1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread)

The Joker wrote:

Scott wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Scott wrote:

If it bounces when it barks... and you can drop kick it over a fence... it's not a dog.

Lolwut?

You've obviously never seen a small dog bark...

I have a small dog... And he barks... But he doesn't bounce... Not at the same time as barking at least...

By small I'm talking like a chihuahua... and if you have a chihuahua... I'm taking one of your man cards.

Causa wrote:

Daroska wrote:

You just broke the legal ruling that banned you from saying anything with the letters "ye"

Excuse me while the DBI (Daroskas Bureau of Interrogation) extract you, Mr. Causason.

l

So the DBI distributes semen?

Yes, it extracts gay sea men from time to time.

Causa's New Appearence wrote:

We send them to different families of badgers in mehico.

The ad says one click for a Roman Orgy... should I... or not...

Yeah, it's funny that they have that ad up in places... I assume it's some F2P game that doesn't actually involve orgies...

Uly is too HxC for the OT, people delete my posts for being too hardcore. For cutting straight to the truth. For being real. When niggas get real up in here, otha niggas freak out and delete shit befo' dey brains can process the hardcore truth uly layin on 'em.

Uly is outlaw poster. He's a rebel. Why? Because chicks dig that. Bitches be all over uly when you delete my shit. Bitches love dat.

You're not funny.

This shit ain't about being funny. It's about being real. Uly is real. Real HxC. My shit gets deleted in case the bitches come by and see my posts and be all up ova me.

You're not serious. Therefore it's obvious you're trying to be humorous.

Your mom's not serious

Scott wrote:

You've obviously never seen a small dog bark...

I watch small dogs bark for a living. You know nothing of my work!

As you can see, california is in the red. It's br00tal up in california. Ain't no niggas gettin no jobs up in cali.

To compare it to a random state... oh... any state... I'll draw one from a hat.

Minnesota! Minnesota, jobs are abundant. They're throwing excess jobs out the window, there's so many of 'em. You can't walk out your front door without stepping into a job.

I think Scott might disagree with that.

Causa wrote:

I think Scott might disagree with that.

I do too... with his vision...

Scott wrote:

Causa wrote:

I think Scott might disagree with that.

I do too... with his vision...

Random talks in third person. He still thinks it is weird.

This place is still going? Lol :)

Your venomous words sting! We've always been here... waiting...

Burkman wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

This place is still going? Lol :)

We haven't died yet!

The OT is more than just a group of people on the Internet! The OT is an idea, an objective, a destination, an aspiration... And ideas don't die... They evolve.

PS: Bats, kudos on the Legion avatar. And another for using this guy's work: Patryk Garrett at dA

Burkman wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Burkman wrote:

We haven't died yet!

The OT is more than just a group of people on the Internet! The OT is an idea, an objective, a destination, an aspiration... And ideas don't die... They evolve.

PS: Bats, kudos on the Legion avatar. And another for using this guy's work: Patryk Garrett at dA
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You might have seen me using his Zaeed picture a long while ago.

Yeah, but Legion holds a certain spot in my heart...

Burkman wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Burkman wrote:

You might have seen me using his Zaeed picture a long while ago.

Yeah, but Legion holds a certain spot in my heart...

Well, I have to keep this theme of being a synthetic killing machine and all. As you noticed recently, my avatars have consisted of non-organic beings.

I've noticed it doesn't fit you very well.

Causa & Mort are known as the un-humanoid synthetic emotionless killing machines.
The Burkenator is just like some kind of terminator rottweiler, you know.
A mix of man and machine, not just machine. Although this is just my opinion..

But I still think it's valid.

HEY, I HEARD YOU LIKE THE WILD ONES!

IF YOU TOOK ULY HOME IT'D BE A HOME RUN!

Shut up, scott. You shut your mouth. YOU SHUT RIGHT THE FUCK UP BEFO' YOU EVEN OPEN YO MOUTH! YOU SHUT UP! It's oh so easy to make fun of uly from your throne of vaginas, isn't it? ISN'T IT?! ULY WILL HAVE HIS DAY! ULY WILL MAKE THINGS HAPPEN! AND THAT GIRL WON'T BE REFERRED TO AS "POOR THING"!! THEY'LL ENVY HER! THAT'S WHAT!

Also, fuck you too, bananadealer! That's a pre-emptive fuck you too! Cuz you were gonna say "lols, fuck you virgin, besides that song is old" Well, I just heard it. We don't all have Bulgarian Pirate Radio.

Yo yo yo, this is DJ Bulganov, bringin' you da hottest tracks n' shit befo' they even out up in 'merica. Cuz Bulgaria is rich. Rich as fuck. They got 16 year old pussy runnin around giving it up left and right. Especially if you're leaving for another country. Stomachs o' steel up in 'garia. Ain't no foreigner gonna out-stomach-punch a bulgarian, das fo sho, dawgs, das fo sho. Anywayzzz, let's play dem hot beats I was talkin 'bout. BULGA OUT!!

Bobabounty is a jew.

Causa is an animal rights activist.

Grimeth is a double jew.

Wilbourn wears a thin shirt at all times so he can rip it off when the situation warrants it.

CollaWars and his buds hang out in a hot tub naked. It's not gay in the south. It'd be impolite to be in a hot tub with your trunks on in uuh... tennesse?

Burkman will marry a jewish girl someday and get in trouble with her family for the terrible things he did to her... in bed. He mixed his cream with her meat. That's against jewish jewlosophy.