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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:56 pm | |
| - Bobabounty wrote:
- Sokka wrote:
- Bobabounty wrote:
- I feel out of touch from you guys. Haven't talked in forever.
Anyways, hey Torm. You know you can always talk to me... *Takes out pen and notebook and slumps into couch* I can talk to you? I thought you despised my inner being? What? NO! You're my Momo... I love ya, little buddy... And Uly... Comments like these make me despise your being... | |
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Torm Mod's Pet
Posts : 93 Join date : 2012-06-05 Age : 47 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:12 pm | |
| - Bobabounty wrote:
- I feel out of touch from you guys. Haven't talked in forever.
Anyways, hey Torm. Hey right back at ya. Mort, your post made me happy and sad all at the same time and stuff. Im gonna jack off with a fist full of broken glass now. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:17 pm | |
| - Torm wrote:
- Bobabounty wrote:
- I feel out of touch from you guys. Haven't talked in forever.
Anyways, hey Torm. Hey right back at ya.
Mort, your post made me happy and sad all at the same time and stuff.
Im gonna jack off with a fist full of broken glass now. I do that every Wednesday, but with the addition of bleach and in a car with black leather seats and turn the heat up to full blast on a very hot day. I do this naked and with razor blades sticking up on the seats. | |
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Torm Mod's Pet
Posts : 93 Join date : 2012-06-05 Age : 47 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:28 pm | |
| - Burkman wrote:
- Torm wrote:
- Bobabounty wrote:
- I feel out of touch from you guys. Haven't talked in forever.
Anyways, hey Torm. Hey right back at ya.
Mort, your post made me happy and sad all at the same time and stuff.
Im gonna jack off with a fist full of broken glass now. I do that every Wednesday, but with the addition of bleach and in a car with black leather seats and turn the heat up to full blast on a very hot day. I do this naked and with razor blades sticking up on the seats. Not impressed unless you can do all the above while humming the theme song to Charles in Charge. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:30 pm | |
| - Torm wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
- Torm wrote:
- Bobabounty wrote:
- I feel out of touch from you guys. Haven't talked in forever.
Anyways, hey Torm. Hey right back at ya.
Mort, your post made me happy and sad all at the same time and stuff.
Im gonna jack off with a fist full of broken glass now. I do that every Wednesday, but with the addition of bleach and in a car with black leather seats and turn the heat up to full blast on a very hot day. I do this naked and with razor blades sticking up on the seats. Not impressed unless you can do all the above while humming the theme song to Charles in Charge. Man, I do that every single time. I didn't mention it, because it happens automatically. | |
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Torm Mod's Pet
Posts : 93 Join date : 2012-06-05 Age : 47 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:47 pm | |
| Can we talk more about Primus? | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:58 pm | |
| - Torm wrote:
- Can we talk more about Primus?
Tales from the punchbowl. | |
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Torm Mod's Pet
Posts : 93 Join date : 2012-06-05 Age : 47 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:08 pm | |
| - Burkman wrote:
- Torm wrote:
- Can we talk more about Primus?
Tales from the punchbowl. Fizzle Fry | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:23 pm | |
| - Torm wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
- Torm wrote:
- Can we talk more about Primus?
Tales from the punchbowl. Fizzle Fry Pork Soda | |
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Torm Mod's Pet
Posts : 93 Join date : 2012-06-05 Age : 47 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:28 pm | |
| - Burkman wrote:
- Torm wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
Tales from the punchbowl. Fizzle Fry Pork Soda Animals Should Not Try To Act Like Humans | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:30 pm | |
| - Torm wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
- Torm wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
Tales from the punchbowl. Fizzle Fry Pork Soda Animals Should Not Try To Act Like Humans They Can't All Be Zingers | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:09 pm | |
| - Burkman wrote:
- Torm wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
Pork Soda Animals Should Not Try To Act Like Humans They Can't All Be Zingers Optimus Primus Limited Edition album... you probably never heard of it. Really only for the hardcore fans. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:12 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
- Torm wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
Pork Soda Animals Should Not Try To Act Like Humans They Can't All Be Zingers Optimus Primus
Limited Edition album... you probably never heard of it. Really only for the hardcore fans. GET OUT OF HERE POSER | |
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Torm Mod's Pet
Posts : 93 Join date : 2012-06-05 Age : 47 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:14 pm | |
| - Burkman wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
They Can't All Be Zingers Optimus Primus
Limited Edition album... you probably never heard of it. Really only for the hardcore fans. GET OUT OF HERE POSER This NOW | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:15 pm | |
| You guys ain't hardcore fans enough to have heard about it. It was REALLY limited edition. They gave it to me personally. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:16 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- You guys ain't hardcore fans enough to have heard about it. It was REALLY limited edition. They gave it to me personally.
Lying doesn't make you friends! | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:23 pm | |
| I'm full up on friends atm, dude. I hang out with primus on the weekends. They're ok people, a little too eager to please, but ok. | |
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Torm Mod's Pet
Posts : 93 Join date : 2012-06-05 Age : 47 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:26 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- I'm full up on friends atm, dude. I hang out with primus on the weekends. They're ok people, a little too eager to please, but ok.
I can't wait to murder you. You just got yourself moved up on the list. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:26 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- I'm full up on friends atm, dude. I hang out with primus on the weekends. They're ok people, a little too eager to please, but ok.
Stop lying, dude. They're too cool for you. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:27 pm | |
| And Uly wonders why he's still a virgin. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:28 pm | |
| - Torm wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- I'm full up on friends atm, dude. I hang out with primus on the weekends. They're ok people, a little too eager to please, but ok.
I can't wait to murder you.
You just got yourself moved up on the list. Meet Uly... | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:30 pm | |
| I was stalkin chicks from work when you was in diapers, YOU fear ME!
EDIT: I wasn't stalkin nobody... it just looked a certain way... | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:31 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- I was stalkin chicks from work when you was in diapers, YOU fear ME!
No.... no I dont.... You were 9 when I was born dipshit, you didnt have a job. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:31 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- I was stalkin chicks from work when you was in diapers, YOU fear ME!
Wrong decade... | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: I did not read the fucking Terms of Service Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:35 pm | |
| I taught les claypool how to play bass. | |
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