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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...
I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.
I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"
Some music to accompany the reading: Intro, Shepard-Child conversation:
Ending cinematic, the text after the conversation:
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:08 pm
tl;dr
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:12 pm
Burkman wrote:
tl;dr
Fuck. You.
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:14 pm
I'm tired, dammit. I don't feel like reading long shit.
Yeet WolfPack
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:47 pm
Just imported another ME2 save into ME3. Decided to change him into a vanguard...
All I can say is...
CollaWars Arcane Warrior
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:16 pm
Spoiler:
Ilussive Man kills himself, red explosions, lame ending.
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:23 pm
CollaWars wrote:
Ilussive Man kills himself, red explosions, lame ending.
Illusive Man kills himself, blue explosions, lame ending.
Causa Toneless Paragon
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:23 pm
CollaWars wrote:
Spoiler:
Ilussive Man kills himself, red explosions, lame ending.
Remember what we said about spoiler tags? -_-
Got that for you.
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:31 pm
Causa wrote:
CollaWars wrote:
Spoiler:
Ilussive Man kills himself, red explosions, lame ending.
Remember what we said about spoiler tags? -_-
Got that for you.
Everyone in this thread save for Scott has seen the ending. And Scott doesn't even come to this thread for obvious reasons. At least not until he completes the game himself.
Causa Toneless Paragon
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:38 pm
Burkman wrote:
Causa wrote:
CollaWars wrote:
Spoiler:
Ilussive Man kills himself, red explosions, lame ending.
Remember what we said about spoiler tags? -_-
Got that for you.
Everyone in this thread save for Scott has seen the ending. And Scott doesn't even come to this thread for obvious reasons. At least not until he completes the game himself.
Well, I apologize. I should probably stop looking at this thread in that case.. >.>
CollaWars Arcane Warrior
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:44 pm
Don't mess with me Causa.
Did anyone get that little scene with Shep's torso breathing? I think that is only for the red option. The little glowing child is bullshiting you how you will die too about that, because he doesn't want you to kill the Reapers.
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:58 pm
CollaWars wrote:
Don't mess with me Causa.
Did anyone get that little scene with Shep's torso breathing? I think that is only for the red option. The little glowing child is bullshiting you how you will die too about that, because he doesn't want you to kill the Reapers.
That happens on every ending if you have a high enough assets. It's implying that Shepard was hallucinating or some shit. At least that's what I'd like it to be. Because there are so many holes in the ending it's not funny.
Grimeth Sad Panda
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:12 pm
Burkman wrote:
CollaWars wrote:
Don't mess with me Causa.
Did anyone get that little scene with Shep's torso breathing? I think that is only for the red option. The little glowing child is bullshiting you how you will die too about that, because he doesn't want you to kill the Reapers.
That happens on every ending if you have a high enough assets. It's implying that Shepard was hallucinating or some shit. At least that's what I'd like it to be. Because there are so many holes in the ending it's not funny.
I heard that it was only on the red ending that it happens.
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:13 pm
DinosaurGrimeth wrote:
Burkman wrote:
CollaWars wrote:
Don't mess with me Causa.
Did anyone get that little scene with Shep's torso breathing? I think that is only for the red option. The little glowing child is bullshiting you how you will die too about that, because he doesn't want you to kill the Reapers.
That happens on every ending if you have a high enough assets. It's implying that Shepard was hallucinating or some shit. At least that's what I'd like it to be. Because there are so many holes in the ending it's not funny.
I heard that it was only on the red ending that it happens.
You're wrong.
Grimeth Sad Panda
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:17 pm
Burkman wrote:
DinosaurGrimeth wrote:
Burkman wrote:
That happens on every ending if you have a high enough assets. It's implying that Shepard was hallucinating or some shit. At least that's what I'd like it to be. Because there are so many holes in the ending it's not funny.
I heard that it was only on the red ending that it happens.
You're wrong.
Perhaps.
CollaWars Arcane Warrior
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:30 pm
Burkman wrote:
DinosaurGrimeth wrote:
Burkman wrote:
That happens on every ending if you have a high enough assets. It's implying that Shepard was hallucinating or some shit. At least that's what I'd like it to be. Because there are so many holes in the ending it's not funny.
I heard that it was only on the red ending that it happens.
You're wrong.
It only happens in the red ending.
"In all possible endings, Shepard is presumed dead. However, if the Player's Effective Military Strength is high enough and Shepard chooses to destroy the Reapers, Shepard will be seen awakening in a pile of rubble at the end."
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:37 pm
Well he survives anyways despite the blue and green ending. The endings shouldn't even count due to their massive amounts of shit.
Yeet WolfPack
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:45 pm
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:53 pm
Fucking love steak.
JvS OT'er
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:55 am
Just finished the ending. Anyone else think that the supposed Ending DLC Bioware's making will just be a notepad document saying "Indoctrination theory, bitches" and a link to this video:
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:43 am
JvS wrote:
Just finished the ending. Anyone else think that the supposed Ending DLC Bioware's making will just be a notepad document saying "Indoctrination theory, bitches" and a link to this video:
Well, it does make sense... Perfect sense even...
JvS OT'er
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:00 am
My friend got me to apply Mass Effect 3 ending logic to the eating of cookies.
Option 1: Destroy the raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip ones but also all of the other cookies and biscuits in the process.
Option 2: Control the raisin cookies that disguise themselves as chocolate chip to help humanity, destroying yourself in the process.
Option 3: Merge all cookie and human DNA to make a perfect stage of Cookie-Human evolution.
Whichever you pick, however: all methods of opening cookies jars besides your own are destroyed and the your favourite cookies are sent to a far away empty cookie jar.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:04 am
JvS wrote:
My friend got me to apply Mass Effect 3 ending logic to the eating of cookies.
Option 1: Destroy the raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip ones but also all of the other cookies and biscuits in the process.
Option 2: Control the raisin cookies that disguise themselves as chocolate chip to help humanity, destroying yourself in the process.
Option 3: Merge all cookie and human DNA to make a perfect stage of Cookie-Human evolution.
Whichever you pick, however: all methods of opening cookies jars besides your own are destroyed and the your favourite cookies are sent to a far away empty cookie jar.
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