1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread)

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

So do you guys like ass or boobs

Eli Manning wrote:: So do you guys like ass or boobs

It's kinda hard to choose, but if I had to choose just one, I think I'd say ass. And not for the reason scott's thinking...

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Well... Considering how both my exes had D-and-up sized breasts... I think I have me a case of boob dependency! Somebody call A Pimp Named Slickback!

But I do enjoy a nice ass as well... My last ex had a pretty good ass...

Damn you Boba... Got me all remembering and shit...
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No more chocolate pudding for you too!

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Eli Manning wrote:: So do you guys like ass or boobs

I like both. Hello Clarice

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

The OT always seemed like a radio play to me.

Is it just me or is the default font on the OT different?

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Eli Manning wrote:: Is it just me or is the default font on the OT different?

It's just you. OMG!

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Eli Manning wrote:: Is it just me or is the default font on the OT different?

Fool, get glasses...
you

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

The Joker wrote:

Eli Manning wrote:: Is it just me or is the default font on the OT different?

Fool, get glasses...
you

get contacts they don't scare people away

Meatlocker wrote:: get contacts they don't scare people away

Hey that hurt, I wear glasses. Sad

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Causa wrote:

Meatlocker wrote:: get contacts they don't scare people away

Hey that hurt, I wear glasses. Sad

So do I that's how I know.

Meatlocker wrote:

Causa wrote:

Meatlocker wrote:: get contacts they don't scare people away

Hey that hurt, I wear glasses. Sad

So do I that's how I know.

I wear glasses sometimes...

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BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Causa wrote:

Meatlocker wrote:: get contacts they don't scare people away

Hey that hurt, I wear glasses. Sad

I second that notion... Plus... I don't scare people away with my glasses... I've been told I look very attractive with my glasses on... And that's by just some random people (mostly chicks) I study with...

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ok... Lets play a game... The game's called 'Spot The Fail In This Here Ad I Got':

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Le wild ad in question appeared as I was watching 'The Boondocks' on an undisclosed site I'm not gonna disclose...

The Joker wrote:: Ok... Lets play a game... The game's called 'Spot The Fail In This Here Ad I Got':

Le wild ad in question appeared as I was watching 'The Boondocks' on an undisclosed site I'm not gonna disclose...

Pornhub?

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Darth Sc'wotum wrote:

The Joker wrote:: Ok... Lets play a game... The game's called 'Spot The Fail In This Here Ad I Got':

Le wild ad in question appeared as I was watching 'The Boondocks' on an undisclosed site I'm not gonna disclose...

Pornhub?

...

I said 'The Boondocks'! Not 'The Bootydicks'...

Never heard of The Boondocks?
Nigga, you gay...

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Darth Sc'wotum wrote:

The Joker wrote:: Ok... Lets play a game... The game's called 'Spot The Fail In This Here Ad I Got':

Le wild ad in question appeared as I was watching 'The Boondocks' on an undisclosed site I'm not gonna disclose...

Pornhub?

lol Apple iPad 16G... it's supposed to say 3G! OMFG LAWLZ Oh man

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Eli Manning wrote:

Darth Sc'wotum wrote:

The Joker wrote:: Ok... Lets play a game... The game's called 'Spot The Fail In This Here Ad I Got':

Le wild ad in question appeared as I was watching 'The Boondocks' on an undisclosed site I'm not gonna disclose...

Pornhub?

lol Apple iPad 16G... it's supposed to say 3G! OMFG LAWLZ Oh man

Dude... That one aside... Apparently the Toyota Yaris can become an MP3 player...
Auh

The Joker wrote:

Eli Manning wrote:

Darth Sc'wotum wrote:: Pornhub?

lol Apple iPad 16G... it's supposed to say 3G! OMFG LAWLZ Oh man

Dude... That one aside... Apparently the Toyota Yaris can become an MP3 player...
Auh

You've never seen that? Oh, I see commercials for that all the time.

Sometimes I think... spanky and morrigan's daughters must all be huddled in a room, awake in the middle of the night, crying while they hear their parents screaming in the next room. I assume it goes like, "FUCK YEAH, BITCH, YOU FUCKIN TAKE IT, BITCH" "FUCK YEAH, GET THE BASEBALL BAT, I'M READY FOR BIGGER" "FUCK YEAH YOU ARE!"

And then the next day spanky walks up to the girls, all sitting in the living room, holding the baseball bat and he's all "you girls up for some baseball?" and the littlest one busts out crying, and morrigan's like, "honey, what's wrong?" and the eldest says, "we don't much like baseball anymore..."

