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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...
I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.
I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:47 am
Ulyaoth wrote:
The science community is not convinced.
By science community you mean your imagination?
Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:58 pm
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:
Shower sex is great... no mess.
I'm not a fan of shower sex myself. There are much better ways. And I don't mind the "mess".
You are such a dirty girl and I will deal with you like the naughty woman that you are when you get home.
Be prepared.
Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:06 pm
Sir Spankalot wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:
Shower sex is great... no mess.
I'm not a fan of shower sex myself. There are much better ways. And I don't mind the "mess".
You are such a dirty girl and I will deal with you like the naughty woman that you are when you get home.
Be prepared.
If it's anything like last night, I am TOTALLY ready right now. I have been fantasizing about you alllllll day. Hardcore. Literally.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:06 pm
Ulyaoth wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
I'm not a fan of shower sex myself. There are much better ways. And I don't mind the "mess".
Yeah, Scott. How is anybody supposed to get any orgasming done standing up? It's impossible. Scientifically proven.
That would be you who's proven it, I wager..
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:15 pm
Ulyaoth wrote:
The science community is not convinced.
loliamthesincecommunityandiamconvincedumadbro?
CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:58 pm
You don't have to complicate this.
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:10 pm
CollaWars wrote:
You don't have to complicate this.
"don't have to" being the key phrase that makes it optional... lolsadcolla
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:16 pm
I may have shaved all of my beard, but I just made a shocking discovery! I have a cleft.
CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:35 pm
Ysgramor wrote:
I may have shaved all of my beard, but I just made a shocking discovery! I have a cleft.
That is very manly.
Scott wrote:
"don't have to" being the key phrase that makes it optional... lolsadcolla
What is your point?
Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:13 pm
Ysgramor wrote:
I may have shaved all of my beard, but I just made a shocking discovery! I have a cleft.
WHAT?! YOU SHAVED A BIT OF YOUR BEARD? YOUR MAGNIFICIENT MANLY NORRIS BEARD?!
Spoiler:
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:25 pm
CollaWars wrote:
Ysgramor wrote:
I may have shaved all of my beard, but I just made a shocking discovery! I have a cleft.
That is very manly.
Scott wrote:
"don't have to" being the key phrase that makes it optional... lolsadcolla
What is your point?
Colla got killed by a mudcrab... nooooooooooob.
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:33 am
Daroska wrote:
Ysgramor wrote:
I may have shaved all of my beard, but I just made a shocking discovery! I have a cleft.
WHAT?! YOU SHAVED A BIT OF YOUR BEARD? YOUR MAGNIFICIENT MANLY NORRIS BEARD?!
Spoiler:
I have a CLEFT.
Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:35 am
Your mom has a cleft!
Also, I came into a sock... twice. Like 30 minutes ago.
Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:42 am
Ulyaoth wrote:
Your mom has a cleft!
Also, I came into a sock... twice. Like 30 minutes ago.
Ewwwwwwww. For christmas, Imma get you a "real doll"
Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:10 am
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Ewwwwwwww. For christmas, Imma get you a "real doll"
I used to talk about those all the time on the original OT. This was before girl-at-work and it was pretty much all I had to aspire to. I'd really like one. Let's make it look like girl-at-work.
Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:13 am
Ulyaoth wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Ewwwwwwww. For christmas, Imma get you a "real doll"
I used to talk about those all the time on the original OT. This was before girl-at-work and it was pretty much all I had to aspire to. I'd really like one. Let's make it look like girl-at-work.
I have to admit to a fascination with them, myself. Mainly because I hate threesomes, they cause nothing but MAJOR trouble in a relationship, so in my head they are good to have a pseudothreesome with but without screwing up your relationship. But then there is a part of me that thinks it would be creepy like having sex with a dead person. So my mind is not made up on them yet.
Uly. Honey. Maybe you need someone or something that does NOT look like GAW. It's healthier.
Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:22 am
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
I have to admit to a fascination with them, myself. Mainly because I hate threesomes, they cause nothing but MAJOR trouble in a relationship, so in my head they are good to have a pseudothreesome with but without screwing up your relationship. But then there is a part of me that thinks it would be creepy like having sex with a dead person. So my mind is not made up on them yet.
Uly. Honey. Maybe you need someone or something that does NOT look like GAW. It's healthier.
