1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread)

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Darth Sc'wotum wrote:

The Joker wrote:: For anyone that still remembers... There was this guy that pissed me off some time ago...

I just sent him a card... What does that mean?
I'll tell you...

Back in high school I was actually nicknamed Joker, on account I was a Joker fan and kept a Joker card in my pocket (we had a Two Face and a Penguin as well, think I've mentioned it)... Anyways... I make it a point that I don't take shit from anyone...

So back in high school, when someone was trying to make me mad or was trying to push me around, I used to send him (via post) a Joker card with 'The Joke's On YOU' written on it. That meant that something bad was gonna happen.

The first (and actually only) time I used that was with a guy that we used to call The Comedian, after the Watchmen graphic novel. He was being all irritating and shit and trying to make fun of me (don't even remember what about, was like 4-5 years ago).
Anyways, what I did to him was- one day, after school (school then ended at like 18:00 PM and it was nearing winter, so it was pretty damn dark), I actually hung him legs down from one of those wall-mounted flag-posts.
He didn't know it was me cause I bought him a coffee and put two of those instant action dissolving sleeping pills (my mum used to use them, my dad snores).

Nobody gave me shit after that.

So anyways... Just posted him a Joker card (a normal Number 1 set Joker card with prints of like 20 people on it, I passed it around our lecture group)... I'm thinking of getting a purple suit for this one... Any ideas on the Joke?

How I got his address? Well, he changed cohorts out of fear that I was gonna punch him again if I ever saw him (I did tell him that). So I just went to the school registry and said:

"Hi, can you tell me the address of [this guy]? We used to be flatmates but he moved and I got some mail for him... Oh, and could you also tell me the times he's coming to school?"

And now I got his address and his weekly schedule...

Damn... That song makes me laugh hysterically...
yeah

Ooooh.... You touch my tra-la-la.... Mmmmm.... My ding-ding-dong!...

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

The Joker wrote:: For anyone that still remembers... There was this guy that pissed me off some time ago...

I just sent him a card... What does that mean?
I'll tell you...

Back in high school I was actually nicknamed Joker, on account I was a Joker fan and kept a Joker card in my pocket (we had a Two Face and a Penguin as well, think I've mentioned it)... Anyways... I make it a point that I don't take shit from anyone...

So back in high school, when someone was trying to make me mad or was trying to push me around, I used to send him (via post) a Joker card with 'The Joke's On YOU' written on it. That meant that something bad was gonna happen.

The first (and actually only) time I used that was with a guy that we used to call The Comedian, after the Watchmen graphic novel. He was being all irritating and shit and trying to make fun of me (don't even remember what about, was like 4-5 years ago).
Anyways, what I did to him was- one day, after school (school then ended at like 18:00 PM and it was nearing winter, so it was pretty damn dark), I actually hung him legs up from one of those wall-mounted flag-posts.
He didn't know it was me cause I bought him a coffee and put two of those instant action dissolving sleeping pills (my mum used to use them, my dad snores).

Nobody gave me shit after that.

So anyways... Just posted him a Joker card (a normal Number 1 set Joker card with prints of like 20 people on it, I passed it around our lecture group)... I'm thinking of getting a purple suit for this one... Any ideas on the Joke?

How I got his address? Well, he changed cohorts out of fear that I was gonna punch him again if I ever saw him (I did tell him that). So I just went to the school registry and said:

"Hi, can you tell me the address of [this guy]? We used to be flatmates but he moved and I got some mail for him... Oh, and could you also tell me the times he's coming to school?"

And now I got his address and his weekly schedule...

Why are you such a dick? you

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

They both do deserve it...

I don't ask for your understanding... Nor your approval...
I have embraced my madness long ago and the truth that comes with it.

This world is going to burn. Sooner than many people think...

No. I'm not some 2012 brain-washed 'believer'... Nor am I some religious fanatic thinking the explanation for the wind, sun and lightning and all the other jazz that I believe in is the correct one and all others are the word of some figure I connect with death and destruction...

Our end will be of our own making... Human kind are a destructive breed by nature. I'm talking in terms of the entire human race, not individuals. We would, given the option (which is always there), simply blow our problems away... Why negotiate and procrastinate something when you could simply pull the trigger and have it go away? Consequences? Yes. They will most probably be dire. World War 3, Armageddon... Call it what you will... We won't care... We're gonna be right and whoever's on the other side of that gun is gonna be wrong...

This world will burn. And humanity is pouring more and more oil onto the already smoking tinder...

Me? What's my angle? I don't have an angle...
I'm not some sort of nutjob thinking I'm gonna speed up the flames as best I can...
No. In fact, I would very much weep for this world. For it is a wonderful world and it would be a shame to let it burn.
Yet I have accepted reality. And reality is my madness. This world will burn, whatever I try to do to stop it. So I am just going to live my life like a normal person. Focusing on the day-to-day issues as they come before me.

