1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread)

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

The year is 2001. Or something. I forget. So there I was, dry humping the couch with my boner like usual. I was watching the winter olympics. You see, this was a time before uly had internet. The women ice skaters were gone, but they did have women in some luge event thing. Their outfits were tight. It was good enough for me.

I get near the end. The climax... and... UH OH! I'M PEEING MY PANTS! I ran to the bathroom but realize I've stopped peeing. What? I check my underwear, but it's not really wet. What... happ... OOOOH! THAT'S HOW SEMEN COMES OUT! I thought it just "happens" when you had sex, I didn't know that's what I was doing all this time...

It's a true story, btw. I felt like sharing it.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: The year is 2001. Or something. I forget. So there I was, dry humping the couch with my boner like usual. I was watching the winter olympics. You see, this was a time before uly had internet. The women ice skaters were gone, but they did have women in some luge event thing. Their outfits were tight. It was good enough for me.

I get near the end. The climax... and... UH OH! I'M PEEING MY PANTS! I ran to the bathroom but realize I've stopped peeing. What? I check my underwear, but it's not really wet. What... happ... OOOOH! THAT'S HOW SEMEN COMES OUT! I thought it just "happens" when you had sex, I didn't know that's what I was doing all this time...

It's a true story, btw. I felt like sharing it.

I don't even know anymore...

The Joker wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: The year is 2001. Or something. I forget. So there I was, dry humping the couch with my boner like usual. I was watching the winter olympics. You see, this was a time before uly had internet. The women ice skaters were gone, but they did have women in some luge event thing. Their outfits were tight. It was good enough for me.

I get near the end. The climax... and... UH OH! I'M PEEING MY PANTS! I ran to the bathroom but realize I've stopped peeing. What? I check my underwear, but it's not really wet. What... happ... OOOOH! THAT'S HOW SEMEN COMES OUT! I thought it just "happens" when you had sex, I didn't know that's what I was doing all this time...

It's a true story, btw. I felt like sharing it.

I don't even know anymore...

What if you do know but don't really know?

The Joker wrote:: I don't even know anymore...

You're supposed to laugh! Laugh at uly's naivety. "You mean you didn't know? Lolololol"

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Bobabounty wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: The year is 2001. Or something. I forget. So there I was, dry humping the couch with my boner like usual. I was watching the winter olympics. You see, this was a time before uly had internet. The women ice skaters were gone, but they did have women in some luge event thing. Their outfits were tight. It was good enough for me.

I get near the end. The climax... and... UH OH! I'M PEEING MY PANTS! I ran to the bathroom but realize I've stopped peeing. What? I check my underwear, but it's not really wet. What... happ... OOOOH! THAT'S HOW SEMEN COMES OUT! I thought it just "happens" when you had sex, I didn't know that's what I was doing all this time...

It's a true story, btw. I felt like sharing it.

I don't even know anymore...

What if you do know but don't really know?

I... don't know?
huh?

You people keep posting... but all I see is scribbles of fragmented thoughts... I'd rather read what Yoclema has to say.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Scott wrote:: You people keep posting... but all I see is scribbles of fragmented thoughts... I'd rather read what Yoclema has to say.

You must be new here. Welcome to the OT... We specialize in randomness...

The Joker wrote:

Scott wrote:: You people keep posting... but all I see is scribbles of fragmented thoughts... I'd rather read what Yoclema has to say.

You must be new here. Welcome to the OT... We specialize in randomness...

I don't believe I specified or stated "random"...

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Scott wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Scott wrote:: You people keep posting... but all I see is scribbles of fragmented thoughts... I'd rather read what Yoclema has to say.

You must be new here. Welcome to the OT... We specialize in randomness...

I don't believe I specified or stated "random"...

Randomness is included in the bill. Always.
yeah

Only when we don't know what the fuck to talk about.

I give you people delicious stories from my past and you spit on them!

(Insert insulting limerick about Uly here)

When I grow up, I want to be like Zaeed Massani.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: When I grow up, I want to be like Zaeed Massani.

