The Never-Ending Thread

Ban-Anad wrote:

Burkman wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Bruh, you're gonna wanna gimme that admins, bruh. Cuz I'm gonna have the cyber knowledge n' shit, son. Hacking north korea and planting logic bombs, bruh. Top secret shit. Hacking into back doors of printers on al qaeda's networks. Runnin' them DNS Changer trojans, bringing down the whole network. I KNOW THE THINGS!

Say "hi" to the NSA.

And slap them across the face...

And make me some smörgåstårta..

They can't afford to let me go... but dammit all my friends lost their job and I had to tell two of them.

And it wasn't just my company... it's the whole oil and gas industry across the world. Nearly all my friends who left this current job for others have been let go from their companies as well. I have a bunch of college buddies looking for work again too. Christ...

well.... um... there's always the united states air force! eeh? Eeehh?

Tell 'em to tell the recruiter Airman Bob sent 'em. They'll know who that is.

They'll know exactly who that is.

Uly.

Except they won't.

But mention Airman Bob anyway.

Yeah, the industry is going through a lot right now from what I understand.

Always sad when people lose their jobs, though.

Scott wrote:

They can't afford to let me go... but dammit all my friends lost their job and I had to tell two of them.

And it wasn't just my company... it's the whole oil and gas industry across the world. Nearly all my friends who left this current job for others have been let go from their companies as well. I have a bunch of college buddies looking for work again too. Christ...

It is because of OPEC?

Scott wrote:

They can't afford to let me go... but dammit all my friends lost their job and I had to tell two of them.

And it wasn't just my company... it's the whole oil and gas industry across the world. Nearly all my friends who left this current job for others have been let go from their companies as well. I have a bunch of college buddies looking for work again too. Christ...

You know, you can always go back to hooking...

I marched for 2 hours in the streets holding a bigass flag, in full service dress. I got North Carolina. It says NC on it. I told myself it stood for New Conglomerate. I'll carry that flag with pride.

Oh yeah, and people were like, calling out "thank you" and whatnot and I just had to look straight forward and not smile or nothing. It felt kinda rude, but I mean... I'm pretty sure I can't look at them and nod and shit and say thank you back.

Lot of green, purple and gold clothes... and wigs. And possibly underage girls wearing skimpy clothing. Other guys on the bus ride there were like "oooh damn, she's mine" and some guy goes "she's too young, bruh". Uly had himself a good laugh.

I saw a woman wearing a pair of jeans and a thong on the outside. She was quite uh... hefty. >_>

Some young looking girl with a nice ass was walking just to the front and right of me for a good minute or so... I glanced twice, but I was like "no... better not be looking, people will see..."

Uly's a stone-faced killer, except when the flag of the guy in front of me whips me in the face. I flinched cuz ouchie.

KNEEL PEASANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! For it is I. Lord Pippin the Red. See my Heraldry and know that you are beneath me!




I got my SCA name and heraldry passed today. I am so happy.

This is first we got some good snow in about 5 years.

Callin wrote:

KNEEL PEASANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! For it is I. Lord Pippin the Red. See my Heraldry and know that you are beneath me!




I got my SCA name and heraldry passed today. I am so happy.

Pff... What a joke of a coat of arms...
Although... It is better than the Yeos' of Devon...

My coat of arms is no joke good sir.

Callin wrote:

My coat of arms is no joke good sir.

THIS is a coat of arms.

Ban-Anad wrote:

Callin wrote:

My coat of arms is no joke good sir.

THIS is a coat of arms.

Your linkage skills do not impress this galley sir!

Scott wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Callin wrote:

My coat of arms is no joke good sir.

THIS is a coat of arms.

Your linkage skills do not impress this galley sir!

You're lucky I'm using the coat of arms, not the family crest... Your peasant eyes are not prepared for such intricate audacity!

We're doing coat of arms?  My family has had this on our wall since I can remember.  





Well, it looks kind of like that but ours is made of wood.

Grimeth wrote:

We're doing coat of arms?  My family has had this on our wall since I can remember.  





Well, it looks kind of like that but ours is made of wood.

I'm half tempted to Photoshop a "Ba" over that "Hi"...

I looked up my last name for coat of arms and came up with this:

https://www.houseofnames.com/mccoan-family-crest

Apparently my family's motto is "This is the way to Heaven."

I am more interested in the Semen background. Never heard of that before haha.

Callin wrote:

I am more interested in the Semen background. Never heard of that before haha.

They're supposed to be drops of blood.

Mine is peace and plenty.

"I am prepared."



Now I see why Scar's villain song from Lion King is one of my faves.

Mr. Branch wrote:

"I am prepared."



Now I see why Scar's villain song from Lion King is one of my faves.

You're at best that flea-ridden hyena dude from the second movie...

https://www.houseofnames.com/crilley-family-crest?a=54323-224

There are dozens of variations of my last name, I can't even say which is exactly the right one. This is just the first result google gave me.


I do not care for blows, though.

I've always felt Burk's last name was very... Australian... but that's me.

Scott wrote:

I've always felt Burk's last name was very... Australian... but that's me.

Crilley is actually a pretty standard Australian name...