daisey in particular...

I smell nice!

A. No, not stuck up at all.
B. Never smoked and don't intend to, ever.
C. No. Well, not that I know of...

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:29 pm

Then I'm out of ideas... maybe it's out of spite...

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:33 pm

Branch smells.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:35 pm

Vaseline wrote:: Branch smells.

He's jealous of your nice smell? I suppose that's possible...

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:47 pm

Guardian Scott wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: Branch smells.

He's jealous of your nice smell? I suppose that's possible...

Oh wow, we've finally came to a solution.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:12 pm

Vaseline wrote:

Guardian Scott wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: Branch smells.

He's jealous of your nice smell? I suppose that's possible...

Oh wow, we've finally came to a solution.

It's not fun if you just know the answer... >.>

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:48 pm

Guardian Scott wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Guardian Scott wrote:: He's jealous of your nice smell? I suppose that's possible...

Oh wow, we've finally came to a solution.

It's not fun if you just know the answer... >.>

Oh....

OH DAMN....

WHY DOESN'T BRANCH LIKE ME Sad

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30

Vaseline wrote:

Guardian Scott wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: Oh wow, we've finally came to a solution.

It's not fun if you just know the answer... >.>

Oh....

OH DAMN....

WHY DOESN'T BRANCH LIKE ME Sad

Better question: Why do you want him to like you?

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 3:35 pm

Vaseline wrote:

Guardian Scott wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: Oh wow, we've finally came to a solution.

It's not fun if you just know the answer... >.>

Oh....

OH DAMN....

WHY DOESN'T BRANCH LIKE ME Sad

The obvious answer is that he is afraid of the English.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:00 pm

PJsnaks wrote:: Better question: Why do you want him to like you?

Because I want everyone to like me!

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:: The obvious answer is that he is afraid of the English.

This makes me sad.

Sad

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:03 pm

Vaseline wrote:

PJsnaks wrote:: Better question: Why do you want him to like you?

Because I want everyone to like me!

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:: The obvious answer is that he is afraid of the English.

This makes me sad.

Sad

I mean, David Bowie is afraid of Americans, it's not too big a stretch is it?

But I could be wrong, I'm surprised Branch hasn't said anything for himself.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:08 pm

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

PJsnaks wrote:: Better question: Why do you want him to like you?

Because I want everyone to like me!

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:: The obvious answer is that he is afraid of the English.

This makes me sad.

Sad

I mean, David Bowie is afraid of Americans, it's not too big a stretch is it?

But I could be wrong, I'm surprised Branch hasn't said anything for himself.

So am I.

Just goes to show that he really musn't like me!

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:13 pm

Vaseline wrote:

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: Because I want everyone to like me!

This makes me sad.

I mean, David Bowie is afraid of Americans, it's not too big a stretch is it?

But I could be wrong, I'm surprised Branch hasn't said anything for himself.

So am I.

Just goes to show that he really musn't like me!

Looking at the glass as full, perhaps he simply hasn't been able to express in words how glad he is you showed up here.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:22 pm

ok WTF happened while I was gone?

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Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:07 pm

Branch wrote:

:afro:

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Vaseline wrote:

Branch wrote:

:afro:

:dancefoo_dance

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:11 pm

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Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:58 pm

Any way I'm still face palm about this

Subject: Ahem! Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:01 pm

I think my title should be Liberator of Cuba, the rest of the community will agree.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30

Hay vase, at least Branch like's your avatar

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:46 pm

Branch wrote:: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _________
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ./ It’s a trap! \
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _,,,--~~~~~~~~--,_ . . . .\ ._________/
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,-‘ : : : :::: :::: :: : : : : :º ‘-, . . \/. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .,-‘ :: : : :::: :::: :::: :::: : : : ‘-, . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . ,-‘ :: ::: :: : : :: :::: :::: :: : : : : :O ‘-, . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .,-‘ : :: :: :: :: :: : : : : : , : : :º :::: :::: ::’; . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . .,-‘ / / : :: :: :: :: : : :::: :::-, ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;\ . . . . . . . .
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THAT is fairly impressive.