Alright.

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:48 pm

Scott wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: I'm not old enough to have a kid.

That counts me out as being your mother.

So you're my aunt...

Scott, looks you need a new partner.

Alright... it's Shadie... it was one of Spanky's Friday Party threads... and well... we'd both had one too many /spanks and /faps...

I thought it was at a car key party..

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:49 pm

Vaseline wrote:

Branch wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: I'm not old enough to have a kid.

That counts me out as being your mother.

You're old enough, but you just won't have sex. Unless you're 12. :suspect:

That made no sense. Oh and no, I literally am not old enough in any way to have a child that is Soup's age.

Okay, that makes more sense.

Although, time travel is still an option.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:52 pm

TheMortonator. wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Branch wrote:: You're old enough, but you just won't have sex. Unless you're 12. :suspect:

That made no sense. Oh and no, I literally am not old enough in any way to have a child that is Soup's age.

Okay, that makes more sense.

Although, time travel is still an option.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:16 pm

Daroska wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: That made no sense. Oh and no, I literally am not old enough in any way to have a child that is Soup's age.

Okay, that makes more sense.

Although, time travel is still an option.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:17 pm

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Daroska wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:: Okay, that makes more sense.

Although, time travel is still an option.

So it WAS him.

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TheMortonator. wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Daroska wrote:

So it WAS him.

Scott is the grandfather. Bowdaar is the father of Soup, Jet and me, but we all have different mothers that were in Vegas. It's so obvious.

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Branch wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

So it WAS him.

Scott is the grandfather. Bowdaar is the father of Soup, Jet and me, but we all have different mothers that were in Vegas. It's so obvious.

I'm related to Branch, and Soup?

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Jet wrote:

Branch wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:: So it WAS him.

Scott is the grandfather. Bowdaar is the father of Soup, Jet and me, but we all have different mothers that were in Vegas. It's so obvious.

I'm related to Branch, and Soup?

I'm begining to think that Hollywood over does the No! stuff.

Subject: Re: Alright. Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:11 pm

Branch wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

So it WAS him.

Scott is the grandfather. Bowdaar is the father of Soup, Jet and me, but we all have different mothers that were in Vegas. It's so obvious.

No what is obvious is that Vaseline later in the future when back in time,
got done by an unaware Scott at a car key party, had SoupWithSauce on the prom night,
played Johnny B. Goode and sorted Scott's relationship with his future fiancee (fixing everything).

She then went back to the future to get married with that ginger thing of hers.
Later creating Bobabounty, Jetbounty, Branch and dropping them all off in a dumpster in the past.
And I figured this all out without the need of algebra, science or a tardis.

Alright. - Page 2 2294427855

Subject: Re: Alright. Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:16 pm

Daroska wrote:

Branch wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:: So it WAS him.

Scott is the grandfather. Bowdaar is the father of Soup, Jet and me, but we all have different mothers that were in Vegas. It's so obvious.

No what is obvious is that Vaseline later in the future when back in time,
got done by an unaware Scott at a car key party, had SoupWithSauce on the prom night,
played Johnny B. Goode and sorted Scott's relationship with his future fiancee (fixing everything).

She then went back to the future to get married with that ginger thing of hers.
Later creating Bobabounty, Jetbounty, Branch and dropping them all off in a dumpster in the past.
And I figured this all out without the need of algebra, science or a tardis.

Alright. - Page 2 2294427855

Wait What about your's and mine role? I remember us having an excellent adventure.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Daroska wrote:

Branch wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:: So it WAS him.

Scott is the grandfather. Bowdaar is the father of Soup, Jet and me, but we all have different mothers that were in Vegas. It's so obvious.

No what is obvious is that Vaseline later in the future when back in time,
got done by an unaware Scott at a car key party, had SoupWithSauce on the prom night,
played Johnny B. Goode and sorted Scott's relationship with his future fiancee (fixing everything).

She then went back to the future to get married with that ginger thing of hers.
Later creating Bobabounty, Jetbounty, Branch and dropping them all off in a dumpster in the past.
And I figured this all out without the need of algebra, science or a tardis.

Alright. - Page 2 2294427855

Who invented the time machine?

Subject: Re: Alright. Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:43 pm

Branch wrote:

Daroska wrote:

Branch wrote:: Scott is the grandfather. Bowdaar is the father of Soup, Jet and me, but we all have different mothers that were in Vegas. It's so obvious.