One of those issues just happens to be some insolent little prick that thinks he has the better of me and is some sort of untouchable entity.
When I meet a person of such a caliber I usually make it a personal goal to introduce them to their own mortality, figuratively speaking of course- I'm not gonna kill anyone...

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

it seems like you are just a horrible bully. What is this.. I don

The Joker wrote:: He didn't know it was me cause I bought him a coffee and put two of those instant action dissolving sleeping pills.

Wow, date rape bananadealer strikes again! Haha! You really shouldn't put ideas in my head, banana.

The Joker wrote:: How I got his address? Well, he changed cohorts out of fear that I was gonna punch him again if I ever saw him (I did tell him that). So I just went to the school registry and said:

"Hi, can you tell me the address of [this guy]? We used to be flatmates but he moved and I got some mail for him... Oh, and could you also tell me the times he's coming to school?"

And now I got his address and his weekly schedule...

Wow... that person who works there should be in serious trouble for that shit. Giving away a person's address and schedule to just a random fucker who claims he knows the guy? Imagine if someone did that for me if I were asking about girl-at-work... it's the same thing.

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

I have been doing that with Slender man cards (notebook cards with Slender man drawn on one side and a weird message on the other) I started hiding them in random places around my school. Kids would find them and then hide them somewhere else.

Then someone took it a step too far. First they put cards in random people's lockers. Then on windshield wipers of cards and cards in teacher's mail boxes.

But yesterday...

This happened yeah some kid put that picture on all of the staff's cars.

How do I stop this monster.

The Joker wrote:: One of those issues just happens to be some insolent little prick that thinks he has the better of me and is some sort of untouchable entity.

Sounds to me like he's just scared... you tell him you'll physically attack him the next time you see him and you expect him not to do anything about it? You should be happy if he's changed his study group or whatever the devil he did.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

ZombieGrimeth wrote:: it seems like you are just a horrible bully.

As I said, I only do this when I have to... Believe me... It's for the better. For him...
I get no emotional satisfaction out of it (i.e- the definition of a bully: someone who beats up people so he can feel better about his crummy existence). I do this so they know there are some people they can't mess with, that they're not the top of the food chain and there's always a bigger fish...

Plus... It's a principle I live by (kinda got it from my dad)- I don't take shit from anybody. Period... Except family...

But I don't need to explain myself to you... Or anybody... I do not seek approval...

@ Uly: Well, I did have to submit my student ID so they know I study there and shit but they didn't file the request or anything (they shouldn't anyway, nothing telling them they have to)... They don't keep old residency information about their students so who's to say we didn't actually live together? And if they had asked, I did have the envelope with the card with a printed address (supposedly 'our' address but actually just mine) on it... The card had like 20 prints on it (counting from people in the group, they didn't know what it was about) and I handled the envelope with gloves... I do my homework...

@ Meatlocker: You don't and you shouldn't... Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Ulyaoth wrote:

The Joker wrote:: One of those issues just happens to be some insolent little prick that thinks he has the better of me and is some sort of untouchable entity.

Sounds to me like he's just scared... you tell him you'll physically attack him the next time you see him and you expect him not to do anything about it? You should be happy if he's changed his study group or whatever the devil he did.

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BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

@ Uly: Him being scared is all part of the plan...

Now... Do I get a purple suit for this one or not?

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

The Joker wrote:: @ Uly: Him being scared is all part of the plan...

Now... Do I get a purple suit for this one or not?

What did he do to deserve this? yeah

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

The Joker wrote:

ZombieGrimeth wrote:: it seems like you are just a horrible bully.

@ Meatlocker: You don't and you shouldn't... Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.

There are some men who want to lite the world on fire and some who want to watch it burn and some running around with a fire hat and a bucket of water after they accidentally dropped a joint.

I'm pretty sure I know where I stand.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

ZombieGrimeth wrote:

The Joker wrote:: @ Uly: Him being scared is all part of the plan...

Now... Do I get a purple suit for this one or not?

What did he do to deserve this? yeah

I already told you... He messed up our group presentation... Didn't do as he was told, didn't show up till like the day before our presentation, was trying to take the lead when he clearly did not know even what decade we're in... He continued to practically boycott our work while telling us his own 'ready-made presentation that I made for the entire group' was what we were supposedly using (I tore that up right before him) after being repeatedly told to just sit there and do what he's instructed...
It's somewhere in the old L1PW threads, either the previous one or the one before...

All in all, he gave me the worst week or so of my life...

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The Joker wrote:: It's a principle I live by - I don't take shit from anybody. Period...

