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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:47 am

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The science community is not convinced.

By science community you mean your imagination?

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:58 pm

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Shower sex is great... no mess.

I'm not a fan of shower sex myself. There are much better ways. And I don't mind the "mess".

You are such a dirty girl and I will deal with you like the naughty woman that you are when you get home.

Be prepared.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:06 pm

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:
Shower sex is great... no mess.

I'm not a fan of shower sex myself. There are much better ways. And I don't mind the "mess".

You are such a dirty girl and I will deal with you like the naughty woman that you are when you get home.

Be prepared.

If it's anything like last night, I am TOTALLY ready right now. I have been fantasizing about you alllllll day. Hardcore. Literally.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:06 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:
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I'm not a fan of shower sex myself. There are much better ways. And I don't mind the "mess".

Yeah, Scott. How is anybody supposed to get any orgasming done standing up? It's impossible. Scientifically proven.

That would be you who's proven it, I wager.. OMG!

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:15 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:
The science community is not convinced.

loliamthesincecommunityandiamconvincedumadbro? troll

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:58 pm

You don't have to complicate this.
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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:10 pm

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You don't have to complicate this.

"don't have to" being the key phrase that makes it optional... lolsadcolla

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:16 pm

I may have shaved all of my beard, but I just made a shocking discovery! I have a cleft.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:35 pm

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I may have shaved all of my beard, but I just made a shocking discovery! I have a cleft.

That is very manly.

Scott wrote:


"don't have to" being the key phrase that makes it optional... lolsadcolla

What is your point?
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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:13 pm

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I may have shaved all of my beard, but I just made a shocking discovery! I have a cleft.

WHAT?! YOU SHAVED A BIT OF YOUR BEARD? YOUR MAGNIFICIENT MANLY NORRIS BEARD?!

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:25 pm

CollaWars wrote:
Ysgramor wrote:
I may have shaved all of my beard, but I just made a shocking discovery! I have a cleft.

That is very manly.

Scott wrote:


"don't have to" being the key phrase that makes it optional... lolsadcolla

What is your point?

Colla got killed by a mudcrab... nooooooooooob.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:33 am

Daroska wrote:
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I may have shaved all of my beard, but I just made a shocking discovery! I have a cleft.

WHAT?! YOU SHAVED A BIT OF YOUR BEARD? YOUR MAGNIFICIENT MANLY NORRIS BEARD?!

Spoiler:
 

I have a CLEFT.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:35 am

Your mom has a cleft!

Also, I came into a sock... twice. Like 30 minutes ago.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:42 am

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Your mom has a cleft!

Also, I came into a sock... twice. Like 30 minutes ago.

Ewwwwwwww. For christmas, Imma get you a "real doll"

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:10 am

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Ewwwwwwww. For christmas, Imma get you a "real doll"

I used to talk about those all the time on the original OT. This was before girl-at-work and it was pretty much all I had to aspire to. I'd really like one. Let's make it look like girl-at-work.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:13 am

Ulyaoth wrote:
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Ewwwwwwww. For christmas, Imma get you a "real doll"

I used to talk about those all the time on the original OT. This was before girl-at-work and it was pretty much all I had to aspire to. I'd really like one. Let's make it look like girl-at-work.

I have to admit to a fascination with them, myself. Mainly because I hate threesomes, they cause nothing but MAJOR trouble in a relationship, so in my head they are good to have a pseudothreesome with but without screwing up your relationship. But then there is a part of me that thinks it would be creepy like having sex with a dead person. So my mind is not made up on them yet.

Uly. Honey. Maybe you need someone or something that does NOT look like GAW. It's healthier.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:22 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
I have to admit to a fascination with them, myself. Mainly because I hate threesomes, they cause nothing but MAJOR trouble in a relationship, so in my head they are good to have a pseudothreesome with but without screwing up your relationship. But then there is a part of me that thinks it would be creepy like having sex with a dead person. So my mind is not made up on them yet.

Uly. Honey. Maybe you need someone or something that does NOT look like GAW. It's healthier.

