Being attracted to children is a mental disorder

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

The Joker wrote:

Scott wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Scott wrote:: Winning campaign slogan right thur...

*Looks at Scott and Dar*
I say we run for office... You in?
Hello Clarice

I'd love to run for president of Mars personally... however it's lacking in support... and a population. >.>

Well... I'll always be the president of Uranus...

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I finally got how you get these long links... and lol.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Scott wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Scott wrote:: I'd love to run for president of Mars personally... however it's lacking in support... and a population. >.>

Well... I'll always be the president of Uranus...

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I finally got how you get these long links... and lol.

Dammit! A magician unmasked...

Ulyaoth wrote:

The Joker wrote:: 'it ain't 'natural'..."

Valid argument! It ISN'T natural. What is a penis if not a dual-purpose tool for allowing urine to leave the body and a semen delivery system the right shape to reach the uterus of the female of our species? The anus is what... the end of a tube through our bodies for pushing out waste material after we've absorbed what we can from the food we eat, right? The anus clearly wasn't designed for anything but that purpose. It even tries to keep foreign objects out. Hilarious.

And this next bit is an argument that's always cast aside, but I don't see why. If everyone were gay, we wouldn't reproduce. Our species would die out. That's counterproductive to survival. I know overpopulation is an issue, we're not in any threat of dying out from a lack of procreation. But it's still true. How can homosexuality be a natural occurrence? Is it evolution? Are we on some instinctive level aware of overpopulation occurring? Homosexuality might be a mutation of sorts to protect against overpopulation. This leads to one conclusion.

Homosexuality = The Human Genophage

I rest my case.

1. That's not the 'natural' I had in mind...

2. It would be biologically impossible for a whole species to be gay, unless we take into account that amazon frog that can change sexes depending on demand (if there are more males some of them will become females and vise versa) but I think that's another thing... The first rule of thumb in a species would be preserve the genetic code (i.e- survive). In the words of Spock- It's not logical otherwise. Down to base code, it can be argued that homosexuality is nothing more than an off shot, bad coding on behalf that pesky RNA... And homophobics around would just love that... But whatever it is, homosexuality is not a mutation and definitely not a means against overpopulation... We got STDs and other nasties for that...

GENOPHAGE!

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: GENOPHAGE!

Fuck off...

You are a liberal pussy.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

CollaWars wrote:: You are a liberal pussy.

Better a liberal pussy than a conservative dick...

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The Joker wrote:

CollaWars wrote:: You are a liberal pussy.

Better a liberal pussy than a conservative dick...

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That is the longest link evar.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

CollaWars wrote:

The Joker wrote:

CollaWars wrote:: You are a liberal pussy.

Better a liberal pussy than a conservative dick...

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That is the longest link evar.

You must be new here...
yeah

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

I love how Banana always acts like he almost runs the OT and has been here so much longer than a lot of people...

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Branch wrote:: I love how Banana always acts like he almost runs the OT and has been here so much longer than a lot of people...

Well... Seeing how I am pretty much constantly here... Why shouldn't I?
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Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

The Joker wrote:

Branch wrote:: I love how Banana always acts like he almost runs the OT and has been here so much longer than a lot of people...

Well... Seeing how I am pretty much constantly here... Why shouldn't I?
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Oh, noobies. OMG!

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Scott wrote:

I'm secretly in charge of this little mess...

AAAAAAAAAA!!!

You smell like social ownership and secularizatism.