Whaaat? Using one in a threesome? You crazy. Now, having one that looks like a girl you work with who wouldn't go out with you and naming it after her and calling out her name when you orgasm? That's normal as hell. You crazy.
Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:25 am
Ulyaoth wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
I have to admit to a fascination with them, myself. Mainly because I hate threesomes, they cause nothing but MAJOR trouble in a relationship, so in my head they are good to have a pseudothreesome with but without screwing up your relationship. But then there is a part of me that thinks it would be creepy like having sex with a dead person. So my mind is not made up on them yet.
Uly. Honey. Maybe you need someone or something that does NOT look like GAW. It's healthier.
Whaaat? Using one in a threesome? You crazy. Now, having one that looks like a girl you work with who wouldn't go out with you and naming it after her and calling out her name when you orgasm? That's normal as hell. You crazy.
I think you have a hazy view of the scale of normalcy.
GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:59 am
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
I have to admit to a fascination with them, myself. Mainly because I hate threesomes, they cause nothing but MAJOR trouble in a relationship, so in my head they are good to have a pseudothreesome with but without screwing up your relationship. But then there is a part of me that thinks it would be creepy like having sex with a dead person. So my mind is not made up on them yet.
Uly. Honey. Maybe you need someone or something that does NOT look like GAW. It's healthier.
Whaaat? Using one in a threesome? You crazy. Now, having one that looks like a girl you work with who wouldn't go out with you and naming it after her and calling out her name when you orgasm? That's normal as hell. You crazy.
I think you have a hazy view of the scale of normalcy.
Uly is joking. He plays more into this than you think.
Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:02 am
EmoCow(GSG) wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
Whaaat? Using one in a threesome? You crazy. Now, having one that looks like a girl you work with who wouldn't go out with you and naming it after her and calling out her name when you orgasm? That's normal as hell. You crazy.
I think you have a hazy view of the scale of normalcy.
Uly is joking. He plays more into this than you think.
Define "plays more into this"... I did know he was joking, though.
GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:04 am
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
EmoCow(GSG) wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
I think you have a hazy view of the scale of normalcy.
Uly is joking. He plays more into this than you think.
Define "plays more into this"... I did know he was joking, though.
He isn't as lonely or as desperate as he makes out to be. It's his Internet "identity".
Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:07 am
EmoCow(GSG) wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
EmoCow(GSG) wrote:
Uly is joking. He plays more into this than you think.
Define "plays more into this"... I did know he was joking, though.
He isn't as lonely or as desperate as he makes out to be. It's his Internet "identity".
Ah. Good. I would hate to think he is really either as bad as he portrays. Kind of heartbreaking if it were real. Ya know?
How is Australia this morning? Did you have your going away party? (Did I already ask that recently?)
GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:11 am
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
EmoCow(GSG) wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Define "plays more into this"... I did know he was joking, though.
He isn't as lonely or as desperate as he makes out to be. It's his Internet "identity".
Ah. Good. I would hate to think he is really either as bad as he portrays. Kind of heartbreaking if it were real. Ya know?
How is Australia this morning? Did you have your going away party? (Did I already ask that recently?)
It was actually quite rainy today and yes I had it a couple of weekends ago. I'm leaving monday.
Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:14 am
EmoCow(GSG) wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
EmoCow(GSG) wrote:
He isn't as lonely or as desperate as he makes out to be. It's his Internet "identity".
Ah. Good. I would hate to think he is really either as bad as he portrays. Kind of heartbreaking if it were real. Ya know?
How is Australia this morning? Did you have your going away party? (Did I already ask that recently?)
It was actually quite rainy today and yes I had it a couple of weekends ago. I'm leaving monday.
It's raining here as well. Which bites.
So are you moving to a different place in Australia or out of Australia totally?
GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
Subject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:19 am
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
EmoCow(GSG) wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Ah. Good. I would hate to think he is really either as bad as he portrays. Kind of heartbreaking if it were real. Ya know?
How is Australia this morning? Did you have your going away party? (Did I already ask that recently?)
It was actually quite rainy today and yes I had it a couple of weekends ago. I'm leaving monday.
It's raining here as well. Which bites.
So are you moving to a different place in Australia or out of Australia totally?
I'm moving from the outskirts of Perth too Melbourne.
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