1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread)

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Ulyaoth wrote:

Burkman wrote:: And you molested your 6 year old cousin and never regretted it.

Pssh, uly is the youngest of all the cousins.

I noticed you didn't put "was"... Not sure if like...

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

So I realized while most people complain about remakes ruining their childhood most of the tv shows, comics, movies, and other forms of entertainment during my childhood ended with cliffhangers does this give me an incomplete childhood?

Meatlocker wrote:: So I realized while most people complain about remakes ruining their childhood most of the tv shows, comics, movies, and other forms of entertainment during my childhood ended with cliffhangers does this give me an incomplete childhood?

Maybe, maybe not.

I don't wanna do this anymore... I don't want to be the reason why...

CUZ EVERY TIME I WALK OUT THE DOOOOOORRR, I SEE HIM DIE A LITTLE MORE INSIIIIIDE

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

I make Uly some beautiful art, and what does he do? HE SPITS ON IT!

I GO BACK TO DECEMBBEEEEEEEEERRRR

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

So I get back home and I find the laundry I left going, neatly ironed and folded in a hamper, in front of my room...

Discuss...

Also, upon going out this morning, I witnessed a fox dry-humping the ornamental miniature donkey in our neighbors' front lawn...

The Joker wrote:: So I get back home and I find the laundry I left going, neatly ironed and folded in a hamper, in front of my room...

Discuss...

Also, upon going out this morning, I witnessed a fox dry-humping the ornamental miniature donkey in our neighbors' front lawn...

go back out the rabbit hole

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Callin wrote:

The Joker wrote:: So I get back home and I find the laundry I left going, neatly ironed and folded in a hamper, in front of my room...

Discuss...

Also, upon going out this morning, I witnessed a fox dry-humping the ornamental miniature donkey in our neighbors' front lawn...

go back out the rabbit hole

Oh, if only it were that simple...

Hey, I found a bunch of dead animals under my trailer. As well as a random baby carriage in my backyard.

Burkman wrote:: Hey, I found a bunch of dead animals under my trailer. As well as a random baby carriage in my backyard.

Werewolves are a bitch to keep chained up

Callin wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Hey, I found a bunch of dead animals under my trailer. As well as a random baby carriage in my backyard.

Werewolves are a bitch to keep chained up

Only you would know.

Bobabounty wrote:

Callin wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Hey, I found a bunch of dead animals under my trailer. As well as a random baby carriage in my backyard.

Werewolves are a bitch to keep chained up

Only you would know.

I caught who was stuffing dead animals under my trailer. It was a bunch of gnomes. They will no longer be a problem.

Burkman wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:

Callin wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Hey, I found a bunch of dead animals under my trailer. As well as a random baby carriage in my backyard.

Werewolves are a bitch to keep chained up

Only you would know.

I caught who was stuffing dead animals under my trailer. It was a bunch of gnomes. They will no longer be a problem.

They were pissed you didn't where underwear...

Scott wrote:

Burkman wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:: Only you would know.

I caught who was stuffing dead animals under my trailer. It was a bunch of gnomes. They will no longer be a problem.

They were pissed you didn't where underwear...

Hey! I find that attractive!

Scott wrote:

Burkman wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:

Callin wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Hey, I found a bunch of dead animals under my trailer. As well as a random baby carriage in my backyard.

Werewolves are a bitch to keep chained up

Only you would know.

I caught who was stuffing dead animals under my trailer. It was a bunch of gnomes. They will no longer be a problem.

They were pissed you didn't where underwear...

Well, they won't be pissed anymore. They're dead.

I was listenin to this song called Queen for an Eternity by Atheism Yes Less. Badass song, hear some other group ripped them off, but whatever.

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

Ulyaoth wrote:: See, uly is the underdog. Beset by enemies on all sides. An innocent victim. The uly reached out for love and affection, but was hated by those around him instead. Now the uly must fight his way out. The prize is girl-at-work's undying love.

Oh, don't you whine. Auh

The opening to this is helpful in so many ways. OMG!

I don't think Shinedown is the most inspirational thing to help Uly...

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Burkman wrote:: I don't think Shinedown is the most inspirational thing to help Uly...

Since when are we helping Uly...

Ulyaoth wrote:: See, uly is the underdog. Beset by enemies on all sides. An innocent victim. The uly reached out for love and affection, but was hated by those around him instead. Now the uly must fight his way out. The prize is girl-at-work's undying love.

I haven't read one truth in this statement...

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BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

There's a certain thing I do,
Which I shall pass along to you!
That's always guaranteed to make me...
SMILE...

Oh...

I go LOO-OO-OONY,
As a light-bulb battered bug!
Simply LOO-OO-OONY,
Sometimes foam and chew the rug...

Mister,
Life is swell
In a padded cell,
It will chase the blues away...
You can trade your gloom
For a rubber room
And injections trice a Day!

Oh...

Just go LOO-OO-OONY,
Like and acid casualty,
or a MOO-OO-NIE,
or a preacher on T.V.

When the human race
Wears and anxious face,
When the bomb hangs overhead,
When your kid turns blue,
It won't worry you!
You can smile and nod instead!

When you're LOO-OO-OONY,
Then you just don't give a fig...
Man's so PU0UU-UUNY,
And the universe so BIG...
If you hurt inside,
Get certified,
And if life should treat you bad,
Don't get EVEN,
GET MAD!

Oh...

LOO-OO-OONY!
Oh so LOO-OO-OONY...

~'Original' Joker Song from Batman: The Killing Joke

As scripted and written in the 1988 version... Took me awhile to put it in verse from the graphic novel... The last two 'LOO-OO-OONY' I added for dramatic feel, to help with getting the tone and mood through...

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