Why are guys total dicks?

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:55 pm

:smug:

Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:40 pm

:drunken:

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

PJsnaks wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: He could be though right? Because that would be cool.

I don't know about him, but I have the Cowboy hat and rode a horse once. Ya, I'm a New York woman at a cowgirl bar.

Fixed to fit my mental image of you.

Guys... Come on! Stop playing with poor-ol' Mort...

Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:18 pm

TheMortonator. wrote:

PJsnaks wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:: I don't know about him, but I have the Cowboy hat and rode a horse once. Ya, I'm a New York woman at a cowgirl bar.

Fixed to fit my mental image of you.

Hmmm, I guess this means I need a New York accent with my posts. Anyone got any tips on how to do one?

1
Understand the pronounciation of certain words. In a New York accent, the "r" at the end of a word is almost never pronounced. The "g" at the end of a word isn't pronounced either. So "going" is pronounced "goin'" and "here" sounds like "hea". The "th" sound sounds something between "d" and "th", but if you're unsure, speak with the "d" sound.

2
Know that many of the words that have the "o" sound (like in coffee, dog, talk) are pronounced with an "aw" sound, so the word dog, for example, would sound like "dawg", as well as "coffee." The "aw" sound tends to replace the "o" in all words spoken with a thick New York accent.

3
Know that the traditional New York accent is like a strong and rough, often with a deep sounding voice. Words are spoken kind of in a relaxed way. Since New York was at one point very Italian, Staten Island and Brooklyn in particular, people of Italian descent that live in the areas tend to have a little bit of Italian accent mixed in. Familiarity with an Italian accent may make the process easier for you.

4
Have an attitude. Speaking like a New Yorker is less about what you say, and more about how you say it. New Yorkers are known for being direct, opinionated and confident. They are also known for talking a lot, and talking loudly.

5
Look to American television and popular movies to listen to this accent. The Sopranos series, and any gangster movies, such as The Godfather, are filled with the NY lingo.

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OT Crime Lord Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30

Also, say "Forget about it" a lot, even if it's an inappropriate time to say it.

Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:09 pm

PJsnaks wrote:: even if it's an inappropriate time to say it.

Fawgetboutet. It's fine anetime.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30

TheMortonator. wrote:

PJsnaks wrote:: even if it's an inappropriate time to say it.

Fawgetboutet. It's fine anetime.

Oh this guy is good.

Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:08 pm

PJsnaks wrote:: Also, say "Forget about it" a lot, even if it's an inappropriate time to say it.

The trick is to say everything without using Rs.

Fuhgetaboutit

Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:02 pm

BuddyBurkman wrote:

PJsnaks wrote:: Also, say "Forget about it" a lot, even if it's an inappropriate time to say it.

The trick is to say everything without using Rs.

Fuhgetaboutit

Thatsa dity serotype.

Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:29 pm

Fidel Castro wrote:

BuddyBurkman wrote:

PJsnaks wrote:: Also, say "Forget about it" a lot, even if it's an inappropriate time to say it.

The trick is to say everything without using Rs.

Fuhgetaboutit

Thatsa dity serotype.

You mean 'doity'

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30

I grew up in Brooklyn. I can vouch for the authenticity of all of this.

Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:30 pm

BuddyBurkman wrote:

Fidel Castro wrote:

BuddyBurkman wrote:: The trick is to say everything without using Rs.

Fuhgetaboutit

Thatsa dity serotype.

You mean 'doity'

You are the master.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30

BuddyBurkman wrote:

Fidel Castro wrote:

BuddyBurkman wrote:: The trick is to say everything without using Rs.

Fuhgetaboutit

Thatsa dity serotype.

You mean 'doity'

Ahaha perfect.

Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:58 am

When I try and do a New York accent, using all of your advice, I sound like I'm a redneck.

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Vaseline wrote:: When I try and do a New York accent, using all of your advice, I sound like I'm a redneck.

British new york accent fail.

facepalm

Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:08 pm

Grimeth wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: When I try and do a New York accent, using all of your advice, I sound like I'm a redneck.

British new york accent fail.

facepalm

Unfortunately I suffer from the same affliction.

Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:36 pm

Grimeth wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: When I try and do a New York accent, using all of your advice, I sound like I'm a redneck.

British new york accent fail.

facepalm

Pfffffffft!

Also, if you try to say all of this stuff ("Fawgetboutet. It's fine anetime.") in an English accent you sound like a Londoner - well I do.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30

Vaseline wrote:

Grimeth wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: When I try and do a New York accent, using all of your advice, I sound like I'm a redneck.

British new york accent fail.

facepalm

Pfffffffft!

Also, if you try to say all of this stuff ("Fawgetboutet. It's fine anetime.") in an English accent you sound like a Londoner - well I do.

So you sound awesome?

Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:33 pm

PJsnaks wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Grimeth wrote:: British new york accent fail.

Pfffffffft!

Also, if you try to say all of this stuff ("Fawgetboutet. It's fine anetime.") in an English accent you sound like a Londoner - well I do.

So you sound awesome?

More awful than awesome.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30

Londoners are BAMF

Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:27 pm

PJsnaks wrote:: Londoners are BAMF

Londoners may or may not be BAMF, but they still have an awful accent.

Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:33 pm

Daroska wrote:

PJsnaks wrote:: Londoners are BAMF

Londoners may or may not be BAMF, but they still have an awful accent.

Aussie accent is betta

Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:48 pm

Vaseline wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:: Why are we total dicks?
Ooooh... I don't know... Maybe it's because we have one in-between our pockets?

No, seriously... Some guys are pretty sweet to their girls (I like to think that I'm one of them). Many of the couples I know are actually pretty cool and the guys in each are awesome to their girls, they treat them really, really good...

Sure, there are a lot of human-sized male genitalia roaming the streets, but that doesn't mean all men are pricks (though they can be at times, me inclusive)...

Yeah, the title of this thread is a slight exaggaration.

I've been dating this guy for a few months and he is honestly so caring but it actually turns out that he's a total prick when he's with his friends and it's so unexpected and now I HATE ALL MEN!

Well, not all but most...

Some...

A few.

Never date a guy unless you're on a "he won't actually lie to me" level of friendship with one of his friends. I'm proud to say I've cockblocked a few of my more douche baggy friends that way.

Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:04 pm

MrEvilDude wrote:

Daroska wrote:: Londoners may or may not be BAMF, but they still have an awful accent.

Aussie accent is betta

Swedish milkmaid accent is betta.

Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:41 am

Aximand wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:: Why are we total dicks?
Ooooh... I don't know... Maybe it's because we have one in-between our pockets?

No, seriously... Some guys are pretty sweet to their girls (I like to think that I'm one of them). Many of the couples I know are actually pretty cool and the guys in each are awesome to their girls, they treat them really, really good...

Sure, there are a lot of human-sized male genitalia roaming the streets, but that doesn't mean all men are pricks (though they can be at times, me inclusive)...

Yeah, the title of this thread is a slight exaggaration.

I've been dating this guy for a few months and he is honestly so caring but it actually turns out that he's a total prick when he's with his friends and it's so unexpected and now I HATE ALL MEN!

Well, not all but most...

Some...

A few.

Never date a guy unless you're on a "he won't actually lie to me" level of friendship with one of his friends. I'm proud to say I've cockblocked a few of my more douche baggy friends that way.

I'm over it; I'll just stick to sex with no strings attached.

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