Whaaat? Using one in a threesome? You crazy. Now, having one that looks like a girl you work with who wouldn't go out with you and naming it after her and calling out her name when you orgasm? That's normal as hell. You crazy.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:25 am

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:
I have to admit to a fascination with them, myself. Mainly because I hate threesomes, they cause nothing but MAJOR trouble in a relationship, so in my head they are good to have a pseudothreesome with but without screwing up your relationship. But then there is a part of me that thinks it would be creepy like having sex with a dead person. So my mind is not made up on them yet.

Uly. Honey. Maybe you need someone or something that does NOT look like GAW. It's healthier.

Whaaat? Using one in a threesome? You crazy. Now, having one that looks like a girl you work with who wouldn't go out with you and naming it after her and calling out her name when you orgasm? That's normal as hell. You crazy.

I think you have a hazy view of the scale of normalcy.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:59 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
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Mistress Morrigan wrote:
I have to admit to a fascination with them, myself. Mainly because I hate threesomes, they cause nothing but MAJOR trouble in a relationship, so in my head they are good to have a pseudothreesome with but without screwing up your relationship. But then there is a part of me that thinks it would be creepy like having sex with a dead person. So my mind is not made up on them yet.

Uly. Honey. Maybe you need someone or something that does NOT look like GAW. It's healthier.

Whaaat? Using one in a threesome? You crazy. Now, having one that looks like a girl you work with who wouldn't go out with you and naming it after her and calling out her name when you orgasm? That's normal as hell. You crazy.

I think you have a hazy view of the scale of normalcy.

Uly is joking. He plays more into this than you think.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:02 am

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Whaaat? Using one in a threesome? You crazy. Now, having one that looks like a girl you work with who wouldn't go out with you and naming it after her and calling out her name when you orgasm? That's normal as hell. You crazy.

I think you have a hazy view of the scale of normalcy.

Uly is joking. He plays more into this than you think.

Define "plays more into this"... I did know he was joking, though.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:04 am

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I think you have a hazy view of the scale of normalcy.

Uly is joking. He plays more into this than you think.

Define "plays more into this"... I did know he was joking, though.

He isn't as lonely or as desperate as he makes out to be. It's his Internet "identity".

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:07 am

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Uly is joking. He plays more into this than you think.

Define "plays more into this"... I did know he was joking, though.

He isn't as lonely or as desperate as he makes out to be. It's his Internet "identity".

Ah. Good. I would hate to think he is really either as bad as he portrays. Kind of heartbreaking if it were real. Ya know?

How is Australia this morning? Did you have your going away party? (Did I already ask that recently?)


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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:11 am

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Define "plays more into this"... I did know he was joking, though.

He isn't as lonely or as desperate as he makes out to be. It's his Internet "identity".

Ah. Good. I would hate to think he is really either as bad as he portrays. Kind of heartbreaking if it were real. Ya know?

How is Australia this morning? Did you have your going away party? (Did I already ask that recently?)


It was actually quite rainy today and yes I had it a couple of weekends ago. I'm leaving monday.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:14 am

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He isn't as lonely or as desperate as he makes out to be. It's his Internet "identity".

Ah. Good. I would hate to think he is really either as bad as he portrays. Kind of heartbreaking if it were real. Ya know?

How is Australia this morning? Did you have your going away party? (Did I already ask that recently?)


It was actually quite rainy today and yes I had it a couple of weekends ago. I'm leaving monday.

It's raining here as well. Which bites.

So are you moving to a different place in Australia or out of Australia totally?

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:19 am

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Ah. Good. I would hate to think he is really either as bad as he portrays. Kind of heartbreaking if it were real. Ya know?

How is Australia this morning? Did you have your going away party? (Did I already ask that recently?)


It was actually quite rainy today and yes I had it a couple of weekends ago. I'm leaving monday.

It's raining here as well. Which bites.

So are you moving to a different place in Australia or out of Australia totally?


I'm moving from the outskirts of Perth too Melbourne.

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