I think that train has sailed, Uly...
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YES! TRAIN. SAILED. BECAUSE FUCK YOU!

Ulyaoth wrote:: When I grow up, I want to be like Zaeed Massani.

In other words, you wan to grow up to be like me. That won't happen. You need to have years of experience like me, which you don't. I remember this one time where I had to take down this goddamn Turian frigate with only 5 men. I was the only one who survived. So I made out like a bandit. It was good to see that frigate crash planetside.

My balls ache.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Bobabounty wrote:: My balls ache.

*Hands bottle with a badly erased label saying 'Sul***ic **id'.*
Rub this on them once daily and you'll be fine...

Joker

Bobabounty wrote:: My balls ache.

Some assistance please! I got you!

Callin, you break my heart.

Callin wrote:

Since some of you peeps seem to know things about computers n' such... I wanted to ask you what you guys think about the "budget build" in this link right hea.

http://www.build-gaming-computers.com/gaming-desktop-computer.html

The final price is $530, he didn't include a monitor and stuff, but this comp here certainly seems better than mine and it doesn't cost a fortune.

The CPU he links is a whopping 3.4 Ghz, but I think it's a single-core... Shouldn't I at least get a dual-core one?

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: Since some of you peeps seem to know things about computers n' such... I wanted to ask you what you guys think about the "budget build" in this link right hea.

http://www.build-gaming-computers.com/gaming-desktop-computer.html

The final price is $530, he didn't include a monitor and stuff, but this comp here certainly seems better than mine and it doesn't cost a fortune.

The CPU he links is a whopping 3.4 Ghz, but I think it's a single-core... Shouldn't I at least get a dual-core one?

It's a decent build...

I'm not really into AMD, but the CPU is a quad (four cores). I don't know if they mean a 3.4 GHz overall or per core (should be per core but still)...

It might be good to invest into more RAM... Just 4 GB is a bit scarce... Go for at least 8, ideally push it to 10 or go for the overkill of 16...

The graphics processor is nice, however it might be a good idea to go for something from ATI as the motherboard seems to be built with their models in mind.

But all in all, get more RAM and you're good to go...

But seriously- get more RAM.

Ulyaoth wrote:: Since some of you peeps seem to know things about computers n' such... I wanted to ask you what you guys think about the "budget build" in this link right hea.

http://www.build-gaming-computers.com/gaming-desktop-computer.html

The final price is $530, he didn't include a monitor and stuff, but this comp here certainly seems better than mine and it doesn't cost a fortune.

The CPU he links is a whopping 3.4 Ghz, but I think it's a single-core... Shouldn't I at least get a dual-core one?

The CPU is a quad core. That is a very good build, and it will run today's games at medium-high if not high. The 4 GB of RAM is not a big deal. Today's games only really use 4 GB, but I agree with Ban, if you have any more money upgrade to 8 GB of RAM. I have a comparable build with a slightly better GPU, and I run every game I throw at it at a maximum setting.

So, overall, 4 GB of RAM will run the games you need to run right now. But in 2013-2014, 8 GB of RAM will become the new 4 GB. So be sure to save up for the 8 GB RAM later on. The GPU will be outdated in 2014, but now it will run every game at medium-high. The CPU is very good; my AMD FX is amazing, and it is of the same quality. I prefer AMD to Intel simply because it is cheaper; I feel Intel models are overpriced because of name. Hyper-threading is not a big deal for me, so I go for AMD.

All in all, buy it if you have the money. Very good option.

Quote :: The graphics processor is nice, however it might be a good idea to go for something from ATI as the motherboard seems to be built with their models in mind.

It doesn't matter that much if you use an nVidia card on an AMD mobo. As long as it fits into the PCI slot, you're set. Doesn't matter the brand. I could use an AMD Radeon 6850 on an Intel mobo; seems odd, but as long as it is able to fit inside, it will run.

My cat won't shut his face. He's a baaaaaad kitty.

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