No what is obvious is that Vaseline later in the future when back in time,
got done by an unaware Scott at a car key party, had SoupWithSauce on the prom night,
played Johnny B. Goode and sorted Scott's relationship with his future fiancee (fixing everything).

She then went back to the future to get married with that ginger thing of hers.
Later creating Bobabounty, Jetbounty, Branch and dropping them all off in a dumpster in the past.
And I figured this all out without the need of algebra, science or a tardis.

Alright. - Page 2 2294427855

Who invented the time machine?

Who do you ask when you want something either mad or brilliant? Daroska of course!

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Daroska wrote:

Branch wrote:: Scott is the grandfather. Bowdaar is the father of Soup, Jet and me, but we all have different mothers that were in Vegas. It's so obvious.

No what is obvious is that Vaseline later in the future when back in time,
got done by an unaware Scott at a car key party, had SoupWithSauce on the prom night,
played Johnny B. Goode and sorted Scott's relationship with his future fiancee (fixing everything).

She then went back to the future to get married with that ginger thing of hers.
Later creating Bobabounty, Jetbounty, Branch and dropping them all off in a dumpster in the past.
And I figured this all out without the need of algebra, science or a tardis.

Alright. - Page 2 2294427855

Wait What about your's and mine role? I remember us having an excellent adventure.

Yeah right after that car key party, me, you and Wilbourn somehow ended up on the alien homeworld.
Alone with hangovers, we had to battle through countless hordes of alien parasites, facehuggers..
But one day we had a stroke of luck - a predator transport came down for one of them needed to pee.

Subject: Re: Alright. Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:44 pm

Daroska wrote:

Branch wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:: So it WAS him.

Scott is the grandfather. Bowdaar is the father of Soup, Jet and me, but we all have different mothers that were in Vegas. It's so obvious.

No what is obvious is that Vaseline later in the future when back in time,
got done by an unaware Scott at a car key party, had SoupWithSauce on the prom night,
played Johnny B. Goode and sorted Scott's relationship with his future fiancee (fixing everything).

She then went back to the future to get married with that ginger thing of hers.
Later creating Bobabounty, Jetbounty, Branch and dropping them all off in a dumpster in the past.
And I figured this all out without the need of algebra, science or a tardis.

Alright. - Page 2 2294427855

I'm no longer dating "that ginger thing".

Subject: Re: Alright. Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:22 am

Vaseline wrote:

Daroska wrote:

Branch wrote:: Scott is the grandfather. Bowdaar is the father of Soup, Jet and me, but we all have different mothers that were in Vegas. It's so obvious.

No what is obvious is that Vaseline later in the future when back in time,
got done by an unaware Scott at a car key party, had SoupWithSauce on the prom night,
played Johnny B. Goode and sorted Scott's relationship with his future fiancee (fixing everything).

She then went back to the future to get married with that ginger thing of hers.
Later creating Bobabounty, Jetbounty, Branch and dropping them all off in a dumpster in the past.
And I figured this all out without the need of algebra, science or a tardis.

Alright. - Page 2 2294427855

I'm no longer dating "that ginger thing".

I did not work out with Uly?

Subject: Re: Alright. Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:27 pm

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Daroska wrote:: No what is obvious is that Vaseline later in the future when back in time,
got done by an unaware Scott at a car key party, had SoupWithSauce on the prom night,
played Johnny B. Goode and sorted Scott's relationship with his future fiancee (fixing everything).

She then went back to the future to get married with that ginger thing of hers.
Later creating Bobabounty, Jetbounty, Branch and dropping them all off in a dumpster in the past.
And I figured this all out without the need of algebra, science or a tardis.

I'm no longer dating "that ginger thing".

I did not work out with Uly?

Is Uly a ginge?

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Vaseline wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: I'm no longer dating "that ginger thing".

I did not work out with Uly?

Is Uly a ginge?

Artificial. And only on one side. The other side is blue... so....

Subject: Re: Alright. Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:35 pm

Branch wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: I did not work out with Uly?

Is Uly a ginge?

Artificial. And only on one side. The other side is blue... so....

Woah weird.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Vaseline wrote:

Branch wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: Is Uly a ginge?

Artificial. And only on one side. The other side is blue... so....

Woah weird.

Yeah, he also told me about the colors on his head. That's weird stuff. Oh... wait did you think we were talking about his head?

Subject: Re: Alright. Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:43 pm

Branch wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Branch wrote:: Artificial. And only on one side. The other side is blue... so....

Woah weird.

Yeah, he also told me about the colors on his head. That's weird stuff. Oh... wait did you think we were talking about his head?

Woah, even weirder.

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