Why doesn't Branch like me?

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

:suspect:

I bet he's playing hard to get.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:54 pm

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:44 am

I want everyone to like me!

Not in a creepy, stalker way like Vidgamer though.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:45 am

Vaseline wrote:: I want everyone to like me!

Not in a creepy, stalker way like Vidgamer though.

Sort of like this?

No offense intended by the way, I kid, I kid.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:54 am

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: I want everyone to like me!

Not in a creepy, stalker way like Vidgamer though.

Sort of like this?

No offense intended by the way, I kid, I kid.

I've never seen or read LOTR so I don't get it...

Sad

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Vaseline wrote:

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: I want everyone to like me!

Not in a creepy, stalker way like Vidgamer though.

Sort of like this?

No offense intended by the way, I kid, I kid.

I've never seen or read LOTR so I don't get it...

Sad

:suspect: Crazy Brits.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:47 pm

Grimeth wrote:: :suspect: Crazy Brits.

Hey Grimmieeeee I love you

I still haven't found out why Branch dislikes me.

Sad

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Vaseline wrote:

Grimeth wrote:: :suspect: Crazy Brits.

Hey Grimmieeeee I love you

I still haven't found out why Branch dislikes me.

Sad

Maybe he's gay?

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:33 pm

Grimeth wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Grimeth wrote:: :suspect: Crazy Brits.

Hey Grimmieeeee I love you

I still haven't found out why Branch dislikes me.

Sad

Maybe he's gay?

Oooh maybe.

Or a little confused - he is young after all.

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Vaseline wrote:

Grimeth wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: Hey Grimmieeeee

I still haven't found out why Branch dislikes me.

Maybe he's gay?

Oooh maybe.

Or a little confused - he is young after all.

Send him sexy pics.

Then he'll like you. :twisted:

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30

Grimeth wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Grimeth wrote:: Maybe he's gay?

Oooh maybe.

Or a little confused - he is young after all.

Send him sexy pics.

Then he'll like you. :twisted:

Although the FBI sure wont.

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

PJsnaks wrote:

Grimeth wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: Oooh maybe.

Or a little confused - he is young after all.

Send him sexy pics.

Then he'll like you. :twisted:

Although the FBI sure wont.

The FBI is a lie.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:40 pm

PJsnaks wrote:

Grimeth wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: Oooh maybe.

Or a little confused - he is young after all.

Send him sexy pics.

Then he'll like you. :twisted:

Although the FBI sure wont.

Why wouldn't the FBI like it?

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:42 pm

Vaseline wrote:

PJsnaks wrote:

Grimeth wrote:: Send him sexy pics.

Then he'll like you. :twisted:

Although the FBI sure wont.

Why wouldn't the FBI like it?

The FBI wouldn't care, as long as you had on clothing when you took the pictures.

If not, they might find it upsetting that your trying to corrupt the mind of an innocent 13 year old boy.

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?

Luckily for you though, since you live in England, the FBI can't raid your house without a warrant because of suspected child molestation. Like they can here. So the most they could do in theory is notify law enforcement in your area.

(I HATE how intrusive the FBI has become on the internet.)

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RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

PJsnaks wrote:: Although the FBI sure wont.

Why wouldn't the FBI like it?

The FBI wouldn't care, as long as you had on clothing when you took the pictures.

If not, they might find it upsetting that your trying to corrupt the mind of an innocent 13 year old boy.

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?

Luckily for you though, since you live in England, the FBI can't raid your house without a warrant because of suspected child molestation. Like they can here. So the most they could do in theory is notify law enforcement in your area.

(I HATE how intrusive the FBI has become on the internet.)

What are you talking about? England is still within American jurisdiction.

As far as internet policy goes I heard from a friend that there was an internet censorship bill that got shot down so that's good news.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:05 pm

PJsnaks wrote:

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: Why wouldn't the FBI like it?

The FBI wouldn't care, as long as you had on clothing when you took the pictures.

If not, they might find it upsetting that your trying to corrupt the mind of an innocent 13 year old boy.

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?

Luckily for you though, since you live in England, the FBI can't raid your house without a warrant because of suspected child molestation. Like they can here. So the most they could do in theory is notify law enforcement in your area.

(I HATE how intrusive the FBI has become on the internet.)

What are you talking about? England is still within American jurisdiction.

As far as internet policy goes I heard from a friend that there was an internet censorship bill that got shot down so that's good news.

The latter is good news.
And, if you're right about the England bit, the FBI still wouldn't raid in England, because that would cost too much. They would rather make a phone call to English authorities and let the Bobbies beat down your door than fly across the Atlantic to nab one accused molester.
I think they'd only go international on something if they thought they could tackle a big illegal porn or drug ring. Or terrorism.

I have personal experience with these kinds of raids, and even here in the US they'd rather let the local government foot the bill and send regular cops than FBI agents.

*starts to shiver*
I've gone and depressed myself with my own subject matter.
I hope somebody steps in soon and changes the subject, or I may flip my wig.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:10 pm

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:

PJsnaks wrote:

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:: The FBI wouldn't care, as long as you had on clothing when you took the pictures.

If not, they might find it upsetting that your trying to corrupt the mind of an innocent 13 year old boy.

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?

