1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread)

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Pishtosh.

EDIT: On a side note, I tasted glue a few times. That was like a one day thing, though.

TBH I don't believe Ulys exist... THEY DON'T EXIST YO!

Scott's wife breaks walnuts with her buttcheeks.

Ulyaoth wrote:: Scott's wife breaks walnuts with her buttcheeks.

I could fap to this.

Ulyaoth wrote:: Scott's wife breaks walnuts with her buttcheeks.

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But it doesn't mean you'll get an answer... Hello Clarice

I'd like to complain to the management that I have no custom title thingy. If I recall, a custom title is awarded at 1,100 posts. The uly demands recompense.

As the uly is indecisive, the uly will need time to think of his custom title. I am open to suggestions. You may put your vicious, hurtful ideas into it because I know you will.(banana) But try to think of something positive or witty, too... BANANA.

Banana and Uly's therapy sessions.

Turn up yo volume.

Good Cole wrote:: Guys, guess who is motherfucking back?

Reapers.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: I'd like to complain to the management that I have no custom title thingy. If I recall, a custom title is awarded at 1,100 posts. The uly demands recompense.

As the uly is indecisive, the uly will need time to think of his custom title. I am open to suggestions. You may put your vicious, hurtful ideas into it because I know you will.(banana) But try to think of something positive or witty, too... BANANA.

Social mayfly?

Why a mayfly... am I a mayfly in a world of butterflies? I guess so... I looked them up. They're not pretty.

I was thinking Sister Fucker. That's a good one! =D

GAW's Other Half. Yeeaaaahh, that's a good one.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: Why a mayfly... am I a mayfly in a world of butterflies? I guess so... I looked them up. They're not pretty.

I was thinking Sister Fucker. That's a good one! =D

GAW's Other Half. Yeeaaaahh, that's a good one.

You're a mayfly because your social life is equal to a mayfly's life- it's short and does not leave an imprint on others...

You ever wonder how much semen you've ejaculated in your life? I kinda wish I had a jar full of it, so I can see just how much liquid I pumped out of my body via masturbation. I bet it's a lot. I should probably drink some gatorade after every masturbation to replace my lost electrolytes.

Because semen has electrolytes. Also, protein. Have a few chicken nuggets after masturbation.

But especially gatorade.

Electrolytes. In your semen.

Everybody knows that.

Dude.... if you jizz in a horse, do you make horse babies?

Scott's all like, "oh, I better give uly a custom title... oh wait, my wife is sucking my dick, I'mma do that first."

Is it good, scott? IS IT GOOD?!

I bet it is.

Blowing your load on your wife's face while I remain here... titleless...

Ulyaoth wrote:: Scott's all like, "oh, I better give uly a custom title... oh wait, my wife is sucking my dick, I'mma do that first."

Is it good, scott? IS IT GOOD?!

I bet it is.

Blowing your load on your wife's face while I remain here... titleless...

You can always have your man boobies.

Uly

I would really like for you to get your prescription refilled. I dont know whats wrong or why but ya really need to. Your posts have dropped down the shitter, or crawled up outta the shitter. One of the two.

Ulyaoth wrote:: Scott's all like, "oh, I better give uly a custom title... oh wait, my wife is sucking my dick, I'mma do that first."

Is it good, scott? IS IT GOOD?!

I bet it is.

Blowing your load on your wife's face while I remain here... titleless...

Actually I'm going to refer you to Burkman... because you've now lost my attention. Better luck getting his...

I'm not giving you a goddamn custom title, Uly. Not after the ridiculous things your typing out. FUCKING STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX SO FUCKING MUCH

This is a bigger injustice than... like... all the big injustices lately.

And nigga please, I'm not being any different than usual. This is uly as uly has always been.

Burkman wrote:: I'm not giving you a goddamn custom title, Uly. Not after the ridiculous things your typing out. FUCKING STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX SO FUCKING MUCH

Policeman Burkman: I'm not arresting your god damn rapist, ma'am. Not after the ridiculous outfit you're wearing. STOP DRESSING LIKE A FUCKING WHORE!

That's what I heard, burkman... that's what I heard. Also, you edit people's posts because you don't like them. Fascism!

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Callin wrote:: Uly

I would really like for you to get your prescription refilled. I dont know whats wrong or why but ya really need to. Your posts have dropped down the shitter, or crawled up outta the shitter. One of the two.

They were never really that high up...

You ever take a huge shit that you stop to admire it? Like, you keep wiping your ass in case someone is watching you, but you're admiring the huge shit in the toilet as you do.

On a side note, I realize that almost everything I do, I'm afraid that someone is watching me do it... it's doubly so when I go outside the house. It's not that someone is always watching... probably not... but at any one moment, someone might be looking at you. And that's the one moment you'll do something stupid. They'll wonder what's wrong with you or laugh at your stupidity.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: You ever take a huge shit that you stop to admire it? Like, you keep wiping your ass in case someone is watching you, but you're admiring the huge shit in the toilet as you do.

On a side note, I realize that almost everything I do, I'm afraid that someone is watching me do it... it's doubly so when I go outside the house. It's not that someone is always watching... probably not... but at any one moment, someone might be looking at you. And that's the one moment you'll do something stupid. They'll wonder what's wrong with you or laugh at your stupidity.

And yet, even without watching you... I wonder what's wrong with you...

This is why I'm not giving him a custom title.

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