I do this so they know there are some people they can't mess with, that they're not the top of the food chain and there's always a bigger fish...

...........

EDIT: I rearranged the order of your quote, and removed the rest so you could see those two particular sentences. It was for a reason! Do you see..... DO YOU SEE?!

EDIT EDIT: Remember that south park episode with the "left hand killer"? He's showing eric cartman those slides on a projector and asks him "do you see?". That's the voice I'm using there.

Do you see.... DO YOU SEE?!

Reverend Burkman wrote:: Stop it.

You stop it...

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

The Joker wrote:: It's a principle I live by - I don't take shit from anybody. Period...

I do this so they know there are some people they can't mess with, that they're not the top of the food chain and there's always a bigger fish...

Sounds like you need the same medicine you're giving this guy, doesn't it?

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

ZombieGrimeth wrote:

The Joker wrote:: It's a principle I live by - I don't take shit from anybody. Period...

I do this so they know there are some people they can't mess with, that they're not the top of the food chain and there's always a bigger fish...

Sounds like you need the same medicine you're giving this guy, doesn't it?

Not really... I don't consider myself 'the top of the food chain'... I don't consider myself a fish...
I don't take shit from no one, BUT I don't give anyone shit either... Not unless they give me shit...

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

The Joker wrote:

ZombieGrimeth wrote:

The Joker wrote:: It's a principle I live by - I don't take shit from anybody. Period...

I do this so they know there are some people they can't mess with, that they're not the top of the food chain and there's always a bigger fish...

Sounds like you need the same medicine you're giving this guy, doesn't it?

Not really... I don't consider myself 'the top of the food chain'... I don't consider myself a fish...
I don't take shit from no one, BUT I don't give anyone shit either... Not unless they give me shit...

From the talks we've had I have determined that you are an asshole with a god complex.

GOOD DAY!

MOTHERFUCK I FORGOT TO RECORD THE VOICE.

Ulyaoth wrote:

Reverend Burkman wrote:: Stop it.

You stop it...

Are you mad? Do you want to cry? No? Then shut up.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

ZombieGrimeth wrote:

The Joker wrote:

ZombieGrimeth wrote:: Sounds like you need the same medicine you're giving this guy, doesn't it?

Not really... I don't consider myself 'the top of the food chain'... I don't consider myself a fish...
I don't take shit from no one, BUT I don't give anyone shit either... Not unless they give me shit...

From the talks we've had I have determined that you are an asshole with a god complex.

GOOD DAY SIR!

An asshole I might be, Bats and me have been in arbitration of this issue for some times now... But I don't have a God complex. I don't consider myself all-powerful. I don't consider myself some sort of entity everyone need follow lest they be cast away from mine holiest of flocks onto the pits of Hell or whatnot...

I'm just a regular guy who takes life by the day and might just have some problem letting go of a grudge... However, I don't usually hold grudges... I let most things slide... I don't take life entirely seriously... I just want to have fun... But I don't do stuff like this for fun... Hell, I've done it just once... And the guy was strung by his legs for no more than five minutes, after I woke him up... I let him down afterward...

I don't think this is gonna be entirely serious... I might just play a practical joke on him or something... You know... Get a bunch of tranny hookers to start coming to his door... That sort of shit...

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

The Joker wrote:

ZombieGrimeth wrote:

The Joker wrote:: Not really... I don't consider myself 'the top of the food chain'... I don't consider myself a fish...
I don't take shit from no one, BUT I don't give anyone shit either... Not unless they give me shit...

From the talks we've had I have determined that you are an asshole with a god complex.

GOOD DAY SIR!

An asshole I might be, Bats and me have been in arbitration of this issue for some times now... But I don't have a God complex. I don't consider myself all-powerful. I don't consider myself some sort of entity everyone need follow lest they be cast away from mine holiest of flocks onto the pits of Hell or whatnot...

I'm just a regular guy who takes life by the day and might just have some problem letting go of a grudge... However, I don't usually hold grudges... I let most things slide... I don't take life entirely seriously... I just want to have fun... But I don't do stuff like this for fun... Hell, I've done it just once... And the guy was strung by his legs for no more than five minutes, after I woke him up... I let him down afterward...

I don't think this is gonna be entirely serious... I might just play a practical joke on him or something... You know... Get a bunch of tranny hookers to start coming to his door... That sort of shit...

I SAID GOOD DAY!

Reverend Burkman wrote:: Are you mad? Do you want to cry? No? Then shut up.

You shut up...

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Ulyaoth wrote:

Reverend Burkman wrote:: Are you mad? Do you want to cry? No? Then shut up.

You shut up...

My dog told me to shut up.

Ulyaoth wrote:

Reverend Burkman wrote:: Are you mad? Do you want to cry? No? Then shut up.

You shut up...

Your mum

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