Luckily for you though, since you live in England, the FBI can't raid your house without a warrant because of suspected child molestation. Like they can here. So the most they could do in theory is notify law enforcement in your area.

(I HATE how intrusive the FBI has become on the internet.)

What are you talking about? England is still within American jurisdiction.

As far as internet policy goes I heard from a friend that there was an internet censorship bill that got shot down so that's good news.

The latter is good news.
And, if you're right about the England bit, the FBI still wouldn't raid in England, because that would cost too much. They would rather make a phone call to English authorities and let the Bobbies beat down your door than fly across the Atlantic to nab one accused molester.
I think they'd only go international on something if they thought they could tackle a big illegal porn or drug ring. Or terrorism.

I have personal experience with these kinds of raids, and even here in the US they'd rather let the local government foot the bill and send regular cops than FBI agents.

*starts to shiver*
I'm going to go cry over in the corner until somebody changes the subject.

I'd just tell the FBI (or whoever) that I'm a porn star so it's okay.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:12 pm

Vaseline wrote:

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:

PJsnaks wrote:: What are you talking about? England is still within American jurisdiction.

As far as internet policy goes I heard from a friend that there was an internet censorship bill that got shot down so that's good news.

The latter is good news.
And, if you're right about the England bit, the FBI still wouldn't raid in England, because that would cost too much. They would rather make a phone call to English authorities and let the Bobbies beat down your door than fly across the Atlantic to nab one accused molester.
I think they'd only go international on something if they thought they could tackle a big illegal porn or drug ring. Or terrorism.

I have personal experience with these kinds of raids, and even here in the US they'd rather let the local government foot the bill and send regular cops than FBI agents.

*starts to shiver*
I'm going to go cry over in the corner until somebody changes the subject.

I'd just tell the FBI (or whoever) that I'm a porn star so it's okay.

I'm going to say that will totally work, just because I don't want to talk about this any more.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:18 pm

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:: The latter is good news.
And, if you're right about the England bit, the FBI still wouldn't raid in England, because that would cost too much. They would rather make a phone call to English authorities and let the Bobbies beat down your door than fly across the Atlantic to nab one accused molester.
I think they'd only go international on something if they thought they could tackle a big illegal porn or drug ring. Or terrorism.

I have personal experience with these kinds of raids, and even here in the US they'd rather let the local government foot the bill and send regular cops than FBI agents.

*starts to shiver*
I'm going to go cry over in the corner until somebody changes the subject.

I'd just tell the FBI (or whoever) that I'm a porn star so it's okay.

I'm going to say that will totally work, just because I don't want to talk about this any more.

Don't worry. I'm not gonna send Branch sexy pics of myself.

I'm gonna send him sexy pics of Bobabounty.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:21 pm

Vaseline wrote:

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: I'd just tell the FBI (or whoever) that I'm a porn star so it's okay.

I'm going to say that will totally work, just because I don't want to talk about this any more.

Don't worry. I'm not gonna send Branch sexy pics of myself.

I'm gonna send him sexy pics of Bobabounty.

:affraid: (this is an example of Branch's reaction)

You sure you're trying to make friends with him? lol.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:22 pm

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:: The latter is good news.
And, if you're right about the England bit, the FBI still wouldn't raid in England, because that would cost too much. They would rather make a phone call to English authorities and let the Bobbies beat down your door than fly across the Atlantic to nab one accused molester.
I think they'd only go international on something if they thought they could tackle a big illegal porn or drug ring. Or terrorism.

I have personal experience with these kinds of raids, and even here in the US they'd rather let the local government foot the bill and send regular cops than FBI agents.

*starts to shiver*
I'm going to go cry over in the corner until somebody changes the subject.

I'd just tell the FBI (or whoever) that I'm a porn star so it's okay.

I'm going to say that will totally work, just because I don't want to talk about this any more.

Agreed

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:23 pm

I imagine Branch to be really chubby yet cute.

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Vaseline wrote:: I imagine Branch to be really chubby yet cute.

Watch out there Vaseline, if you go much farther, the feds will be knocking at your door.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:26 pm

Astraeos wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: I imagine Branch to be really chubby yet cute.

Watch out there Vaseline, if you go much farther, the feds will be knocking at your door.

Cute in a little brother kind of way.

Subject: Re: Why doesn't Branch like me? Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:32 pm

Vaseline wrote:

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

RalphTheWonderLlama wrote:: The latter is good news.
And, if you're right about the England bit, the FBI still wouldn't raid in England, because that would cost too much. They would rather make a phone call to English authorities and let the Bobbies beat down your door than fly across the Atlantic to nab one accused molester.
I think they'd only go international on something if they thought they could tackle a big illegal porn or drug ring. Or terrorism.

I have personal experience with these kinds of raids, and even here in the US they'd rather let the local government foot the bill and send regular cops than FBI agents.

*starts to shiver*
I'm going to go cry over in the corner until somebody changes the subject.

I'd just tell the FBI (or whoever) that I'm a porn star so it's okay.

I'm going to say that will totally work, just because I don't want to talk about this any more.

Don't worry. I'm not gonna send Branch sexy pics of myself.

I'm gonna send him sexy pics of Bobabounty.

I thought you were trying to end the confusion... not encourage it.