Ulyaoth wrote:: Sometimes I think... spanky and morrigan's daughters must all be huddled in a room, awake in the middle of the night, crying while they hear their parents screaming in the next room. I assume it goes like, "FUCK YEAH, BITCH, YOU FUCKIN TAKE IT, BITCH" "FUCK YEAH, GET THE BASEBALL BAT, I'M READY FOR BIGGER" "FUCK YEAH YOU ARE!"

And then the next day spanky walks up to the girls, all sitting in the living room, holding the baseball bat and he's all "you girls up for some baseball?" and the littlest one busts out crying, and morrigan's like, "honey, what's wrong?" and the eldest says, "we don't much like baseball anymore..."

Stop it.

Ulyaoth wrote:: Sometimes I think... spanky and morrigan's daughters must all be huddled in a room, awake in the middle of the night, crying while they hear their parents screaming in the next room. I assume it goes like, "FUCK YEAH, BITCH, YOU FUCKIN TAKE IT, BITCH" "FUCK YEAH, GET THE BASEBALL BAT, I'M READY FOR BIGGER" "FUCK YEAH YOU ARE!"

And then the next day spanky walks up to the girls, all sitting in the living room, holding the baseball bat and he's all "you girls up for some baseball?" and the littlest one busts out crying, and morrigan's like, "honey, what's wrong?" and the eldest says, "we don't much like baseball anymore..."

I like your style.

Cunt.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

For anyone that still remembers... There was this guy that pissed me off some time ago...

I just sent him a card... What does that mean?
I'll tell you...

Back in high school I was actually nicknamed Joker, on account I was a Joker fan and kept a Joker card in my pocket (we had a Two Face and a Penguin as well, think I've mentioned it)... Anyways... I make it a point that I don't take shit from anyone...

So back in high school, when someone was trying to make me mad or was trying to push me around, I used to send him (via post) a Joker card with 'The Joke's On YOU' written on it. That meant that something bad was gonna happen.

The first (and actually only) time I used that was with a guy that we used to call The Comedian, after the Watchmen graphic novel. He was being all irritating and shit and trying to make fun of me (don't even remember what about, was like 4-5 years ago).
Anyways, what I did to him was- one day, after school (school then ended at like 18:00 PM and it was nearing winter, so it was pretty damn dark), I actually hung him legs up from one of those wall-mounted flag-posts.
He didn't know it was me cause I bought him a coffee and put two of those instant action dissolving sleeping pills (my mum used to use them, my dad snores).

Nobody gave me shit after that.

So anyways... Just posted him a Joker card (a normal Number 1 set Joker card with prints of like 20 people on it, I passed it around our lecture group)... I'm thinking of getting a purple suit for this one... Any ideas on the Joke?

How I got his address? Well, he changed cohorts out of fear that I was gonna punch him again if I ever saw him (I did tell him that). So I just went to the school registry and said:

"Hi, can you tell me the address of [this guy]? We used to be flatmates but he moved and I got some mail for him... Oh, and could you also tell me the times he's coming to school?"

And now I got his address and his weekly schedule...

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The Joker wrote:: For anyone that still remembers... There was this guy that pissed me off some time ago...

I just sent him a card... What does that mean?
I'll tell you...

Back in high school I was actually nicknamed Joker, on account I was a Joker fan and kept a Joker card in my pocket (we had a Two Face and a Penguin as well, think I've mentioned it)... Anyways... I make it a point that I don't take shit from anyone...

So back in high school, when someone was trying to make me mad or was trying to push me around, I used to send him (via post) a Joker card with 'The Joke's On YOU' written on it. That meant that something bad was gonna happen.

The first (and actually only) time I used that was with a guy that we used to call The Comedian, after the Watchmen graphic novel. He was being all irritating and shit and trying to make fun of me (don't even remember what about, was like 4-5 years ago).
Anyways, what I did to him was- one day, after school (school then ended at like 18:00 PM and it was nearing winter, so it was pretty damn dark), I actually hung him legs down from one of those wall-mounted flag-posts.
He didn't know it was me cause I bought him a coffee and put two of those instant action dissolving sleeping pills (my mum used to use them, my dad snores).

Nobody gave me shit after that.

So anyways... Just posted him a Joker card (a normal Number 1 set Joker card with prints of like 20 people on it, I passed it around our lecture group)... I'm thinking of getting a purple suit for this one... Any ideas on the Joke?

How I got his address? Well, he changed cohorts out of fear that I was gonna punch him again if I ever saw him (I did tell him that). So I just went to the school registry and said:

"Hi, can you tell me the address of [this guy]? We used to be flatmates but he moved and I got some mail for him... Oh, and could you also tell me the times he's coming to school?"

And now I got his address and his weekly schedule...

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